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Clue 3
Cara: Welcome, Welcome. You are on my turf now! Welcome to the Morgan home of Evile! The clue night at my househ!
Abbie:….We’re all gonna die.
Peter: DUH!
Everyone: Shhh!!
Cara: Awww Abbie it’s a new house.
Liz: Yes, and mom said that there has to be parental supervision…
Cara: I see no parent here…
[Liz glares]
Cara: …oh…oh yeah!
[Cara whispers to Abbie.]
Nat: Meh this is so boring!
Mel: I don’t think so…we’re not at Abbie’s for once…oh happy day!
[Cara flips a switch]
Andy: The lights are out remember?
Cara: …no…I don’t remember!
Andy: They’re always out. Use your mind.
Cara: ….you’re a piece of work Andy, a real character.
[Andy rolls his eyes]
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[15 minutes later]
Cara: Okay….hand me the Crisco and the pliers!
Nat: Abbie’s house was safer!
Cara: It’s not the toilet’s fault you got your foot stuck in it.
Nat: it is too!
Cara: is not.
[Cara puts Crisco on his foot]
Nat: is too.
Cara: is not.
[Cara yanks his foot out]
Nat: Is..OW!
Cara: poor baby!
Nat: You’re a real meanie…you know that?
Cara: Yup!
Tristan:…did you get him out yet?
Cara: Yes…
Tristan: good…now shoo.
Cara: Woah, woah…that’s MY toilet….go use the one downstairs.
Tristan: Fine. Gosh…
Cara: That was annoying.
Mel: I can’t believe you got your foot stuck in the toilet. You idiot…
Nat: :: glares:: Just hush.
[Nat tries to walk out of the bathroom]
Cara: NOOO!!! NO! Not on my carpet. Shoes and pants off…NOW!
Nat: But….But….Um…
[Cara shoos everyone away]
Cara: Now! Off!
Nat: O_o;;;; :: blush:: Um…
[Cara growls]
Nat: WAH! :: takes shoes and pants off::
Cara: now stay there. I’ll get you something of my sister’s…maybe my brother’s O_o;;
[Cara rushes off]
Mel: …What are you doing?
Cara: Getting Nat something else to wear…
Mel: Out of your sister’s closet?
Cara:…Would you rather he wore my brother’s clothing?
Mel: Good point…
Cara: Aha! Liz’s Pajama pants!
Mel: -er-…why not just let him wear those pants in your closet, the unisex ones?
Cara: -er-…those are like…my favorite pants! Besides…he um…wont fit those…they might be rather baggy…
Mel: So?
Cara: Fine…
[Cara takes those pants out of her closet and rushes back to Nat]
Nat: O_o;;; Um…aren’t those kind of…big?
Cara: You like big yes?
Nat: Sometimes?
[Cara throws the pants at him]
Cara: I have a face you know.
Nat: Huh? O_o;;;; Oh…O_o;;;;
Cara: Men… :: walks off::
O_o;;;;O_o;;;O_o;;;O_o;;;O_o;;;O_o;;;;;o
[10 minutes later]
[Nat comes back downstairs]
Cara: I told you the pants would be huge Mel…
Mel: What? When?
Cara: When you told me to get them for him…
Mel: I never said that…
Nat: I like these pants.
Cara: Yes you did! I like them too…my favorite pants…
Nat: These are yours?
Cara: Yep…
Nat:…O_o;;;;
Cara: Don’t give me that look! Mel told me to!
Mel: I was down here!
Cara: O_o;;; but you told me to!
Mel: Okay…I told you to…O_o;;;
Nat: Oookay…these pants are comfortable, but I’m starting to feel kind of…
Cara: They’ve been washed…
Nat: But they’re yours…
Cara: I just washed them yesterday.
Nat: They’re yours…I’m wearing girl pants!
Cara: Unisex…Actually…they’re guy pants ::laughs:: I never liked girl pants O_o;;
Tristen: Can you say tomboy?
Liz: I wear guy’s pants all the time…
Tristen: Exactly.
Liz: What’s that supposed to mean?
Tristen: Exactly what I said…
Liz: Well that’s rude.
Tristan: Um….Just kill him then?
Tristen: Kill me? You’re the one who needs to be dead!
Tristan: No I don’t! At least I’m not a glowing haired little kid!
Tristen: I’ll increase the shine powuh!
[Tristen aims his hair at Tristan and blinds him]
Peter: And again…something completely insane happens.
[Tristen attacks Tristan and beats him up]
Tristan: AH! GET HIM OFF OF ME! I CAN’T SEE!!!
Tristen: Hush!! You evil…person!
[Cara grabs a gun]
Nat: O_O;;; Aren’t those illegal!?
Cara: No! XD This is a browning not a sawed off shotgun…Wait…SHH!
Nat: :: puts his hand of his hip:: I know guns. That’s a sawed off…
[Cara cocks it and aims it at him]
Nat: Okay, OKAY! It’s a Browning! O_o;;;;;
Cara: I knew you’d see it my way.
Nat: :: mumble::
[Turns and aims at Tristen]
Cara: I can’t see which one is which…oh well!
[Shoots]
[Everyone stares]
[Smoke goes away]
[Tristan dies]
Cara: Looks like I missed…
Tristen: Yes! Very ba-
[Tristen dies]
Cara: Two birds with one stone!
Peter: Annnd again.
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[30 minutes later]
Nat: I’m hungry…
Anthony: So is everyone else…
Cara: I’m not…
Andy: but we are!
Cara: Fine….what do you want?
Will: What do you have…
Cara: Why don’t you come with me and find out. Everyone else can stay here…
[Will and Cara walk off]
[Nat glares]
Axel: O_o;; Meh.
[*In the kitchen*]
Cara: Will! I barely have anything…
Will: Um…a fully stocked black refrigerator…and full cabinets…what do you mean nothing?
Cara: I don’t want to cook…
Will: But you have an awesome stove and two ovens! Come on! They’re so cool!
Cara: What if I burn the house down?
Will: I thought you said you could cook though…
Cara: Yeah, cakes, cookies, cornbread and macaroni…
Will: Are they edible?
Cara: …You’re an ass.
Will: Thank you!
Cara: Just help me cook…
Nat: :: comes into the kitchen:: Is everything okay in here?
Cara: O_o;;; :: panics and kisses Will::
Will: O_O!! Mmmmfff!! :: struggles::
Nat: O_o;;; ummmm…
[Nat leaves]
[Cara pulls away]
Cara: Okay…I’m sorry…I panicked…
Will: :: gets a rag and starts scrubbing his face::
Cara: at least your first kiss was Meredeth…
Will: …
Cara: That got your attention.
Will: You’re evil…
Cara: Thank you! =D
Will: I hate you.
Cara: Aw, you’re just saying that. Now go back out there and bring me Mel, Abbie, and Livi…
Will: Why?
Cara: One, Abbie and Livi cook…
Will: O_o;;; Why do you want Mel? For her to poison US!?
Cara: Mel makes good….-er-….company…
Will: In our time of death!
Cara: Will…
Will: I’ll get Livi and Abbie.
Cara: GET ME MEL, LIVI AND ABBIE OR ELSE!
Will: Or else what?
Cara: I’ll stuff you in the stove.
Will: Riiight.
Cara: :: growl::
[Cara shoves Will in the stove]
Will: NOOO!! Cara we can talk about this!
[Cara preheats it to 400]
Will: PLEASE!?
Cara: Why?
Will: I want to be raw! Just please let me out of here…IT BURNS!
Cara: You expect us to eat you raw?
Will: WHAT!?
Cara: Kidding!
[Cara hits clear on the stove and Will breaks out]
Will: I CAN BREATHE!
Cara: I forgot I had to preheat before I cooked you! ^________^;;
[Will runs out screaming]
Will: ABBIE, LIVI! MEL! KITCHEN!
[Will clings to Meredeth and cries]
Meredeth: O_o;;;;;;; GAH!
[*In kitchen*]
Abbie: Why do you need us?
Livi: Yesh
Cara: To cook!
Abbie: Okay, Cara…I understand Livi and me…but…-er-…Mel?
Cara: for good measure.
Mel: Good measure? I can’t measure! >.<
Cara: …Ooookaaay…
Abbie: We’re all gonna die.
Cara: O_o;;;; Nuh uh!
[Cara opens the stove of doom and puts Pizza rolls in]
Cara: See? Everyone loves pizza rolls and nothing can go wrong =D
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[25 minutes later]
Mel: Okay guys! Cara cooked pizza rolls ^_____^
[everyone cheers]
[Mel hands out pizza rolls]
[Nat stares at it and sniffs it]
Nat: Cara…is this edible?
Cara: of course! ^______^
[Nat takes a bite; everyone watches]
[Nat chokes]
[Nat dies]
Will: I TOLD YOU! I TOLD YOU!
Meredeth: O_o;;; Will…-er-…
[Will kicks over a chair]
Cara: THAT WAS MY MOM’S CHAIR!
Will: I TOLD YOU IF SHE WERE IN THERE WE’D ALL DIE!
Cara: That was an accident thought…
Will: ACCIDENT? ACCIDENT! I’LL SHOW YOU ACCIDENT!
Cara: O_o;;;
[Will Attacks Mel]
Abbie: HOLY CRAP! MEL!
Andy: Dude…it wasn’t her fault…Cara cooked them…
[Mel bites Will’s nose]
[Will screams in agony]
[Will starts to strangle Mel]
[no one moves]
Peter: -er-…Will? YOU’RE GOING TO KILL HER!
Will: GWAHAAHAHAAHA!!!
Andy: Um….it’s still Cara who cooked them…
Ben: AWESOME! Pizza rolls!
[Ben eats like…5]
[Will stops trying to kill Mel]
[everyone watches Ben]
Ben: Niice! =D
[Ben walks off]
Mel: :: coughs and wheezes:: See…wasn’t me…
[Mel Dies]
Andy: Still…Cara’s fault…
Abbie: …DARN IT!
Will: O_o;;; oops.
Livi: Now you face…THE WRATH OF ABBIE!
[Abbie attacks Will]
[Abbie hits his head against the ground]
Liz: Abbie…I don’t think that’s very nice…
Abbie: Where were you when he…sent Mel away!?
Liz: I was reading this book darn it! CAN’T I READ MY BOOK!?
[Abbie stops choking Will]
[everyone backs away from Liz and runs into the living room]
Andrew: Gosh Cara…I don’t ever remember your sister being this scary.
Cara: that was before college.
Everyone: ohhhhhhh.
Will: Wait…how can she read without lights?
Liz: I’m a vampire!
Abbie: O_o;;
Ashley: I want a donut…
Cara: We haff none…
Ashley: NO DONUTS?
Cara: no…
[Ashley turns into the incredible…-er-…donut…thing]
Ashley: Grrwwwaaarrr!
Cara: eep…
Abbie: Anyone got a donut?
[Everyone shakes their head no]
[Ashley knocks down the wall and heads for the grocery store]
Cara: O_o;; Oh hey! Wait! That’s an electric…
[The fence electrocutes Ashley]
Cara: fence…
[Ashley dies]
Andy: Fried donut!
Abbie: Aren’t donuts already fried?
[Ben comes downstairs eating a box of donuts]
Ben: YUM!
[Everyone’s jaw drops]
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[15 minutes later]
[TV flicks on]
Andy: Cara…didn’t the electricity go out?
Cara: After Ashley and the fence…no doubt…
Andy: odd…
Anthony: I concur…
Smokie: Nyaaaaaa
Axel: AH AH!! A CAT A CAT!!! :: runs away and hits the TV::
[Someone with black hair starts crawling out]
Axel: NOOOOOOO!!!! It’s a repeat of the ring!!
[Axel Backs away from the TV]
[Black haired lady grabs his ankles and pulls him towards her]
Cara: NO! BACK OFF!
[Cara grabs Axel’s wrists and proceeds to fight over him wiff the evil lady of doom]
Abbie: :: snickers:: he deserves it.
[Ben eats snickers]
Abbie: O_o;;
Peter: Abbie that’s a bad attitude to have!
Abbie: Oookay…
Amy Lee: Oh goodness. Thanks so much! I was stuck in the TV with some guy named Stephen Christian.
Axel: OMG! AMY LEE! I LOVE YOU!
Cara: :: growls::
[Cara lets go of Axel]
[Stephen Christian appears]
Cara: OMG! STEPHEN CHRISTIAN! I LOVE YOU!!!
Stephen Christian: :: smiles::
[Abbie, Livi and Liz faint]
[Cara giggles and glomps Stephen Christian]
Stephen Christian: Heh…Um…can you get off of me…Please?
Cara: oh yes sir!
[Cara gets up]
Cara: I just sooooo Can’t believe you’re in my house…RIGHT NOW!
Stephen: Yeah well…somehow we got stuck in your TV I Guess…Some black haired girl put us there…
Cara: …OH SHIT!
Peter: What did I say about swearing!?
Cara: Sorry Peter, but…SHE’S GOING TO KILL US ALL!
[Amy Lee turns around and smiles, fangs bared]
[Cara’s mouth opens wide and she points]
Cara: HOLY SHI….
[Peter glares]
Cara: CRAP! SHE HAS LIKE….OMG SHE’S A SIREN!
Amy Lee: Excuse me? I prefer Face sucking Zombie…not Siren that is sooooo outdated.
Axel: What?
Cara: Axel get away from her! She’s not the real Amy Lee!
Abbie: That means…
Cara: WAAAH!!!
[Turns around]
[Stephen Christian has out a sword]
Cara: O_O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Livi: WHAT IS GOING ON!?
Emery: I need a hero! I’m holding out for a hero till the end of the night…
[Cara pounces on Axel and both roll away]
[A bright light shines and everyone shields their eyes]
[Pixels fly through the air]
[Everyone opens his or her eyes and stares at the big whole in Cara’s floor]
Cara: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! STEPHEN!!!!
Stephen Christian: You’ll see me someday. At my concert…where I’m safe from you…on stage…
Cara: I’LL BE WAITING!
Abbie: O_o;;;;;;
Patrick: Well that was rather boring…
Andy: Hey…I agree with you…
Anthony: I concur…
Cara: GOSH! STOP SAYING WORDS I DON’T UNDERSTAND!
Will: O_o;;;
[Cara takes out a gun and shoots Anthony]
[Anthony dies]
Rick: That was kind of wrong…
Cara: What?
Rick: What does concur mean?
Will: It means…
[Cara aims gun at him]
Will: Actually…I don’t know…
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[2 minutes later]
[Kaylie pops up]
Peter: O_o;;; KAYLIE!
Kaylie: Oh Ny Goshiness! It’s Kaylie! :D
Will: Childrens of doom…
[Paige pops up]
Will: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Meredeth: Who are these people?
Kaylie: =O You have pretty red hair!
Meredeth: Um…Okay?
[Paige bounces around]
Paige: =D Bunnies!! BUNNIES! I’M A BUNNY!
Cara: Will…Please Tell me she took her medication…
Will: …Wish I could…
Cara: ….AH! Now her and Kaylie…O_o;;;; They’re going to be insane!!
Paige: BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY!! =D=D
[Kaylie attacks Meredeth]
Will: Why children shouldn’t come to clue night…
Paige: Willll!!! Look Look I learned a new trick!
[Page starts swinging from the chandelier]
Cara: =[] GET HER DOWN!
Will: I’m trying!
[Will tries to pull Paige off the Chandelier]
Will: LET GO PAIGE!
[Paige let’s go]
[Both fall to the ground]
Will: GAH!
Cara: good thing it’s only Paige >.<
Kaylie: AND KAYLIE!
Cara: And Kaylie…
Abbie: Kaaaylie…
Kaylie: Kaylie!
Cara: O_o;;;;; Well…it could be worse…
[Alexis pops up]
[Cara falls to her knees]
Cara: NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alexis: …:: sniffle::
Kaylie: =O!
Paige: Hiii!! I’m Paige! =D
Alexis: Hi…
Cara: :: wails::
Paige: Your hair is straight like mines. I like it ^_____^
Kaylie: But it’s not red…
Paige: Doesn’t matter…it’s straight!
Kaylie: But…Red hair is the best!
Paige: Yeah…I like my red hair too ^____^
Kaylie: It’s more of strawberry blonde though…
Paige: You’re a red head and this girl is a blonde….I’m both! =D
Kaylie: That’s kind of cool….
Will: O_O;;;; I think they’re plotting against us.
Cara: Or just talking about hair…
[Everyone movies away slowly]
[10 minutes later (upstairs in Cara’s room)]
Abbie: How about some music?
[Cara flips on Stereo and Evanescence plays]
[Axel screams and starts rocking back and forth]
Axel: Face sucking zombie sirens of doom!!! ;_;
Cara: O_o;;; Oooookay.
Abbie: Good music?
Peter: Like Mat Kearny!
[Abbie winces]
Meredeth: Greenday.
Ben: Linkin Park!
Cara: Oookay…how about no…let’s listen to the pixies
[Everyone groans]
Cara: Oh come on!
[Cara puts Pixies in]
Pixies: oooooooooooo stop!
Cara: YAY!!! :: claps::
Pixies: With your feet in the air and your head on the ground Try this trick and spin it, yeah Your head
will collapse But there's nothing in it And you'll ask yourself….
[Cara sings loudly and off key while doing the chicken dance]
Cara/Pixies: Where is my miiind? Where is my miiind? Where is my miiiiiiinnnnd?
Abbie: -er- exactly…O_o;;; Where is her mind…?
Cara/Pixies: Way out in the water See it swimmin'
Pixies: I was swimmin' in the Caribbean Animals were hiding behind the rock Except the little fish
But they told me, he swears Trying' to talk to me to me to me
Cara/Pixies: Whereee is my miiiiiiiiinnd? Where is my miiiiiiiiiinnnd? Where is my miiiiiiiiiiiind?
Abbie: I’m scared….Peter…hold me…
Peter: O_o;;;;;; -er-….why?
Abbie: :: sweatdrop:: Nevermind….I said nothing…
Peter: oookay O_o;;;
Cara/Pixies: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay out in the water see it swimmin’!!
Pixies: With your feet in the air and your head on the ground Try this trick and spin it, yeah
Your head will collapse If there's nothing in it And you'll ask yourself
Cara/Pixies: WHERE ISH MY MIND!!? WHERE IS MY MIIIIIINNNND!!! WHERE IS MY
MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Pixies: Ooooh With your feet in the air and your head on the ground Ooooh Try this trick and spin it, yeah
Ooooh…Ooooh.
Cara: awwww it’s over. GOTTA PLAY IT AGAIN!
Everyone: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
[Andrew and Will tackle Cara.]
[Abbie puts in a Krystal Meyers CD]
Cara: BUT THE PIXIES! OF DOOOOM!!! OF DOOOOOOM!!!!! ;_;
Peter: Aww…Krystal Meyers? I wanted Kearney….
Abbie: NEVUH!!!!!!
Peter: Woah…Abbie…Okay O_o;;;; Calm down…
[Cara is forced into a straight jacket and put in a corner]
Cara: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! ;_; THE PIXIES! THEY GIVE ME CANDY!
Will: It would appear she is suffering from a rare disease called superrobotmonkeyteamhyperforcego!
Livi: Isn’t that a show on Toon Disney?
Will: It’s also the name of this disease so SHUSH!!!
Livi: but….
Abbie: HUSH! It’s Krystal Meyers!
Cara: OF DOOOOM!!! ;______;
Krystal Meyers: It’s All around, pressure from my so-called friends, it’s all around I’m measured by some
stupid trend. It’s all around everyone is just like them. It’s all around it’s all around it’s all around.
Abbie: Naaaah Reflections of you is much better ^____________^
Kyrstal Meyers: I spent my time trying to find a way to lose your shadow, I shut you out I let you down. How could I be so shallow? I never thought of the consequences until the water was over my head. All along I’ve build these walls and now I’m gonna let them fall. I’m seeing for the first time the changes on the inside shining through. Your love is the reason I’m alive, so as I live my life in everything I do, I hope you see reflections of you. You watched me make all my mistakes and you always took me back. Time and again you were my friend, show me how to be like that. I wanna love you the way you love me I wanna learn to forgive and forget. All alone I’ve built these walls I’m breaking free, let them fall. I’m seeing on the outside the changes on the inside shining through. Your love is the reason I’m alive, so as I live my life, in everything I do, I hope you see reflections of you. I know that I’m not perfect, but in your eyes you see something more. In everything I do I hope you see reflections of you. I’m seeing on the outside the changes on the inside shining through. Your love is the reason I’m alive so as I live my life, in everything I do, in everything I do, I hope you see reflections of you. Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, yeah!
Cara: Of dooooooom ;____________________;
Abbie: You said that during the whole song! Meh you ruined it.
Cara: :: whimpers:: Meanie!
Abbie: I am not…
Cara: Yes you ish!
Abbie: I am not!
Livi: Hush you two! You’re ruining everyone’s reflection time after such a beautiful song.
Will: -er-…yeah…O_o;;; Reflection time.
[Room goes silent]
Liz: CAAARAAAAA!!!! DOWNSTAIRS NOW!!
Cara: Eeep…
[Cara inches across the floor]
Justen: Wheee Cara the inchworm.
Cara: Very funny. :: inch, inch, inch::
[Cara makes it to the door]
[Cara inches out the door]
Peter: Think she’ll make it to the-
[Cara falls down the stairs]
Peter: Stairs…
[Everyone runs out and stands on the bridge looking down at Cara]
Cara: X.X :: fidget, fidget::
Peter: is she dead?
[Paige, Kaylie and Alexis come poke her with a stick]
[Cara twitches and fidgets]
Abbie: I think she’s still alive…
[Nat ghostie pops up]
Nat: THIS CALLS FOR CPR!
[Cara gets up and tries to inch away]
[Nat grabs her ankles]
Cara: NOOOOO!!! SAVE ME!!! SAVE ME!!!
Nat: CPR!
Cara: DOOOM!!!
Nat: CPR!
Cara: DOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!
Nat: CPPPPRRRRRRRRR!!!
Cara: DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMME
[Nat does CPR on Cara]
Peter: GOSH NAT! Not in front of the kids!
[Will and Peter rush down the stairs and grab the three little girls]
[Kaylie bursts into a fit of giggles]
[Cara struggles]
Cara: Mmmffmmmmf!!!
Will: This is what you get for kissing me…
[Peter and Will rush the kids upstairs into the bedroom]
[Ghostbusters show up]
Cara: MMMMMFFFF!!!
Ghostbusters: Who yah gonna call!?
Cara: GET HIM OFF OF ME!
Ghostbusters: Who yah gonna call?
Paige: GHOST BUSTERS!!!!!! =D
Ghostbusters: OHHH YEAAAH!!!
Koolaid Man: Hey! That’s mine!
Ghost busters: oh yeah…sorry…
Koolaid man: Totally fine. My company won’t sue you. Carry on!
Koolaid man: Up, Up and away!
Superman: HEY! You took my saying!
Koolaid man: Oh crap…
Superman: UGH! :: hits koolaid man with a train::
Cara: GOSH JUST TAKE CARE OF MY PROBLEM FOR ONCE!
Superman/Koolaid man/Ghost busters: Gosh you’re so selfish!
Cara: MMMMMMMMMMMMFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!
Patrick: How long is she going to last?
Peter: You’re death…you tell me…
[Patrick checks his watch and gets dressed up as the grim reaper]
[Grim shows up with Billy and Mandy stuck to his leg.]
Grim: Oooookay…who is dying here tonight?
[Cara struggles and flails around]
Cara: I’M ALIVE…GET OFF!!! GET OFFFFF!!!
[Patrick and Grim get into a fight]
[Death from Family guy shows up with Peter and Stewie.]
Peter: Oh Gosh…he took my name!
Peter: HEY! I took your name!? How old are you skinny man!?
Peter: 16…
Peter: I’m over 100! BEAT THAT!
Peter: Umm…oookay…I’m glad I’m not that ancient…
Peter: Ancient? Who are you calling Ancient…you…you…HIPPIE!
Peter: Oh it’s on now!
[Peter jumps from the bridge and starts attack Peter]
Stewie: Excellent…Excellent.
Kaylie: OHHH!!! LOOK LOOK!!! A Baby! ^____________^
Stewie: Excuse me? Who are you calling a baby?
Paige: Soooo cuuutteee! ^_____________^
Stewie: How would you like to die?
Death: Excellent…
Grim: Just let me take the girl!
Patrick: NOO! She’s mine you amateur!
Grim: Amateur? I’ll show you Amateur! You still have flesh!
Patrick: Which makes me better!
[Grim cuts off Patrick’s head with his scythe]
[Patrick dies]
Cara: GAH!!!! I’M STILL ALIVE DARN IT! NAT GET OFF OF ME!
Placebo lead singer: Naughty, Naughty…sleeping with ghosts…what did we tell you?
Cara: I never slept with him! NOT EVEN WHEN HE WAS ALIVE!
[Abbie laughs]
Abbie: riiiight.
Romeo: She speaks. Oh speak again bright angel…
Abbie: O_o;;; -er-
[Romeo climbs up the bridge of the stairs]
[It breaks]
[Romeo dies]
[Everyone falls]
Abbie: GOSH!
Cara: Now how am I supposed to get to my room!?
Abbie: You aren’t?
Axel: O_o;;; the stairs fell down! I can’t believe it!
[Andrew tries to come out from the rubble]
[Andrew dies]
Wes: This place is insane, but I’m um…sorry we ruined your house Cara…
Cara: MMMMMFFFF!!!
Meredeth: Did anyone notice that there’s a ghost giving Cara CPR?
Will: No…Really Meredeth? Wow.
Ghost busters: DOOD! A GHOST! Lyke…Give me all of your neopoints!
[The Ghost busters suck up the ghost into the Fenton Thermos]
Danny Phantom: Gosh! I have been looking everywhere for that thing!
[Danny chases the ghost busters out of the house]
Cara: I CAN BREATHE!
Peter: GOSH! Someone get this fat man off of me!
Peter: Fat? ME!? You…UGH
[Death and Grim Kill Peter Griffin]
[Peter Griffin dies]
Peter: UGH! Get him off of me! HE’S CRUSHING MY BONES!
Kaylie: Oh noes! Uncle Peter!…where are the stairs?
Abbie: Never mind that…just stay up there.
[Grim pushes the dead Peter off of Peter and disappears]
Death: Great…He so took my game…the lousy good for nothing UGH.
[Death grabs Stewie and Mandy and leaves]
Stewie: sooo…come here often?
Mandy: Put a sock in it.
Stewie: <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3!
[Koolaid man shatters to pieces, impaling Rick]
Rick: OH YEAH!…wait..
[Rick dies]
Superman: And that’s for taking my saying!
[Everyone gasps]
Superman: Up, Up and AWAAAY!!
Andy: I LIVE!
[Andy comes up from the rubble]
Abbie: Oh Andy! There you are!
Andy: -.-….Save me.
[Cara inches towards Liz]
Cara: What did you want me for?
Liz: Get those kids out of here. I’m trying to bloody read!
Cara: Okay…
Abbie: Okay Kaylie…jump into the blanket…
Kaylie: but…but…
Abbie: dooooo my bidding!
[Kaylie jumps]
Peter: I’m not even going to ask.
Abbie: Okay Paige….now you.
Paige: No…
Will: Please Paige?
Paige: No…
Cara: PAIGE JUMP! THE BUNNIES ARE DOWN HERE!
Paige: REALLY!?
[Paige jumps]
Paige: Bunny, Bunny, Bunny, Bunny!
Abbie: Ooookay…
Peter: Alexis…that’s your name right?
[Alexis nods]
Peter: You wanna jump?
Alexis: I’m scared…
Cara: Come on Alexis…You’ve got all of us holding the blanket…you’ll be okay ^____^
Andy: Yeah… :: Andy tightens his grip::
[Alexis jumps]
Cara: See? Was that so bad?
Alexis: Again! Again! ^______^
Peter: No…sorry we gotta put the blanket up now…
Alexis: Awww…Okay ^____^
Andy: Okay…is that all of them?
Cara: Yeah…
Andy: Good job kids.
Alexis: ^_____________^ Fuzzy head.
Andy: O_o;;;
[20 minutes later]
[Cara ambushes Andy with a razor]
Cara: YOU WILL BE SHAVED! I SWEAR IT!
Andy: Get off of me! I like my hair!
Alexis: Fuzzy hair ^________________^
Andy: SHAVE IT!
Abbie: O_o;;;
[Cara shaves his head]
Alexis: Awww No more fuzzy head…
Andy: I’m gonna miss my hair…
Cara: NO YOU WONT!
Andy: Eep…Yes ma’am.
Paige: I liked his hair! Like a sheep…that goes…Baaa…
Will: I thought you liked bunnies…
Cara: You and Meredeth like bunnies too ^____^
Meredeth: Bunnies are minions from Hell.
Peter: Meredeth! Swearing! BAD!
Meredeth: It’s not a swear word it’s a place.
Peter: Says who?
Meredeth: Says the Bible!
Kaylie: B.I.B.L.E that’s the book for me!
Cara: Ooookay..
Abbie: Sing my minion siing!
Smokie: Nyyaaaa!
Axel: :: sneezes:: CATS OF DOOM!
Henry: You touch that cat man…you are so dead.
[Henry pulls out a gun]
Paige: But you’re a dog…
Madison: Watcha!
Paige: And you’re a two year old?
Alexis/Paige/Kaylie: Awwwwwwww!!
Jordan: Everybody was kung-foo fighting!
Madison: KYA!
Jordan: Those fists were fast has lighting!
[Madison beats Axel into the floor]
[Henry shoots Axel]
[Axel dies]
Cara: Aww Henry…you stood up for smokie! ^____________^
Henry: Yeah…ummmm just don’t tell the guys about this okay?
Cara: Sure thing!
Smokie: Absolutely ^_____^
Henry: Now me and my baby ninja’s…we got a gig across town…if Jen stops by…cover for me!
Cara: Okay Henry. Be careful with my neices k?
Henry: Sure thing!
[Henry and his baby Ninja’s dissapear]
Peter: um…that was weird…
Will: Dogs…talk?
Andy: Anything is possible on clue night…
Paige: Baby ninjas!! SO CUTE! ^_______________________^
Abbie: I guess I’ll have to agree…Jordan singing that song was kind of adorable…
Livi: And Madison with her numchucks!
[Livi tests numchucks]
[Livi loses control of numchucks and they fly and hit Wes]
Wes: My brain…
Livi: You have a brain?
[Wes dies]
Livi: Guess not!
Justen: Cara, your dog rocks.
Cara: awww…thanks Justen ^___________^ I taught him everything he knows.
Ben: You did not!
Cara: Did too!
Ben: Did not!
Cara: Did too!
Ben: Did not!
[Cara pulls out a semi-automatic laser sight]
Cara: Did too!
Ben: Did not!
[Ben pulls out a 12-gage]
[Cara pulls out a grenade launcher]
Cara: DID TOO!
Ben: Did No-
[Cara blows Ben’s head off]
Liz: AH! NO! BAD!
[Ben walks out of his room]
Ben: could you guys keep qu-…Wheres the stairs?
[Everyone points at Abbie]
Abbie: Gosh it was Romeo…not me!
[Peter crosses his arms]
Peter: Romeo…gosh.
Abbie: O_o;;;
Ben: Just keep quiet…I’m playing Halo…
Justen: Halo?!
Ben: Yeah.
[Justen tries to get to Ben]
[Justen Fails]
Justen: Nooooooooo!!!
[The ceiling falls onto Justen]
[Justen dies]
Cara: Awww…
Ben: Anyway…Halo. DOOM.
Cara: Fine.
[35 minutes later]
Liz: booooooooooooored.
Cara: You have a book maan.
Liz: Nuh uh…I finished it.
[Some guy appears in the middle of the living room]
Liz: AH! Scary guy! With a tatoo…and BOOBS!
Guy: Hey!
Jesse: Hey! I thought I was the only one with manboobs! :___;
Will: O_o;;; wow…
[Jesse strangles guy]
[Guy dies]
[Liz gets up and runs around screaming]
Cara: Liz! Liz!
Henry: And I thought my seizures were bad…
Liz: Oh no! ;___;
[Liz pops like a balloon]
Cara: I guess her huge ghetto booty was too much for her ;____;
Smokie: Nya….
Will: O_o;;;;
Meredeth: Gosh…
[5 minutes later]
Livi: has anyone noticed there are only like…three guys left.
Ben: AND ME!
[Ben’s room blows up]
[Ben dies]
Cara: My mom is SO going to kill me...
Peter: What makes you think you aren’t going to die now...?
Cara: …no clue..
[Mr. & Mrs. Mitchell come bursting through the door]
[Cara screams bloody murder]
Mrs. Mitchell: Where is Nathaniel and Melody?
Cara: They aren’t with you?
Mrs. Mitchell: No…
Cara: Lyke ONG! They left lyke…forever ago…
[Mrs. Mitchell looks at Abbie]
Mrs. Mitchell: Who is this girl?
[Abbie shrugs]
Mrs. Mitchell: Then why are you here?
Abbie: She’s…Peter’s friend!
Peter: What? Don’t pin this on me!
Abbie: SHHHHH!!!
Livi: The noise! It compells me…
Peter: What do you mean SHH? When we came her you told me she was your friend…
Kaylie: O_o;;;; Really?
Mrs. Mitchell: What are these children doing here?
Cara: The blonde is my niece, the strawberry blonde is Will and Meredeth’s daughter…
Will: WHAT!?
Meredeth: I’VE NEVER SLEPT WITH HIM
Mrs. Mitchell: You people need parental supervision.
Mel: Mom! ^______^ O_o;;;
Nat: Mom…
Mel: You’ve come to save us! ^___________^
Nat: Yeah…woo…
Mel: Can we go home how mom?
Mrs. Mitchell: Okay…
Cara: My mom will be home soon. Thank you for your concern! ^__________^
[The Mitchells of doom leave.]
Cara: Abbie…are they gone yet?
Abbie: Yeah…lets goo ^____^
Will: :: mumbles:: Paige isn’t my daughter. She’s my…um sister…
Cara: That’s not what these papers say! ^________________^
Meredeth: Crap…
Will: Papers?
[Cara holds the papers out]
Will: MY DAUGHTER!? O_O;;;;;;;;;;
Paige: I’m HIS daughter?
Cara: Yep Yep!!! ^__________^
Paige: And she’s my mommy? O_o;;;
Cara: YEP! ^__________________^
Paige: Why can’t you be my mommy Cara?
[Cara chokes]
Cara: Cause…I’m not…With Will…Nor will I EVER be.
[Will laughs]
Paige: Oh! Oh! I want the Fuzzy head as my daddy then!
Andy: um…I’m Andy…
Cara: Uh…heh…Paige…Darling…
[Paige clings to Cara’s leg]
Cara: God must hate me right now…;_____;
Andy: We don’t have the same hair color as you Paige…we can’t be your parents…
Cara: Not to mention the fact we aren’t together…
Paige: Then kiss and make out ^____^
Peter: Isn’t that make up?
Paige: No, no…they snog! ^____^
Kaylie: What’s a snog?
[Paige takes out dollies and shows Kaylie what snogging is]
Andy: So that’s what snogging is…I thought it was some kind of wild animal.
Cara: I’M NOT SNOGGING ANDY!
[Will and Meredeth push Andy on top of Cara]
Cara: NO! NO!!!!
Meredeth: kiss and make out now. Bwahahahahaha….
Cara: Meredeth! Don’t do this to me! ;__;
Andy: At least I landed on top…
Cara: What’s that supposed to mean!?
Andy: Nothing actually…
Cara: Abbie Save me!
Abbie: Sorry Cara…I can’t…
Cara: Peter?
Peter: um…
Abbie: Just say no and walk away…
Cara: Alexis?
Alexis: Can you be my mommy too Cara?
Cara: O________o;;;; You already have a mommy though…
Alexis: So did Paige…
Cara: WAAAHHH!!!
Kaylie: Oh…is Cara going to be my mommy too?
Peter: No Kaylie…
Abbie: Gosh I hope not :: giggles::
[Everyone walks away]
Cara: Andy get off of me.
Andy: Abbie said I wasn’t supposed to move.
Cara: Fine.
[Cara shoots a grappling hook into Livi]
Livi: Oh noes! >.<
[Livi dies]
[Cara struggles to get out from under Andy]
Cara: Just wait till I get them…they’ll be doomed…I’ll lock them all in closets…
[Andy gets off of Cara]
Andy: Closets hm?
Cara: So you’ll help me?
Andy: Of course. As long as…
Cara: We must lock Abbie and Peter up first.
Andy: Works for me!
[12 minutes later]
Abbie: No! You can’t do this!
Cara: I can and I will!
Abbie: Nooooo!
[Cara shuts the closet and locks it]
Abbie: That was my shirt!
[Abbie runs for the bathroom]
Cara: no towels in there Abbie!
Abbie: YOU SUCK!
Cara: Aww you’re just saying that.
Peter: GAH! HOT! COFFEE!
Andy: Let me help you with that shirt Peter O_o;;;
Peter: Thanks…I guess >.<
Andy: You ready?
Cara: YES!
[Cara Tackles Abbie]
Abbie: AH!
[Andy shoves Peter in the closet]
[Cara shoves Abbie in on top of him]
[Andy tosses cards in]
Andy: Here, play some strip poker.
[Cara slams the door and locks it]
Abbie: GAH! Evil!
[Peter backs up into the corner and tries to make himself small]
[Abbie goes into a fetal position on the floor]
[10 minutes later]
Kaylie: Have some more Tea Paige! ^_____________^
Paige: Thank you Kaylie!
Alexis: Would you like some more cookies Smokie?
Smokie: Oh no, not now dear I’m trying to watch my figure.
Paige: And What a lovely figure it is.
Smokie: Thanks so much!
Paige: ^__________________________^
Meredeth: They’re talking to a cat?
Will: Which means they won’t notice us at all…
Meredeth: What are you trying to say will?
Will: :: winks:: Oh…nothing…
Meredeth: Will…Tell me…
Will: It’s really nothing Meredeth.
Meredeth: Oh? Cause Cara…she told me something about you having a crush on me…crazy right?
Will: Wrong…
Meredeth: Oh…
Will: Well this must be awkward for you…
Meredeth: Not really…
Will: soo…it’s okay if I…
[Will pushes Meredeth’s hair from her face]
[Meredeth nods]
[Will leans in]
[Cara and Andy pop up]
Cara: HELLO!
[Both pull back, startled]
Will: Gosh…you ruined everything >.<
Cara: Everything what?
Meredeth: Nothing.
Andy: Nothing eh?
Meredeth: Diet coke…
Cara: In the fridge.
[Meredeth gets up]
[Andy follows her into the kitchen]
[Cara plops on the couch next to Will]
Cara: So…what were you guys doing out here? On my couch…
Will: You make it sound so bad.
Cara: Yoooou kissed her didn’t you?
Will: No…
Cara: =O! My little boy is becoming a man!
Will: Isn’t that something my mom is supposed to say?
Cara: Not really?
Will: Gosh…
[*In the Kitchen*]
Andy: So what happened out there?
[Meredeth sips her coke]
Meredeth: Nothing.
Andy: Are you sure it was nothing?
Meredeth: Absolutely sure.
[Meredeth’s mind: Stay calm and cool Meredeth…you have your coke…you can do this…]
[Andy’s mind: This girl is harder to get to than I thought…I knew I should’ve went with Will…]
Andy: You kissed him.
Meredeth: Is that a question ore a statement?
Andy: A statement.
Meredeth: Are you sure of your findings?
Andy: Excuse me?
Meredeth: Is your information 100% correct?
[Andy’s Mind: Gosh…if I weren’t doing this to torture her…I’d…bad Andy…bad]
[Meredeth sips her coke]
Meredeth: This is a waist of my time.
Andy: I know what you did last summer.
Meredeth: :: blushes:: Excuse me?
Andy: Let me ask you something.
Meredeth: Yes?
Andy: Did you love him?
Meredeth: Excuse me?
Andy: Did you love him?
Meredeth: Do I love…Him?
Andy: Yes.
Meredeth: Love is such a complicated word…I barely like him…
Andy: Are you sure?
Meredeth: We barely got to kiss before you and Cara cam-
Andy: Exactly my point.
Meredeth: You tricked me!
Andy: So you did kiss him.
Meredeth: UGH!
[Meredeth Storms off]
Andy: Take that Anthony! I was right after all!
[*In the living room*]
[Cara giggles insanely]
Cara: You two are sooo cute ^_________^
Will: Meh.
Meredeth: O_o;;;;
Will: This is why we never tell her anything!
Andy: Hey um Cara…
Cara: Hm?
[Andy winks]
[Cara smiles]
Cara: Okie Dokie! ^___________________________________^
[Cara tackles Meredeth]
Meredeth: What the hell?
[Muffled screams from the closet]
Will: O_o;;;;
[Andy attacks Will]
Andy/Cara: TO THE CLOSET!
Will/Meredeth: WHAT!?
[Andy and Cara throw them both into a closet]
Cara: oh and a present for you two!
[Cara tosses in a wrapped box]
Cara: Don’t use them all at once! :: winks::
[Cara shuts the door and locks it]
Cara: Operation C.L.O.S.E.T Is complete!
Andy: Thank goodness…
Will: Come one Cara! Let us out!
Cara: Nah…
[Cara skips off]
[Andy follows]
[Both fall down onto the couch]
Cara: We make a pretty good team. ^_________________^
Andy: I guess.
Cara: Awww Is Andy still mad at me for shaving his head?
Andy: No…
Cara: Good ^____________^
[Cara snuggles Andy]
Andy: O_o;;; -er-….could you get off of me?
Cara: Nope!
Andy: Greaaaat…
[*Inside Meredeth and Will’s Closet*]
Meredeth: Should we open the gift.
Will: If I know Cara it’s a box of condoms.
Meredeth: Eww…
Will: Go ahead and open it if you want to…
Meredeth: Um…let’s open it together?
[Both open the gift]
Meredeth: It’s a diet coke!
Will: And a picture of us…
Meredeth: and a Note…
Will: And a drawing…of us kissing…okay that’s weird.
Meredeth: And kind of cute…
Will: There’s one more thing…
[Will pulls out a condom]
Will: I’ll kill her.
[*Inside Peter and Abbie’s closet*]
Abbie: Go fish.
Peter: Gosh >.<
Abbie: You really suck at this game.
Peter: It’s cause I’m nervous!
Abbie: About?
Peter: We’re both shirtless in a closet >.< What does she want us to do?
Abbie: -er- um….:: blush:: heh…
Peter: Whaaat?
Abbie: If I know Cara…And I do…
Peter: So….that’s what she wants? :: blush::
[Abbie nods]
Peter: Well…ummmmmmm…
Abbie: Go fish.
Peter: That’s not fair!
Abbie: It is too!
Peter: Gosh…Meanie ;__;
Abbie: I’m not mean >.<
Peter: Go fish.
Abbie: Now who is being mean?
Peter: Just give me the darn 9…I know you have it!
Abbie: I do not!
Peter: You so do.
Abbie: I don’t!
Peter: You lie!
Abbie: I do not!
Peter: Let me see your cards then…
Abbie: What? Why?
Peter: You do have a 9!
Abbie: I do not!
Peter: You do too!
Abbie: No I don’t!
[Peter tackles Abbie]
[Cards fly everywhere]
Peter: I knew it! You had a nine!
Abbie: Meh!
[Peter grins]
Peter: You did lie to me!
Abbie: I wanted my 9!
Peter: Too bad!
[Peter tickles Abbie]
Abbie: NO! Stop it!
[Abbie laughs and struggles against him]
Peter: But you lied.
Abbie: I’m sorry! I’m sorry!
Peter: What? I can’t hear you!
[Abbie laughs and kicks]
Abbie: I’M SORRY!
Peter: Sorry who?
[Abbie laughs and screams]
Abbie: Peter!
[*In the living room*]
Cara: Sounds like it’s going good in their closet.
Andy: Yep…I just hope they have condoms…
Cara: Oops…
Andy: Now they can be Paige’s parents!
Cara: Yes!
[Cara laughs evilly]
Paige: But…but…Daddy…
Andy: I’m not your daddy…
Cara: I’m still a virgin O_o;;;
Kaylie: What’s a virgin?
Andy: It’s someone who hasn’t ha-
[Cara hits Andy]
Andy: Ow! Hey!
Cara: Kaylie…A virgin is Jesus’ mother.
Kaylie: Oh my gosh! You’re Jesus’ mother!?
Cara: Umm…no…
Kaylie: I can’t believe it! You gave birth to Jesus!
Cara: No I didn’t!
Andy: Now see what you’ve gotten yourself into?
Cara: Hush Andy!
Andy: I’m only saying…
Cara: I’m no ones mother Kaylie…
Kaylie: But…you said you were a virgin and then you said a virgin is Jesus’ mother…
Cara: I was talking about Mary…
Alexis: Was my mommy ever a virgin?
Cara: :: blush:: Ummmmmmm….Maybe?
Alexis: Maybe?
Paige: Isn’t a virgin someone who hasn’t had carnal relations?
Kaylie: Oh! Caramel! I like Caramel!
Cara: You’re right Paige…in a way…
Alexis: Carnal? What’s that?
Kaylie: Caramel not Carnal…
Paige: Carnival!
Kaylie: Yaaaay!!
Andy: I told you, you shouldn’t have given them those cookies…
Cara: I didn’t give them cookies…
Andy: But…I watched you give them cookies.
Cara: You’re wrong…
Andy: I’m not wrong O_o;;; I saw you give them cookies…
Cara: I didn’t give them cookies!
Andy: Yes you did!
Cara: Peter!
Andy: O_o;;; Peter?
Cara: What the…Peter? Did I just say that?
Andy: You’re starting to sound like Abbie…
Kaylie: Where is Abbie?
Andy: Abbie had to go somewhere…
Kaylie: where’s Uncle Peter?
Cara: With Peter.
Kaylie: Oh…HE LEFT ME?
Andy: No I’ll be taking you home!
Paige: FUZZEH HEAD! ^____________________________________^
Andy: …no more fuzzy…;__;
Cara: Grrr…
[Alexis, Kaylie and Paige join hands and start singing]
Alexis/Kaylie/Paige: Fuzzy head of doom…fuzzy head of doom…fuzzy head of doom…fuzzy head of doom!
Andy: They mock me >.<
Cara: I taught them that ^______^
Andy: You gave them cookies too!
Paige: No, no…Cara didn’t give us the cookies Mr. Vorhees did! ^___^
Cara: Mr. Vorhees?
Andy: Come on Jason Vorhees isn’t real!
Jason: Really now?
Andy: Holy…Jason! Gosh you were so awesome in Freddy vs. Jason!
Freddy: And I wasn’t?
Andy: I never liked you! Evil nightmare creep!
Cara: Andy…
Andy: no, no…I’m on a roll here!
Jason: Why you dissin’ my peep man?
Paige: PEEPS! OHHH I Love the pink ones!
Andy: You mean you two are friends?
Freddy: Duh.
Andy: Why did you kill each other then?
Jason: Gosh man that was just a movie!
Andy: Oh so you aren’t psycho killers bent on world domination?
[Jason takes out his machete and cuts Andy’s head off]
[Andy dies]
Cara: One out of two ain’t bad.
Freddy: For goodness sake! Ain’t, Isn’t a word young lady!
Cara: oh…Sorry…Why are you here anyway?
Jason: To give little kids cookies! ^_________^
Freddy: And flowers!
Cara: Aww! You guys are great!
Freddy: Take care!
Cara: Bye ^___^
Jason: See yah up at Crystal Lake!
Freddy: I’ll see you in your nightmares!
Cara: Have fun! Bye!
Paige: O_o;;;
Cara: What nice men those two ^_____^
Alexis: Nice? Nice? Freddy lives in children’s nightmares and you call him NICE!?
Cara: totally
Alexis: Cool! Now we’re gonna just…go play with kids.
Cara: Okaaay ^___^
[Alexis and the others run off to join Smoke for another tea party]
Cara: Quietness.
[*Abbie and Peter’s closet*]
[Peter has stopped tickling Abbie]
Abbie: …
Peter: …
[Peter leans in and presses his forehead to hers]
[Abbie giggles]
[Peter kisses Abbie]
[Cara opens the door]
Cara: Okay! Out! ^____^.
Abbie: Cara! You mood killer!
Cara: I am not…Now! Out! Time for out is now!
Abbie: UGH!
Peter: Meh.
[Both leave the closet]
[%%14 minutes later%%]
Abbie: Cara…Can I please have a shirt?
Cara: No.
Abbie: Why not?
Cara: No!
Abbie: Whyyyy?
Cara: No.
[Abbie sighs]
Abbie: Do I need to go into to why shirts are important to society again?
Cara: Black or red?
Abbie: What’s the black one look like?
[Cara holds the black shirt up]
Abbie: And the red?
[Cara holds the red shirt up]
Abbie: Which do you think Peter?
Peter: Red.
Abbie: Black it is then.
[Peter smirks]
Peter: That was mean. My opinion didn’t even matter to you did it?
Abbie: It was very important in picking out a shirt.
[Abbie puts the shirt on]
Peter: It was still mean.
Abbie: No it wasn’t…
Peter: Yes it was.
Abbie: no it wasn’t!
[Peter tackles Abbie and the tickle fight starts]
Cara: PG! We have children out here!
Peter: …
Abbie: Put us back in the closet then…
Cara: There were some weird noises coming from their last time…I got scared.
[Abbie and Peter blush]
Paige: Hey…where is Will?
[*Will and Meredeth’s closet*]
Meredeth: -er-…Will…I think something ate my shoe...
Will: Really?
Meredeth: Yeah…
Will: I think something ate both of my shoes…wait…were we asleep?
Meredeth: I dunno…I don’t remember…
Will: Well, it is dark in here…why don’t we try to sleep?
Meredeth: Sleep together?
[Will coughs]
Meredeth: Oh gosh that sounded so wrong.
Will: Meredeth…wow…
Meredeth: O_o;;;
Will: I’ll sleep over here then…
Meredeth: I’ll take this side…
[A few moments later]
Meredeth: Will…?
Will: Yeah:
Meredeth: The random shoes on the ground and the whole fact we have no idea what’s in here with us is kind
of freaking me out…
Will: So? Don’t think about it.
[Meredeth scoots closer to Will]
Meredeth: It’s kinda hard not to…
Will: Meredeth…Just…go to sleep.
[Meredeth screams and clings to Will]
Will: Meredeth Gosh!
Meredeth: Something touched me!
Will: And?
Meredeth: Just hold me…
Will: -er-…
[Will blushes and hugs Meredeth to him]
Will: Meredeth?
Meredeth: Yeah Will?
Will: Why aren’t you wearing a shirt?
[*4 minutes later outside the closet*]
Cara: Gosh…did you guys hear Meredeth scream?
Abbie: Mmmf?
Cara: …I thought I said PG!
Abbie: …whaaat my eating habits are that terrible?
Cara: Yes! You see how scared you’re making the children?
[Paige is swinging from a chandelier]
[Kaylie is eating cookies]
[Alexis is bouncing around and singings karaoke to Placebo]
Abbie: no…
Cara: Paige! Get off the Chandelier!
Paige: I am the super Paige!
Cara: ARGH! Paige get down!
Paige: Supppperrrr Bunnnnyyy Paige!!!
Peter: Where did Kaylie get cookies?
Cara: Jason and Freddy came by…
Peter: Jason vorhees?
[Cara nods]
Peter: Did you get an autograph?
Cara: Well gee…I didn’t think about that.
Peter: Drat!
Cara: O_o;;;
Lindsay Lohan: Hey ma peeps!
Cara: Who?
Paige: PEEPS! ^___^ What is up Marshmellow?
Lindsay Lohan: Nothing much here Peep!
Cara: Gosh teens and their hip lingo…
Abbie: …Marsh mellows?
Peter: Peeps?
Paige: Dood…get with the like…groove you oldies!
Cara: I’m so old ;---;
Lindsay Lohan: You’re younger than me! I mean I had to dye my hair blonde just so I could hide the gray!
Cara: How old are you?
Lindsay Lohan: I dunno actually…you?
Cara: I’m 15…
Lindsay Lohan: GOSH! You are so young!
Cara: Ooookay…
[Cara looks at Peter pleadingly]
Peter: Autograph…then death!
Cara: Lindsay….could I have your autograph?
[Cara hands Lindsay a grenade]
Lindsay Lohan: Sure! Where do I sign?
Cara: Right here on this little ring
Lindsay Lohan: Okay!
[Lindsay tries to sign the ring]
Lindsay Lohan: Oops…it fell off…
Cara: HIT THE DECK!
[Everyone runs and jumps out of the way]
[BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM]
Lindsay: Like…Ow…
[Lindsay Lohan dies]
Paige: OH SWEET FREEDOM!
Cara: I thought you liked Lindsay Lohan?…
Paige: Not since she became blonde! Blonde is _SO_ not her color!
Cara: You think so too?
Paige: Totally!
Abbie: I dunno…she acts more blonde…
Paige: Whaaaat?
[Paige shoots Abbie with a revolver]
Peter: I know who did it!
[Abbie dies]
Everyone: Whoooo!?
Peter: It was Paige with the revolver in the ballroom!!
Everyone: ohhhh!
Cara: Wait…
Peter: Yeah?
Cara: I don’t have a ballroom…
[*Inside Meredeth and Will’s closet*]
Meredeth: Will…
Will: Yeah Meredeth?
Meredeth: You know your pants are gone?
Will: What!?
[Will blushes]
Will: Well at least I still have my shirt.
Meredeth: Oh hush!
[*10 minutes later back in the Living room*]
Peter: Ugh. We’re like…the last two mature people left…
Cara: What About Will and Meredeth?
Peter: My point exactly.
Cara: :: laughs:: Ha…Ha.
Peter: Maybe we should let them out?
Cara: Not just yet; I put a clothes-eating monkey in there with them!
Peter: what?
Cara: A clothes eating monkey!
Peter: Ooookaaay…
Paige: Fuzzy head of doom…Fuzzy head of doom…Fuzzy head of doom…
Dead Andy: They mock me even in death! :: grabs Cara’s ankle:: WHYYYY???
[Cara screams bloody murder and clings to Peter]
Mae: Am I alone in this? Never a night where I could seep myself to day. We must try to figure it out,
figure it out. It won’t be that easy, we lost it somehow.
[Peter tries to push Cara off]
Peter: Gah, Let go! >.<
Mae: You come over unannounced. Silence: broken by your voice in the dark. I need you here tonight, just like the ocean needs the waves.
Cara: Andy won’t let go of my ankle! :: wails::
Peter: UGH! Cutting of my circulation! ;---;
Mae: Oh, the night becomes the space that’s somewhere in between what I feel and what I’m told. Sitting on the shoreline trying to figure it out, figure it out. To find out the meaning, and reach it somehow.
Peter: Can’t…feel…arm.
Mae: You come over unannounced, silence: broken by your voice in the dark. I need you here tonight just like the ocean needs the waves. Fall around me now, like stars that shining bright in the way. I need you here tonight just like, this night—it needs the rain.
Cara: ANKLE!
Andy: Bleh..bleh! I want to such your blood!
Peter: ARM!
Cara: Disgusting!
Mae: The season has changed the wind it blows colder now, colder now. The clouds are waves the rain it falls harder now, all around.
Andy: Bleeeh!
Cara: BLEACH!
Peter: ARM!
Cara: ANKLE!
Andy: BLOOD!
Peter: Blood?
[Dead Andy jumps on Peter]
Mae: You come over unannounced (Will you come over now?) Silence, broken by your voice in the dark. I need
you here tonight, just like the ocean needs the waves. (I need you here, tonight, just like, the, ocean, needs the waves.) Fall around me now (So fall around me) like starts that shine so bright in the wake. I need you here tonight just like this night it needs the rain (I need you here tonight, just like this night, it needs, the rain) Over unannounced. (Will you come over now?) Silence: broken by your voice in the dark. I need you here tonight just like the ocean needs the waves. (I. Need you. Here tonight. Just. Like. The. Ocean. Needs. The waves.
[Dead Andy bites Peter to death]
Peter: RABIES! RABIES!
Andy: BLOOD! RABIES! BLOOD!
Peter: AHHHH!!!
[Peter dies]
Mae: Just like the stars that fall around me now. Ohhhhhhh.
[Andy laughs sardonically then dies again.]
[Cara sniffles]
Cara: I’m…I’m…all alone!
[Cara starts sobbing]
Page: Oh. Poor dear! Nous t’aime!
[Kaylie, Paige and Alexis nod]
[Cara starts wailing]
[*The closet: Meredeth and Will*]
Will: As soon as I find out what is taking my clothes…
[Will backs into a corner and tries to hold on the only thing he’s wearing…a sock.]
Meredeth: I’m scared now…we could end up complete nude in here…then Cara could come and she could totally
assume-
Will: Holy!
Meredeth: I know!
Will: Did you just say totally!?
Meredeth: I DID!! O_O!!
Will: Quick! Drink the diet coke! You’re losing your mind!
[Meredeth and Will crawl around the closet looking for the coke.]
[*Living room: 15 minutes later*]
Cara: I wonder how Will and Meredeth are doing.
[Cara drinks a diet coke]
Paige: Where are they anyway?
Cara: Having a nice little time in the closet…with the pet monkey! ^___^
Paige: Oh! Oh! A monkey! I wanna see!!
[Paige rushes to the closet and tries the door]
Paige: Cara…this door is locked.
Cara: Oh dear…I know the closet I put them in…I didn’t lock it. We’d better try all the closets in the
house!
Paige: What about the ones upstairs?
Cara: We don’t have any stairs…
[Cara sobs quietly]
Cara: My room! ;----;
[Paige somehow opens the closet door]
Will: PAIGE! OH THANK GOODNESS!
[Meredeth blushes and moves toward the corner]
[Paige twitches]
Will: Oh crap…
Cara: O_O;;; WILL! G RATED!
Will: Oh for goodness sake! You stay G rated!
Cara: I am…
Paige: Aw man…Cara said there was a monkey…there’s no monkey!
[Paige slams the closet shut]
[Muffled screams of horror]
Paige: Gosh. I wanted to see the monkey!
Cara: What about a guinea pig?
Paige: what’s that?
Cara: Kinda like a bunny.
Paige: ONG!
Cara: Minus the huge ears and soft cottontail.
Alexis: They look like huge rats.
[Madison bursts through the door]
Madison: Babies! Babies!
Jordan: BAH! VAH! DAH!
Cara: Jujubee! [Pronounced: Jew-Jew Be]
Jordan: BAH!
Cara: DAH!
Jordan: :: smile:: BAH!
Cara: DAH!
Jordan: Gosh. Teenagers are so scary.
Cara: Gosh. Teenagers are so scary…wait…WHAT?
[Jordan laughs]
Cara: Listen you little baby! That was so insu-
[Guinea pig cages fall and Madison starts screaming.]
Cara: To the bat cave!
[Cara runs to the garage]
Paige: But isn’t that…the garage?
Miss Ingram: I would guess so.
Paige: Who are you?
Miss Ingram: What is a garage?—Me?
Paige: You’re a garage?
Miss Ingram: indeed I am not!
Katie: You have a big butt.
[Katie laughs]
Alexis: -er-…that’s not Funny Katie.
Miss Ingram: I beg pardon? At least I am a lady. You pompous little…Big…PARROT!
Katie: Rach! Polly wanna cracker.
Alexis: …you’re name is Katie…
Cara: CARA WANTS A CRACKER!
[Muffled screams from the closet]
Shakespeare: What’s in a name?
Paige: oh my gosh! You’re that ‘To be or not to be’ guy! Aren’t you? AREN’T YOU!?
Shakespeare: Ah, a true fan.
Paige: I SAY NOT TO BE!
[Paige become violent and attacks Shakespeare]
Shakespeare: My word!
Paige: THIS IS FOR ALL THOSE COLLEGE AND HIGHSCHOOL STUDENTS!
Shakespeare: What did I do?
Paige: YOU! YOOOOUUUU! You wrote these ridiculous love stories and sonnets and plays to torture them! The
long Romeo and Juliet…The Evil and insane Hamlet…and MACBETH EVEN!
Shakespeare: But…
[Paige bites him]
[Shakespeare dies]
Paige: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!
Cara: Um…I actually enjoyed Romeo and Juliet…
Paige: Oh…HUG! ^________^
[Paige attacks Cara with a hug]
[Cara dies]
Paige: oops…
Ingram: Still…what’s a garage?
Paige: A place where you park cars ^____^.
Ingram: Oh, cars. Then I must drive away into the night.
[Ingram goes out into the garage]
Ingram: What is this red thing?
Alexis: A ford contour.
Ingram: O_O;;; Such weird things!
Alexis: Not really…
[Alexis tosses the keys at her]
Ingram: What is this?
Alexis: Gosh…must I do everything!?
[Alexis hits the unlock button on the keyring and then hits the button to start the car]
Alexis: Open the door.
Ingram: A lady never opens the door for herself!
Alexis: Listen Lady. You with open it or you ain’t getting’ out of this joint. Yah hear me woman?
Ingram: What a rude child! I ought to slap you.
Alexis: Oh that’s it woman! It’s on now!
[Alexis kicks Miss Ingram under the car and drives over her and through the living room]
[Miss Ingram dies]
Jane Eyre: Well done you cute little children! Here is your pay. I expect you to use it well!
[Jane kicks Miss Ingram again and again]
Jane: You had it coming be-atch. Stealing my man.
Alexis: Woo! Go Jane! Go Jane! She gave us money! Go Jane!
Paige: Moooneeey! ^______________^
Kaylie: ^________^ Jane!
Arial: ARIAL!
Paige: HUSH YOU MERMAID! YOU DON’T MATTER!
[Breaks the aquarium]
[Arial flounders around on the floor]
[Arial dies]
Kaylie: Red hair ^____^
[*Closet: 2 minutes later*]
Will: We are never going to get out of here.
Meredeth: Knock the door down!
Will: I am not standing up!
Meredeth: Just knock over the door.
Will: Why don’t you! You still have your…
[Will blushes]
Meredeth: …I don’t think it would give it I did it…besides…
Will: Yeah?
Meredeth: I am now missing my other sock ;---;
Will: T.T. Fine. Let’s do it together. If we both put force on the door it should break…
Meredeth: Okay…Totally!
Will: O||||O…Totally….O_o;;;
[Both of them kick the door]
Power Rangers S.B.D: Power Rangers! S.B.D Emergency!
[The powers Rangers fix the closet door]
Will: ;---------;
Meredeth: …Today just sucks.
Will: agreed.
[*Living Room: 3 minutes later*]
Alexis: YES! No more adult-ish people!
[Paige is swinging on the chandelier]
Paige: Nuh uh…there’s still Will and Meredeth in the closet.
Kaylie: Hide and go seek! ^____^
Alexis: Gosh! We should Soooo play that!
Kaylie: Yes! ^___^ Alexis seeks?
Alexis: Yes! You two…go hide! ^____^
[Kaylie and Paige scamper off to hide]
Alexis: 1…2…3…4
[Paige jumps in the unlocked closet with Meredeth and Will]
Alexis: 17…11…5…7…
[Kaylie hides under the bed in the master bedroom]
Alexis: 8…9…15! Ready or not here I come!
[Alexis starts her search]
[*The closet: 3 minutes later*]
Paige: O_O;;; Is someone in here?
Will: No Paige.
Paige: Will?
Meredeth: And Meredeth.
Paige: We’ve been looking for you two ^___^
Will: suureee.
Paige: Really! We have!
Will: Well you found us…
[Alexis Opens the closet door]
Alexis: Found you Paige!
Will: FREEDOM!
[Meredeth and Paige run out]
[Alexis slams the door]
Will: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I’m all-alone! ALONE!!!!
[Will hits his head against the closet door]
[The door breaks down]
[Power rangers show up]
Will: NO! NO YOU WON’T FIX THAT DOOR!
[Will goes rabid on the power rangers]
[Power rangers die]
Will: Ahahahahaha….Ahahahahaha!!! DIE! SWEET FREEDOM!
Kaylie: Ready or not! Here I come!
Will: WTF? Wait…O_o;;;
[Will hides]
Will: …I’m fully clothed? O_o;;;
[Kaylie searches]
Kaylie: teehee ^____^
Will: O_O;;;
Kaylie: I found yooou ^____^
Will: …I wasn’t playing though…
Kaylie: but I found you!
Will: I wasn’t PLAYING so you couldn’t have found me.
Kaylie: But you were hiding…and I found you.
Will: So? I wasn’t playing so it doesn’t count
Kaylie: YES IT DOES!
Will: NO IT DOESN’T!
Kaylie: It does. It does. IT DOES!!!
Will: no it doesn’t!
Kaylie: :: starts pitching a fit:: YES IT DOES!!!!!!
Will: O_o;;; NO IT DOESN’T!
[Kaylie jumps on Will and starts hitting him]
Will: IT DOESN’T COUNT!
Kaylie: WAAAHAHHHHH!!!!! IT DOES COUNT!
[Kaylie beats him into oblivion]
Will: IT DOESN’T!!!
[Kaylie wails]
Kaylie: It does!
[Kaylie bites him repeatedly]
[Will dies]
Kaylie: ^_______________^ It counts!
Will: X.X
[Kaylie skips off to find the others]
Meredeth: O_o;;; :: sneaks around::
Kaylie: teeheeeee ^____^
Meredeth: O_o;;;;;;
Kaylie: I found yoooou ^____^
Meredeth: You sure did! ^___^
Kaylie: tralalalala!
[Kaylie grabs Meredeth’s hand and both skip off to find the others]
[*Living room: 10 minutes later*]
Kaylie: I’m tired of hide and go seek…
Alexis: Me too…
Paige: I concur ^____^
Kaylie: Do you even know what, concur, means?
Paige: Yessss!!!
Kaylie: What does it mean? O_o;;;
Paige: To agree! ^___^
Alexis: Really?
Paige: Yesss ^___^
Alexis: You must’ve gotten your father’s smarts.
Meredeth: Her father? HER FATHER? I am SO smarter than that nitwit!
Alexis: Truly?
Meredeth: Truly!
Paige: I concur ^____^
Meredeth: Concur, What the crap? What’s that mean?
Paige: O_o;;; ummm…to agree.
Meredeth: O_o;;; Really?
Paige: Yes ^___^.
Meredeth: Would Will know what this word means?
Paige: Uh…Duh.
Meredeth: And how do we know?
Paige: He taught it to me!
Meredeth: …of course.
Paige: ^____________^
Meredeth: ;----; Now I am left alone with these rambunctious munchkins.
Paige/Kaylie/Alexis: MUNCHKINS WILL RULE THE WORLD!! MWAHAHAHA!!
Meredeth: what? O_o;;;
Paige: We will rulllleee ^____^.
Meredeth: No…Sarah is going to rule the world.
Sarah: Thanks Meredeth!
Meredeth: :: mumbles:: until Cara and I overthrow her and take over!
Sarah: What’s that?
Meredeth: Anything for you my master. :: rolls eyes::
Sarah: Yes! Anything for me!
Meredeth: WILL IS THE FIRST TO DIE!
Sarah: O_o;;; but I though you…
Meredeth: AHHHH!!!!!
[Meredeth Kills Sarah]
Sarah: liked…
[Sarah dies]
Meredeth: NOW I SHALL RULE THE WORLD!
Paige: :: whisper:: we can’t let that happen…we have to overthrow her!
Kaylie: But how?
Alexis: :: spots a candlestick:: I know just the way.
Meredeth: MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!
[The three munchkins sneak off and grab a candlestick]
Alexis: Follow me…
[The munchkins impale Meredeth with the candlestick]
Meredeth: I shall be avenged!!
[Meredeth dies declaring her vengeance on the munchkins]
Paige: Heck no she won’t! We own this world now!
World Leaders: You don’t own the world! You don’t even own this house!
[The world leaders glare at each other]
[They all pull out weapons]
[The house is filled with machine gun fire and bursting grenades]
[The munchkins claim the states and countries as they fall]
Paige: Okay so I get South Carolina, Maine, Georgia, Maryland, Alaska, Canada, Brazil, North Carolina,
England, North and South Dakota, Wyoming, California, and Idaho?
Kaylie: Yes, and I get…Oregon, Africa, Japan, Spain, Mexico, the rest of South America, china, Korea, and
Hawaii?
Alexis: Sure! I get the rest of the united states, France, Australia and pretty much everything else?
Kaylie/Paige: YEP!
Alexis: Now we must just agree on this ^____^
Kaylie/Alexis/Paige: Go munchkins! Go munchkins! Goooo munchkins!
[The three join hands]
[All three of them sing: Munchkins will rule the world to the tune of Fuzzy head of doom]
Dead Andy: THEY STILL MOCK MY FUZZYNESS!!!
THE END OF DOOM!
Cara: Welcome, Welcome. You are on my turf now! Welcome to the Morgan home of Evile! The clue night at my househ!
Abbie:….We’re all gonna die.
Peter: DUH!
Everyone: Shhh!!
Cara: Awww Abbie it’s a new house.
Liz: Yes, and mom said that there has to be parental supervision…
Cara: I see no parent here…
[Liz glares]
Cara: …oh…oh yeah!
[Cara whispers to Abbie.]
Nat: Meh this is so boring!
Mel: I don’t think so…we’re not at Abbie’s for once…oh happy day!
[Cara flips a switch]
Andy: The lights are out remember?
Cara: …no…I don’t remember!
Andy: They’re always out. Use your mind.
Cara: ….you’re a piece of work Andy, a real character.
[Andy rolls his eyes]
---------------------------JJJJJJJJJ----
[15 minutes later]
Cara: Okay….hand me the Crisco and the pliers!
Nat: Abbie’s house was safer!
Cara: It’s not the toilet’s fault you got your foot stuck in it.
Nat: it is too!
Cara: is not.
[Cara puts Crisco on his foot]
Nat: is too.
Cara: is not.
[Cara yanks his foot out]
Nat: Is..OW!
Cara: poor baby!
Nat: You’re a real meanie…you know that?
Cara: Yup!
Tristan:…did you get him out yet?
Cara: Yes…
Tristan: good…now shoo.
Cara: Woah, woah…that’s MY toilet….go use the one downstairs.
Tristan: Fine. Gosh…
Cara: That was annoying.
Mel: I can’t believe you got your foot stuck in the toilet. You idiot…
Nat: :: glares:: Just hush.
[Nat tries to walk out of the bathroom]
Cara: NOOO!!! NO! Not on my carpet. Shoes and pants off…NOW!
Nat: But….But….Um…
[Cara shoos everyone away]
Cara: Now! Off!
Nat: O_o;;;; :: blush:: Um…
[Cara growls]
Nat: WAH! :: takes shoes and pants off::
Cara: now stay there. I’ll get you something of my sister’s…maybe my brother’s O_o;;
[Cara rushes off]
Mel: …What are you doing?
Cara: Getting Nat something else to wear…
Mel: Out of your sister’s closet?
Cara:…Would you rather he wore my brother’s clothing?
Mel: Good point…
Cara: Aha! Liz’s Pajama pants!
Mel: -er-…why not just let him wear those pants in your closet, the unisex ones?
Cara: -er-…those are like…my favorite pants! Besides…he um…wont fit those…they might be rather baggy…
Mel: So?
Cara: Fine…
[Cara takes those pants out of her closet and rushes back to Nat]
Nat: O_o;;; Um…aren’t those kind of…big?
Cara: You like big yes?
Nat: Sometimes?
[Cara throws the pants at him]
Cara: I have a face you know.
Nat: Huh? O_o;;;; Oh…O_o;;;;
Cara: Men… :: walks off::
O_o;;;;O_o;;;O_o;;;O_o;;;O_o;;;O_o;;;;;o
[10 minutes later]
[Nat comes back downstairs]
Cara: I told you the pants would be huge Mel…
Mel: What? When?
Cara: When you told me to get them for him…
Mel: I never said that…
Nat: I like these pants.
Cara: Yes you did! I like them too…my favorite pants…
Nat: These are yours?
Cara: Yep…
Nat:…O_o;;;;
Cara: Don’t give me that look! Mel told me to!
Mel: I was down here!
Cara: O_o;;; but you told me to!
Mel: Okay…I told you to…O_o;;;
Nat: Oookay…these pants are comfortable, but I’m starting to feel kind of…
Cara: They’ve been washed…
Nat: But they’re yours…
Cara: I just washed them yesterday.
Nat: They’re yours…I’m wearing girl pants!
Cara: Unisex…Actually…they’re guy pants ::laughs:: I never liked girl pants O_o;;
Tristen: Can you say tomboy?
Liz: I wear guy’s pants all the time…
Tristen: Exactly.
Liz: What’s that supposed to mean?
Tristen: Exactly what I said…
Liz: Well that’s rude.
Tristan: Um….Just kill him then?
Tristen: Kill me? You’re the one who needs to be dead!
Tristan: No I don’t! At least I’m not a glowing haired little kid!
Tristen: I’ll increase the shine powuh!
[Tristen aims his hair at Tristan and blinds him]
Peter: And again…something completely insane happens.
[Tristen attacks Tristan and beats him up]
Tristan: AH! GET HIM OFF OF ME! I CAN’T SEE!!!
Tristen: Hush!! You evil…person!
[Cara grabs a gun]
Nat: O_O;;; Aren’t those illegal!?
Cara: No! XD This is a browning not a sawed off shotgun…Wait…SHH!
Nat: :: puts his hand of his hip:: I know guns. That’s a sawed off…
[Cara cocks it and aims it at him]
Nat: Okay, OKAY! It’s a Browning! O_o;;;;;
Cara: I knew you’d see it my way.
Nat: :: mumble::
[Turns and aims at Tristen]
Cara: I can’t see which one is which…oh well!
[Shoots]
[Everyone stares]
[Smoke goes away]
[Tristan dies]
Cara: Looks like I missed…
Tristen: Yes! Very ba-
[Tristen dies]
Cara: Two birds with one stone!
Peter: Annnd again.
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[30 minutes later]
Nat: I’m hungry…
Anthony: So is everyone else…
Cara: I’m not…
Andy: but we are!
Cara: Fine….what do you want?
Will: What do you have…
Cara: Why don’t you come with me and find out. Everyone else can stay here…
[Will and Cara walk off]
[Nat glares]
Axel: O_o;; Meh.
[*In the kitchen*]
Cara: Will! I barely have anything…
Will: Um…a fully stocked black refrigerator…and full cabinets…what do you mean nothing?
Cara: I don’t want to cook…
Will: But you have an awesome stove and two ovens! Come on! They’re so cool!
Cara: What if I burn the house down?
Will: I thought you said you could cook though…
Cara: Yeah, cakes, cookies, cornbread and macaroni…
Will: Are they edible?
Cara: …You’re an ass.
Will: Thank you!
Cara: Just help me cook…
Nat: :: comes into the kitchen:: Is everything okay in here?
Cara: O_o;;; :: panics and kisses Will::
Will: O_O!! Mmmmfff!! :: struggles::
Nat: O_o;;; ummmm…
[Nat leaves]
[Cara pulls away]
Cara: Okay…I’m sorry…I panicked…
Will: :: gets a rag and starts scrubbing his face::
Cara: at least your first kiss was Meredeth…
Will: …
Cara: That got your attention.
Will: You’re evil…
Cara: Thank you! =D
Will: I hate you.
Cara: Aw, you’re just saying that. Now go back out there and bring me Mel, Abbie, and Livi…
Will: Why?
Cara: One, Abbie and Livi cook…
Will: O_o;;; Why do you want Mel? For her to poison US!?
Cara: Mel makes good….-er-….company…
Will: In our time of death!
Cara: Will…
Will: I’ll get Livi and Abbie.
Cara: GET ME MEL, LIVI AND ABBIE OR ELSE!
Will: Or else what?
Cara: I’ll stuff you in the stove.
Will: Riiight.
Cara: :: growl::
[Cara shoves Will in the stove]
Will: NOOO!! Cara we can talk about this!
[Cara preheats it to 400]
Will: PLEASE!?
Cara: Why?
Will: I want to be raw! Just please let me out of here…IT BURNS!
Cara: You expect us to eat you raw?
Will: WHAT!?
Cara: Kidding!
[Cara hits clear on the stove and Will breaks out]
Will: I CAN BREATHE!
Cara: I forgot I had to preheat before I cooked you! ^________^;;
[Will runs out screaming]
Will: ABBIE, LIVI! MEL! KITCHEN!
[Will clings to Meredeth and cries]
Meredeth: O_o;;;;;;; GAH!
[*In kitchen*]
Abbie: Why do you need us?
Livi: Yesh
Cara: To cook!
Abbie: Okay, Cara…I understand Livi and me…but…-er-…Mel?
Cara: for good measure.
Mel: Good measure? I can’t measure! >.<
Cara: …Ooookaaay…
Abbie: We’re all gonna die.
Cara: O_o;;;; Nuh uh!
[Cara opens the stove of doom and puts Pizza rolls in]
Cara: See? Everyone loves pizza rolls and nothing can go wrong =D
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[25 minutes later]
Mel: Okay guys! Cara cooked pizza rolls ^_____^
[everyone cheers]
[Mel hands out pizza rolls]
[Nat stares at it and sniffs it]
Nat: Cara…is this edible?
Cara: of course! ^______^
[Nat takes a bite; everyone watches]
[Nat chokes]
[Nat dies]
Will: I TOLD YOU! I TOLD YOU!
Meredeth: O_o;;; Will…-er-…
[Will kicks over a chair]
Cara: THAT WAS MY MOM’S CHAIR!
Will: I TOLD YOU IF SHE WERE IN THERE WE’D ALL DIE!
Cara: That was an accident thought…
Will: ACCIDENT? ACCIDENT! I’LL SHOW YOU ACCIDENT!
Cara: O_o;;;
[Will Attacks Mel]
Abbie: HOLY CRAP! MEL!
Andy: Dude…it wasn’t her fault…Cara cooked them…
[Mel bites Will’s nose]
[Will screams in agony]
[Will starts to strangle Mel]
[no one moves]
Peter: -er-…Will? YOU’RE GOING TO KILL HER!
Will: GWAHAAHAHAAHA!!!
Andy: Um….it’s still Cara who cooked them…
Ben: AWESOME! Pizza rolls!
[Ben eats like…5]
[Will stops trying to kill Mel]
[everyone watches Ben]
Ben: Niice! =D
[Ben walks off]
Mel: :: coughs and wheezes:: See…wasn’t me…
[Mel Dies]
Andy: Still…Cara’s fault…
Abbie: …DARN IT!
Will: O_o;;; oops.
Livi: Now you face…THE WRATH OF ABBIE!
[Abbie attacks Will]
[Abbie hits his head against the ground]
Liz: Abbie…I don’t think that’s very nice…
Abbie: Where were you when he…sent Mel away!?
Liz: I was reading this book darn it! CAN’T I READ MY BOOK!?
[Abbie stops choking Will]
[everyone backs away from Liz and runs into the living room]
Andrew: Gosh Cara…I don’t ever remember your sister being this scary.
Cara: that was before college.
Everyone: ohhhhhhh.
Will: Wait…how can she read without lights?
Liz: I’m a vampire!
Abbie: O_o;;
Ashley: I want a donut…
Cara: We haff none…
Ashley: NO DONUTS?
Cara: no…
[Ashley turns into the incredible…-er-…donut…thing]
Ashley: Grrwwwaaarrr!
Cara: eep…
Abbie: Anyone got a donut?
[Everyone shakes their head no]
[Ashley knocks down the wall and heads for the grocery store]
Cara: O_o;; Oh hey! Wait! That’s an electric…
[The fence electrocutes Ashley]
Cara: fence…
[Ashley dies]
Andy: Fried donut!
Abbie: Aren’t donuts already fried?
[Ben comes downstairs eating a box of donuts]
Ben: YUM!
[Everyone’s jaw drops]
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999
[15 minutes later]
[TV flicks on]
Andy: Cara…didn’t the electricity go out?
Cara: After Ashley and the fence…no doubt…
Andy: odd…
Anthony: I concur…
Smokie: Nyaaaaaa
Axel: AH AH!! A CAT A CAT!!! :: runs away and hits the TV::
[Someone with black hair starts crawling out]
Axel: NOOOOOOO!!!! It’s a repeat of the ring!!
[Axel Backs away from the TV]
[Black haired lady grabs his ankles and pulls him towards her]
Cara: NO! BACK OFF!
[Cara grabs Axel’s wrists and proceeds to fight over him wiff the evil lady of doom]
Abbie: :: snickers:: he deserves it.
[Ben eats snickers]
Abbie: O_o;;
Peter: Abbie that’s a bad attitude to have!
Abbie: Oookay…
Amy Lee: Oh goodness. Thanks so much! I was stuck in the TV with some guy named Stephen Christian.
Axel: OMG! AMY LEE! I LOVE YOU!
Cara: :: growls::
[Cara lets go of Axel]
[Stephen Christian appears]
Cara: OMG! STEPHEN CHRISTIAN! I LOVE YOU!!!
Stephen Christian: :: smiles::
[Abbie, Livi and Liz faint]
[Cara giggles and glomps Stephen Christian]
Stephen Christian: Heh…Um…can you get off of me…Please?
Cara: oh yes sir!
[Cara gets up]
Cara: I just sooooo Can’t believe you’re in my house…RIGHT NOW!
Stephen: Yeah well…somehow we got stuck in your TV I Guess…Some black haired girl put us there…
Cara: …OH SHIT!
Peter: What did I say about swearing!?
Cara: Sorry Peter, but…SHE’S GOING TO KILL US ALL!
[Amy Lee turns around and smiles, fangs bared]
[Cara’s mouth opens wide and she points]
Cara: HOLY SHI….
[Peter glares]
Cara: CRAP! SHE HAS LIKE….OMG SHE’S A SIREN!
Amy Lee: Excuse me? I prefer Face sucking Zombie…not Siren that is sooooo outdated.
Axel: What?
Cara: Axel get away from her! She’s not the real Amy Lee!
Abbie: That means…
Cara: WAAAH!!!
[Turns around]
[Stephen Christian has out a sword]
Cara: O_O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Livi: WHAT IS GOING ON!?
Emery: I need a hero! I’m holding out for a hero till the end of the night…
[Cara pounces on Axel and both roll away]
[A bright light shines and everyone shields their eyes]
[Pixels fly through the air]
[Everyone opens his or her eyes and stares at the big whole in Cara’s floor]
Cara: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! STEPHEN!!!!
Stephen Christian: You’ll see me someday. At my concert…where I’m safe from you…on stage…
Cara: I’LL BE WAITING!
Abbie: O_o;;;;;;
Patrick: Well that was rather boring…
Andy: Hey…I agree with you…
Anthony: I concur…
Cara: GOSH! STOP SAYING WORDS I DON’T UNDERSTAND!
Will: O_o;;;
[Cara takes out a gun and shoots Anthony]
[Anthony dies]
Rick: That was kind of wrong…
Cara: What?
Rick: What does concur mean?
Will: It means…
[Cara aims gun at him]
Will: Actually…I don’t know…
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[2 minutes later]
[Kaylie pops up]
Peter: O_o;;; KAYLIE!
Kaylie: Oh Ny Goshiness! It’s Kaylie! :D
Will: Childrens of doom…
[Paige pops up]
Will: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Meredeth: Who are these people?
Kaylie: =O You have pretty red hair!
Meredeth: Um…Okay?
[Paige bounces around]
Paige: =D Bunnies!! BUNNIES! I’M A BUNNY!
Cara: Will…Please Tell me she took her medication…
Will: …Wish I could…
Cara: ….AH! Now her and Kaylie…O_o;;;; They’re going to be insane!!
Paige: BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY!! =D=D
[Kaylie attacks Meredeth]
Will: Why children shouldn’t come to clue night…
Paige: Willll!!! Look Look I learned a new trick!
[Page starts swinging from the chandelier]
Cara: =[] GET HER DOWN!
Will: I’m trying!
[Will tries to pull Paige off the Chandelier]
Will: LET GO PAIGE!
[Paige let’s go]
[Both fall to the ground]
Will: GAH!
Cara: good thing it’s only Paige >.<
Kaylie: AND KAYLIE!
Cara: And Kaylie…
Abbie: Kaaaylie…
Kaylie: Kaylie!
Cara: O_o;;;;; Well…it could be worse…
[Alexis pops up]
[Cara falls to her knees]
Cara: NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alexis: …:: sniffle::
Kaylie: =O!
Paige: Hiii!! I’m Paige! =D
Alexis: Hi…
Cara: :: wails::
Paige: Your hair is straight like mines. I like it ^_____^
Kaylie: But it’s not red…
Paige: Doesn’t matter…it’s straight!
Kaylie: But…Red hair is the best!
Paige: Yeah…I like my red hair too ^____^
Kaylie: It’s more of strawberry blonde though…
Paige: You’re a red head and this girl is a blonde….I’m both! =D
Kaylie: That’s kind of cool….
Will: O_O;;;; I think they’re plotting against us.
Cara: Or just talking about hair…
[Everyone movies away slowly]
[10 minutes later (upstairs in Cara’s room)]
Abbie: How about some music?
[Cara flips on Stereo and Evanescence plays]
[Axel screams and starts rocking back and forth]
Axel: Face sucking zombie sirens of doom!!! ;_;
Cara: O_o;;; Oooookay.
Abbie: Good music?
Peter: Like Mat Kearny!
[Abbie winces]
Meredeth: Greenday.
Ben: Linkin Park!
Cara: Oookay…how about no…let’s listen to the pixies
[Everyone groans]
Cara: Oh come on!
[Cara puts Pixies in]
Pixies: oooooooooooo stop!
Cara: YAY!!! :: claps::
Pixies: With your feet in the air and your head on the ground Try this trick and spin it, yeah Your head
will collapse But there's nothing in it And you'll ask yourself….
[Cara sings loudly and off key while doing the chicken dance]
Cara/Pixies: Where is my miiind? Where is my miiind? Where is my miiiiiiinnnnd?
Abbie: -er- exactly…O_o;;; Where is her mind…?
Cara/Pixies: Way out in the water See it swimmin'
Pixies: I was swimmin' in the Caribbean Animals were hiding behind the rock Except the little fish
But they told me, he swears Trying' to talk to me to me to me
Cara/Pixies: Whereee is my miiiiiiiiinnd? Where is my miiiiiiiiiinnnd? Where is my miiiiiiiiiiiind?
Abbie: I’m scared….Peter…hold me…
Peter: O_o;;;;;; -er-….why?
Abbie: :: sweatdrop:: Nevermind….I said nothing…
Peter: oookay O_o;;;
Cara/Pixies: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay out in the water see it swimmin’!!
Pixies: With your feet in the air and your head on the ground Try this trick and spin it, yeah
Your head will collapse If there's nothing in it And you'll ask yourself
Cara/Pixies: WHERE ISH MY MIND!!? WHERE IS MY MIIIIIINNNND!!! WHERE IS MY
MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Pixies: Ooooh With your feet in the air and your head on the ground Ooooh Try this trick and spin it, yeah
Ooooh…Ooooh.
Cara: awwww it’s over. GOTTA PLAY IT AGAIN!
Everyone: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
[Andrew and Will tackle Cara.]
[Abbie puts in a Krystal Meyers CD]
Cara: BUT THE PIXIES! OF DOOOOM!!! OF DOOOOOOM!!!!! ;_;
Peter: Aww…Krystal Meyers? I wanted Kearney….
Abbie: NEVUH!!!!!!
Peter: Woah…Abbie…Okay O_o;;;; Calm down…
[Cara is forced into a straight jacket and put in a corner]
Cara: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! ;_; THE PIXIES! THEY GIVE ME CANDY!
Will: It would appear she is suffering from a rare disease called superrobotmonkeyteamhyperforcego!
Livi: Isn’t that a show on Toon Disney?
Will: It’s also the name of this disease so SHUSH!!!
Livi: but….
Abbie: HUSH! It’s Krystal Meyers!
Cara: OF DOOOOM!!! ;______;
Krystal Meyers: It’s All around, pressure from my so-called friends, it’s all around I’m measured by some
stupid trend. It’s all around everyone is just like them. It’s all around it’s all around it’s all around.
Abbie: Naaaah Reflections of you is much better ^____________^
Kyrstal Meyers: I spent my time trying to find a way to lose your shadow, I shut you out I let you down. How could I be so shallow? I never thought of the consequences until the water was over my head. All along I’ve build these walls and now I’m gonna let them fall. I’m seeing for the first time the changes on the inside shining through. Your love is the reason I’m alive, so as I live my life in everything I do, I hope you see reflections of you. You watched me make all my mistakes and you always took me back. Time and again you were my friend, show me how to be like that. I wanna love you the way you love me I wanna learn to forgive and forget. All alone I’ve built these walls I’m breaking free, let them fall. I’m seeing on the outside the changes on the inside shining through. Your love is the reason I’m alive, so as I live my life, in everything I do, I hope you see reflections of you. I know that I’m not perfect, but in your eyes you see something more. In everything I do I hope you see reflections of you. I’m seeing on the outside the changes on the inside shining through. Your love is the reason I’m alive so as I live my life, in everything I do, in everything I do, I hope you see reflections of you. Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, yeah!
Cara: Of dooooooom ;____________________;
Abbie: You said that during the whole song! Meh you ruined it.
Cara: :: whimpers:: Meanie!
Abbie: I am not…
Cara: Yes you ish!
Abbie: I am not!
Livi: Hush you two! You’re ruining everyone’s reflection time after such a beautiful song.
Will: -er-…yeah…O_o;;; Reflection time.
[Room goes silent]
Liz: CAAARAAAAA!!!! DOWNSTAIRS NOW!!
Cara: Eeep…
[Cara inches across the floor]
Justen: Wheee Cara the inchworm.
Cara: Very funny. :: inch, inch, inch::
[Cara makes it to the door]
[Cara inches out the door]
Peter: Think she’ll make it to the-
[Cara falls down the stairs]
Peter: Stairs…
[Everyone runs out and stands on the bridge looking down at Cara]
Cara: X.X :: fidget, fidget::
Peter: is she dead?
[Paige, Kaylie and Alexis come poke her with a stick]
[Cara twitches and fidgets]
Abbie: I think she’s still alive…
[Nat ghostie pops up]
Nat: THIS CALLS FOR CPR!
[Cara gets up and tries to inch away]
[Nat grabs her ankles]
Cara: NOOOOO!!! SAVE ME!!! SAVE ME!!!
Nat: CPR!
Cara: DOOOM!!!
Nat: CPR!
Cara: DOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!
Nat: CPPPPRRRRRRRRR!!!
Cara: DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMME
[Nat does CPR on Cara]
Peter: GOSH NAT! Not in front of the kids!
[Will and Peter rush down the stairs and grab the three little girls]
[Kaylie bursts into a fit of giggles]
[Cara struggles]
Cara: Mmmffmmmmf!!!
Will: This is what you get for kissing me…
[Peter and Will rush the kids upstairs into the bedroom]
[Ghostbusters show up]
Cara: MMMMMFFFF!!!
Ghostbusters: Who yah gonna call!?
Cara: GET HIM OFF OF ME!
Ghostbusters: Who yah gonna call?
Paige: GHOST BUSTERS!!!!!! =D
Ghostbusters: OHHH YEAAAH!!!
Koolaid Man: Hey! That’s mine!
Ghost busters: oh yeah…sorry…
Koolaid man: Totally fine. My company won’t sue you. Carry on!
Koolaid man: Up, Up and away!
Superman: HEY! You took my saying!
Koolaid man: Oh crap…
Superman: UGH! :: hits koolaid man with a train::
Cara: GOSH JUST TAKE CARE OF MY PROBLEM FOR ONCE!
Superman/Koolaid man/Ghost busters: Gosh you’re so selfish!
Cara: MMMMMMMMMMMMFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!
Patrick: How long is she going to last?
Peter: You’re death…you tell me…
[Patrick checks his watch and gets dressed up as the grim reaper]
[Grim shows up with Billy and Mandy stuck to his leg.]
Grim: Oooookay…who is dying here tonight?
[Cara struggles and flails around]
Cara: I’M ALIVE…GET OFF!!! GET OFFFFF!!!
[Patrick and Grim get into a fight]
[Death from Family guy shows up with Peter and Stewie.]
Peter: Oh Gosh…he took my name!
Peter: HEY! I took your name!? How old are you skinny man!?
Peter: 16…
Peter: I’m over 100! BEAT THAT!
Peter: Umm…oookay…I’m glad I’m not that ancient…
Peter: Ancient? Who are you calling Ancient…you…you…HIPPIE!
Peter: Oh it’s on now!
[Peter jumps from the bridge and starts attack Peter]
Stewie: Excellent…Excellent.
Kaylie: OHHH!!! LOOK LOOK!!! A Baby! ^____________^
Stewie: Excuse me? Who are you calling a baby?
Paige: Soooo cuuutteee! ^_____________^
Stewie: How would you like to die?
Death: Excellent…
Grim: Just let me take the girl!
Patrick: NOO! She’s mine you amateur!
Grim: Amateur? I’ll show you Amateur! You still have flesh!
Patrick: Which makes me better!
[Grim cuts off Patrick’s head with his scythe]
[Patrick dies]
Cara: GAH!!!! I’M STILL ALIVE DARN IT! NAT GET OFF OF ME!
Placebo lead singer: Naughty, Naughty…sleeping with ghosts…what did we tell you?
Cara: I never slept with him! NOT EVEN WHEN HE WAS ALIVE!
[Abbie laughs]
Abbie: riiiight.
Romeo: She speaks. Oh speak again bright angel…
Abbie: O_o;;; -er-
[Romeo climbs up the bridge of the stairs]
[It breaks]
[Romeo dies]
[Everyone falls]
Abbie: GOSH!
Cara: Now how am I supposed to get to my room!?
Abbie: You aren’t?
Axel: O_o;;; the stairs fell down! I can’t believe it!
[Andrew tries to come out from the rubble]
[Andrew dies]
Wes: This place is insane, but I’m um…sorry we ruined your house Cara…
Cara: MMMMMFFFF!!!
Meredeth: Did anyone notice that there’s a ghost giving Cara CPR?
Will: No…Really Meredeth? Wow.
Ghost busters: DOOD! A GHOST! Lyke…Give me all of your neopoints!
[The Ghost busters suck up the ghost into the Fenton Thermos]
Danny Phantom: Gosh! I have been looking everywhere for that thing!
[Danny chases the ghost busters out of the house]
Cara: I CAN BREATHE!
Peter: GOSH! Someone get this fat man off of me!
Peter: Fat? ME!? You…UGH
[Death and Grim Kill Peter Griffin]
[Peter Griffin dies]
Peter: UGH! Get him off of me! HE’S CRUSHING MY BONES!
Kaylie: Oh noes! Uncle Peter!…where are the stairs?
Abbie: Never mind that…just stay up there.
[Grim pushes the dead Peter off of Peter and disappears]
Death: Great…He so took my game…the lousy good for nothing UGH.
[Death grabs Stewie and Mandy and leaves]
Stewie: sooo…come here often?
Mandy: Put a sock in it.
Stewie: <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3!
[Koolaid man shatters to pieces, impaling Rick]
Rick: OH YEAH!…wait..
[Rick dies]
Superman: And that’s for taking my saying!
[Everyone gasps]
Superman: Up, Up and AWAAAY!!
Andy: I LIVE!
[Andy comes up from the rubble]
Abbie: Oh Andy! There you are!
Andy: -.-….Save me.
[Cara inches towards Liz]
Cara: What did you want me for?
Liz: Get those kids out of here. I’m trying to bloody read!
Cara: Okay…
Abbie: Okay Kaylie…jump into the blanket…
Kaylie: but…but…
Abbie: dooooo my bidding!
[Kaylie jumps]
Peter: I’m not even going to ask.
Abbie: Okay Paige….now you.
Paige: No…
Will: Please Paige?
Paige: No…
Cara: PAIGE JUMP! THE BUNNIES ARE DOWN HERE!
Paige: REALLY!?
[Paige jumps]
Paige: Bunny, Bunny, Bunny, Bunny!
Abbie: Ooookay…
Peter: Alexis…that’s your name right?
[Alexis nods]
Peter: You wanna jump?
Alexis: I’m scared…
Cara: Come on Alexis…You’ve got all of us holding the blanket…you’ll be okay ^____^
Andy: Yeah… :: Andy tightens his grip::
[Alexis jumps]
Cara: See? Was that so bad?
Alexis: Again! Again! ^______^
Peter: No…sorry we gotta put the blanket up now…
Alexis: Awww…Okay ^____^
Andy: Okay…is that all of them?
Cara: Yeah…
Andy: Good job kids.
Alexis: ^_____________^ Fuzzy head.
Andy: O_o;;;
[20 minutes later]
[Cara ambushes Andy with a razor]
Cara: YOU WILL BE SHAVED! I SWEAR IT!
Andy: Get off of me! I like my hair!
Alexis: Fuzzy hair ^________________^
Andy: SHAVE IT!
Abbie: O_o;;;
[Cara shaves his head]
Alexis: Awww No more fuzzy head…
Andy: I’m gonna miss my hair…
Cara: NO YOU WONT!
Andy: Eep…Yes ma’am.
Paige: I liked his hair! Like a sheep…that goes…Baaa…
Will: I thought you liked bunnies…
Cara: You and Meredeth like bunnies too ^____^
Meredeth: Bunnies are minions from Hell.
Peter: Meredeth! Swearing! BAD!
Meredeth: It’s not a swear word it’s a place.
Peter: Says who?
Meredeth: Says the Bible!
Kaylie: B.I.B.L.E that’s the book for me!
Cara: Ooookay..
Abbie: Sing my minion siing!
Smokie: Nyyaaaa!
Axel: :: sneezes:: CATS OF DOOM!
Henry: You touch that cat man…you are so dead.
[Henry pulls out a gun]
Paige: But you’re a dog…
Madison: Watcha!
Paige: And you’re a two year old?
Alexis/Paige/Kaylie: Awwwwwwww!!
Jordan: Everybody was kung-foo fighting!
Madison: KYA!
Jordan: Those fists were fast has lighting!
[Madison beats Axel into the floor]
[Henry shoots Axel]
[Axel dies]
Cara: Aww Henry…you stood up for smokie! ^____________^
Henry: Yeah…ummmm just don’t tell the guys about this okay?
Cara: Sure thing!
Smokie: Absolutely ^_____^
Henry: Now me and my baby ninja’s…we got a gig across town…if Jen stops by…cover for me!
Cara: Okay Henry. Be careful with my neices k?
Henry: Sure thing!
[Henry and his baby Ninja’s dissapear]
Peter: um…that was weird…
Will: Dogs…talk?
Andy: Anything is possible on clue night…
Paige: Baby ninjas!! SO CUTE! ^_______________________^
Abbie: I guess I’ll have to agree…Jordan singing that song was kind of adorable…
Livi: And Madison with her numchucks!
[Livi tests numchucks]
[Livi loses control of numchucks and they fly and hit Wes]
Wes: My brain…
Livi: You have a brain?
[Wes dies]
Livi: Guess not!
Justen: Cara, your dog rocks.
Cara: awww…thanks Justen ^___________^ I taught him everything he knows.
Ben: You did not!
Cara: Did too!
Ben: Did not!
Cara: Did too!
Ben: Did not!
[Cara pulls out a semi-automatic laser sight]
Cara: Did too!
Ben: Did not!
[Ben pulls out a 12-gage]
[Cara pulls out a grenade launcher]
Cara: DID TOO!
Ben: Did No-
[Cara blows Ben’s head off]
Liz: AH! NO! BAD!
[Ben walks out of his room]
Ben: could you guys keep qu-…Wheres the stairs?
[Everyone points at Abbie]
Abbie: Gosh it was Romeo…not me!
[Peter crosses his arms]
Peter: Romeo…gosh.
Abbie: O_o;;;
Ben: Just keep quiet…I’m playing Halo…
Justen: Halo?!
Ben: Yeah.
[Justen tries to get to Ben]
[Justen Fails]
Justen: Nooooooooo!!!
[The ceiling falls onto Justen]
[Justen dies]
Cara: Awww…
Ben: Anyway…Halo. DOOM.
Cara: Fine.
[35 minutes later]
Liz: booooooooooooored.
Cara: You have a book maan.
Liz: Nuh uh…I finished it.
[Some guy appears in the middle of the living room]
Liz: AH! Scary guy! With a tatoo…and BOOBS!
Guy: Hey!
Jesse: Hey! I thought I was the only one with manboobs! :___;
Will: O_o;;; wow…
[Jesse strangles guy]
[Guy dies]
[Liz gets up and runs around screaming]
Cara: Liz! Liz!
Henry: And I thought my seizures were bad…
Liz: Oh no! ;___;
[Liz pops like a balloon]
Cara: I guess her huge ghetto booty was too much for her ;____;
Smokie: Nya….
Will: O_o;;;;
Meredeth: Gosh…
[5 minutes later]
Livi: has anyone noticed there are only like…three guys left.
Ben: AND ME!
[Ben’s room blows up]
[Ben dies]
Cara: My mom is SO going to kill me...
Peter: What makes you think you aren’t going to die now...?
Cara: …no clue..
[Mr. & Mrs. Mitchell come bursting through the door]
[Cara screams bloody murder]
Mrs. Mitchell: Where is Nathaniel and Melody?
Cara: They aren’t with you?
Mrs. Mitchell: No…
Cara: Lyke ONG! They left lyke…forever ago…
[Mrs. Mitchell looks at Abbie]
Mrs. Mitchell: Who is this girl?
[Abbie shrugs]
Mrs. Mitchell: Then why are you here?
Abbie: She’s…Peter’s friend!
Peter: What? Don’t pin this on me!
Abbie: SHHHHH!!!
Livi: The noise! It compells me…
Peter: What do you mean SHH? When we came her you told me she was your friend…
Kaylie: O_o;;;; Really?
Mrs. Mitchell: What are these children doing here?
Cara: The blonde is my niece, the strawberry blonde is Will and Meredeth’s daughter…
Will: WHAT!?
Meredeth: I’VE NEVER SLEPT WITH HIM
Mrs. Mitchell: You people need parental supervision.
Mel: Mom! ^______^ O_o;;;
Nat: Mom…
Mel: You’ve come to save us! ^___________^
Nat: Yeah…woo…
Mel: Can we go home how mom?
Mrs. Mitchell: Okay…
Cara: My mom will be home soon. Thank you for your concern! ^__________^
[The Mitchells of doom leave.]
Cara: Abbie…are they gone yet?
Abbie: Yeah…lets goo ^____^
Will: :: mumbles:: Paige isn’t my daughter. She’s my…um sister…
Cara: That’s not what these papers say! ^________________^
Meredeth: Crap…
Will: Papers?
[Cara holds the papers out]
Will: MY DAUGHTER!? O_O;;;;;;;;;;
Paige: I’m HIS daughter?
Cara: Yep Yep!!! ^__________^
Paige: And she’s my mommy? O_o;;;
Cara: YEP! ^__________________^
Paige: Why can’t you be my mommy Cara?
[Cara chokes]
Cara: Cause…I’m not…With Will…Nor will I EVER be.
[Will laughs]
Paige: Oh! Oh! I want the Fuzzy head as my daddy then!
Andy: um…I’m Andy…
Cara: Uh…heh…Paige…Darling…
[Paige clings to Cara’s leg]
Cara: God must hate me right now…;_____;
Andy: We don’t have the same hair color as you Paige…we can’t be your parents…
Cara: Not to mention the fact we aren’t together…
Paige: Then kiss and make out ^____^
Peter: Isn’t that make up?
Paige: No, no…they snog! ^____^
Kaylie: What’s a snog?
[Paige takes out dollies and shows Kaylie what snogging is]
Andy: So that’s what snogging is…I thought it was some kind of wild animal.
Cara: I’M NOT SNOGGING ANDY!
[Will and Meredeth push Andy on top of Cara]
Cara: NO! NO!!!!
Meredeth: kiss and make out now. Bwahahahahaha….
Cara: Meredeth! Don’t do this to me! ;__;
Andy: At least I landed on top…
Cara: What’s that supposed to mean!?
Andy: Nothing actually…
Cara: Abbie Save me!
Abbie: Sorry Cara…I can’t…
Cara: Peter?
Peter: um…
Abbie: Just say no and walk away…
Cara: Alexis?
Alexis: Can you be my mommy too Cara?
Cara: O________o;;;; You already have a mommy though…
Alexis: So did Paige…
Cara: WAAAHHH!!!
Kaylie: Oh…is Cara going to be my mommy too?
Peter: No Kaylie…
Abbie: Gosh I hope not :: giggles::
[Everyone walks away]
Cara: Andy get off of me.
Andy: Abbie said I wasn’t supposed to move.
Cara: Fine.
[Cara shoots a grappling hook into Livi]
Livi: Oh noes! >.<
[Livi dies]
[Cara struggles to get out from under Andy]
Cara: Just wait till I get them…they’ll be doomed…I’ll lock them all in closets…
[Andy gets off of Cara]
Andy: Closets hm?
Cara: So you’ll help me?
Andy: Of course. As long as…
Cara: We must lock Abbie and Peter up first.
Andy: Works for me!
[12 minutes later]
Abbie: No! You can’t do this!
Cara: I can and I will!
Abbie: Nooooo!
[Cara shuts the closet and locks it]
Abbie: That was my shirt!
[Abbie runs for the bathroom]
Cara: no towels in there Abbie!
Abbie: YOU SUCK!
Cara: Aww you’re just saying that.
Peter: GAH! HOT! COFFEE!
Andy: Let me help you with that shirt Peter O_o;;;
Peter: Thanks…I guess >.<
Andy: You ready?
Cara: YES!
[Cara Tackles Abbie]
Abbie: AH!
[Andy shoves Peter in the closet]
[Cara shoves Abbie in on top of him]
[Andy tosses cards in]
Andy: Here, play some strip poker.
[Cara slams the door and locks it]
Abbie: GAH! Evil!
[Peter backs up into the corner and tries to make himself small]
[Abbie goes into a fetal position on the floor]
[10 minutes later]
Kaylie: Have some more Tea Paige! ^_____________^
Paige: Thank you Kaylie!
Alexis: Would you like some more cookies Smokie?
Smokie: Oh no, not now dear I’m trying to watch my figure.
Paige: And What a lovely figure it is.
Smokie: Thanks so much!
Paige: ^__________________________^
Meredeth: They’re talking to a cat?
Will: Which means they won’t notice us at all…
Meredeth: What are you trying to say will?
Will: :: winks:: Oh…nothing…
Meredeth: Will…Tell me…
Will: It’s really nothing Meredeth.
Meredeth: Oh? Cause Cara…she told me something about you having a crush on me…crazy right?
Will: Wrong…
Meredeth: Oh…
Will: Well this must be awkward for you…
Meredeth: Not really…
Will: soo…it’s okay if I…
[Will pushes Meredeth’s hair from her face]
[Meredeth nods]
[Will leans in]
[Cara and Andy pop up]
Cara: HELLO!
[Both pull back, startled]
Will: Gosh…you ruined everything >.<
Cara: Everything what?
Meredeth: Nothing.
Andy: Nothing eh?
Meredeth: Diet coke…
Cara: In the fridge.
[Meredeth gets up]
[Andy follows her into the kitchen]
[Cara plops on the couch next to Will]
Cara: So…what were you guys doing out here? On my couch…
Will: You make it sound so bad.
Cara: Yoooou kissed her didn’t you?
Will: No…
Cara: =O! My little boy is becoming a man!
Will: Isn’t that something my mom is supposed to say?
Cara: Not really?
Will: Gosh…
[*In the Kitchen*]
Andy: So what happened out there?
[Meredeth sips her coke]
Meredeth: Nothing.
Andy: Are you sure it was nothing?
Meredeth: Absolutely sure.
[Meredeth’s mind: Stay calm and cool Meredeth…you have your coke…you can do this…]
[Andy’s mind: This girl is harder to get to than I thought…I knew I should’ve went with Will…]
Andy: You kissed him.
Meredeth: Is that a question ore a statement?
Andy: A statement.
Meredeth: Are you sure of your findings?
Andy: Excuse me?
Meredeth: Is your information 100% correct?
[Andy’s Mind: Gosh…if I weren’t doing this to torture her…I’d…bad Andy…bad]
[Meredeth sips her coke]
Meredeth: This is a waist of my time.
Andy: I know what you did last summer.
Meredeth: :: blushes:: Excuse me?
Andy: Let me ask you something.
Meredeth: Yes?
Andy: Did you love him?
Meredeth: Excuse me?
Andy: Did you love him?
Meredeth: Do I love…Him?
Andy: Yes.
Meredeth: Love is such a complicated word…I barely like him…
Andy: Are you sure?
Meredeth: We barely got to kiss before you and Cara cam-
Andy: Exactly my point.
Meredeth: You tricked me!
Andy: So you did kiss him.
Meredeth: UGH!
[Meredeth Storms off]
Andy: Take that Anthony! I was right after all!
[*In the living room*]
[Cara giggles insanely]
Cara: You two are sooo cute ^_________^
Will: Meh.
Meredeth: O_o;;;;
Will: This is why we never tell her anything!
Andy: Hey um Cara…
Cara: Hm?
[Andy winks]
[Cara smiles]
Cara: Okie Dokie! ^___________________________________^
[Cara tackles Meredeth]
Meredeth: What the hell?
[Muffled screams from the closet]
Will: O_o;;;;
[Andy attacks Will]
Andy/Cara: TO THE CLOSET!
Will/Meredeth: WHAT!?
[Andy and Cara throw them both into a closet]
Cara: oh and a present for you two!
[Cara tosses in a wrapped box]
Cara: Don’t use them all at once! :: winks::
[Cara shuts the door and locks it]
Cara: Operation C.L.O.S.E.T Is complete!
Andy: Thank goodness…
Will: Come one Cara! Let us out!
Cara: Nah…
[Cara skips off]
[Andy follows]
[Both fall down onto the couch]
Cara: We make a pretty good team. ^_________________^
Andy: I guess.
Cara: Awww Is Andy still mad at me for shaving his head?
Andy: No…
Cara: Good ^____________^
[Cara snuggles Andy]
Andy: O_o;;; -er-….could you get off of me?
Cara: Nope!
Andy: Greaaaat…
[*Inside Meredeth and Will’s Closet*]
Meredeth: Should we open the gift.
Will: If I know Cara it’s a box of condoms.
Meredeth: Eww…
Will: Go ahead and open it if you want to…
Meredeth: Um…let’s open it together?
[Both open the gift]
Meredeth: It’s a diet coke!
Will: And a picture of us…
Meredeth: and a Note…
Will: And a drawing…of us kissing…okay that’s weird.
Meredeth: And kind of cute…
Will: There’s one more thing…
[Will pulls out a condom]
Will: I’ll kill her.
[*Inside Peter and Abbie’s closet*]
Abbie: Go fish.
Peter: Gosh >.<
Abbie: You really suck at this game.
Peter: It’s cause I’m nervous!
Abbie: About?
Peter: We’re both shirtless in a closet >.< What does she want us to do?
Abbie: -er- um….:: blush:: heh…
Peter: Whaaat?
Abbie: If I know Cara…And I do…
Peter: So….that’s what she wants? :: blush::
[Abbie nods]
Peter: Well…ummmmmmm…
Abbie: Go fish.
Peter: That’s not fair!
Abbie: It is too!
Peter: Gosh…Meanie ;__;
Abbie: I’m not mean >.<
Peter: Go fish.
Abbie: Now who is being mean?
Peter: Just give me the darn 9…I know you have it!
Abbie: I do not!
Peter: You so do.
Abbie: I don’t!
Peter: You lie!
Abbie: I do not!
Peter: Let me see your cards then…
Abbie: What? Why?
Peter: You do have a 9!
Abbie: I do not!
Peter: You do too!
Abbie: No I don’t!
[Peter tackles Abbie]
[Cards fly everywhere]
Peter: I knew it! You had a nine!
Abbie: Meh!
[Peter grins]
Peter: You did lie to me!
Abbie: I wanted my 9!
Peter: Too bad!
[Peter tickles Abbie]
Abbie: NO! Stop it!
[Abbie laughs and struggles against him]
Peter: But you lied.
Abbie: I’m sorry! I’m sorry!
Peter: What? I can’t hear you!
[Abbie laughs and kicks]
Abbie: I’M SORRY!
Peter: Sorry who?
[Abbie laughs and screams]
Abbie: Peter!
[*In the living room*]
Cara: Sounds like it’s going good in their closet.
Andy: Yep…I just hope they have condoms…
Cara: Oops…
Andy: Now they can be Paige’s parents!
Cara: Yes!
[Cara laughs evilly]
Paige: But…but…Daddy…
Andy: I’m not your daddy…
Cara: I’m still a virgin O_o;;;
Kaylie: What’s a virgin?
Andy: It’s someone who hasn’t ha-
[Cara hits Andy]
Andy: Ow! Hey!
Cara: Kaylie…A virgin is Jesus’ mother.
Kaylie: Oh my gosh! You’re Jesus’ mother!?
Cara: Umm…no…
Kaylie: I can’t believe it! You gave birth to Jesus!
Cara: No I didn’t!
Andy: Now see what you’ve gotten yourself into?
Cara: Hush Andy!
Andy: I’m only saying…
Cara: I’m no ones mother Kaylie…
Kaylie: But…you said you were a virgin and then you said a virgin is Jesus’ mother…
Cara: I was talking about Mary…
Alexis: Was my mommy ever a virgin?
Cara: :: blush:: Ummmmmmm….Maybe?
Alexis: Maybe?
Paige: Isn’t a virgin someone who hasn’t had carnal relations?
Kaylie: Oh! Caramel! I like Caramel!
Cara: You’re right Paige…in a way…
Alexis: Carnal? What’s that?
Kaylie: Caramel not Carnal…
Paige: Carnival!
Kaylie: Yaaaay!!
Andy: I told you, you shouldn’t have given them those cookies…
Cara: I didn’t give them cookies…
Andy: But…I watched you give them cookies.
Cara: You’re wrong…
Andy: I’m not wrong O_o;;; I saw you give them cookies…
Cara: I didn’t give them cookies!
Andy: Yes you did!
Cara: Peter!
Andy: O_o;;; Peter?
Cara: What the…Peter? Did I just say that?
Andy: You’re starting to sound like Abbie…
Kaylie: Where is Abbie?
Andy: Abbie had to go somewhere…
Kaylie: where’s Uncle Peter?
Cara: With Peter.
Kaylie: Oh…HE LEFT ME?
Andy: No I’ll be taking you home!
Paige: FUZZEH HEAD! ^____________________________________^
Andy: …no more fuzzy…;__;
Cara: Grrr…
[Alexis, Kaylie and Paige join hands and start singing]
Alexis/Kaylie/Paige: Fuzzy head of doom…fuzzy head of doom…fuzzy head of doom…fuzzy head of doom!
Andy: They mock me >.<
Cara: I taught them that ^______^
Andy: You gave them cookies too!
Paige: No, no…Cara didn’t give us the cookies Mr. Vorhees did! ^___^
Cara: Mr. Vorhees?
Andy: Come on Jason Vorhees isn’t real!
Jason: Really now?
Andy: Holy…Jason! Gosh you were so awesome in Freddy vs. Jason!
Freddy: And I wasn’t?
Andy: I never liked you! Evil nightmare creep!
Cara: Andy…
Andy: no, no…I’m on a roll here!
Jason: Why you dissin’ my peep man?
Paige: PEEPS! OHHH I Love the pink ones!
Andy: You mean you two are friends?
Freddy: Duh.
Andy: Why did you kill each other then?
Jason: Gosh man that was just a movie!
Andy: Oh so you aren’t psycho killers bent on world domination?
[Jason takes out his machete and cuts Andy’s head off]
[Andy dies]
Cara: One out of two ain’t bad.
Freddy: For goodness sake! Ain’t, Isn’t a word young lady!
Cara: oh…Sorry…Why are you here anyway?
Jason: To give little kids cookies! ^_________^
Freddy: And flowers!
Cara: Aww! You guys are great!
Freddy: Take care!
Cara: Bye ^___^
Jason: See yah up at Crystal Lake!
Freddy: I’ll see you in your nightmares!
Cara: Have fun! Bye!
Paige: O_o;;;
Cara: What nice men those two ^_____^
Alexis: Nice? Nice? Freddy lives in children’s nightmares and you call him NICE!?
Cara: totally
Alexis: Cool! Now we’re gonna just…go play with kids.
Cara: Okaaay ^___^
[Alexis and the others run off to join Smoke for another tea party]
Cara: Quietness.
[*Abbie and Peter’s closet*]
[Peter has stopped tickling Abbie]
Abbie: …
Peter: …
[Peter leans in and presses his forehead to hers]
[Abbie giggles]
[Peter kisses Abbie]
[Cara opens the door]
Cara: Okay! Out! ^____^.
Abbie: Cara! You mood killer!
Cara: I am not…Now! Out! Time for out is now!
Abbie: UGH!
Peter: Meh.
[Both leave the closet]
[%%14 minutes later%%]
Abbie: Cara…Can I please have a shirt?
Cara: No.
Abbie: Why not?
Cara: No!
Abbie: Whyyyy?
Cara: No.
[Abbie sighs]
Abbie: Do I need to go into to why shirts are important to society again?
Cara: Black or red?
Abbie: What’s the black one look like?
[Cara holds the black shirt up]
Abbie: And the red?
[Cara holds the red shirt up]
Abbie: Which do you think Peter?
Peter: Red.
Abbie: Black it is then.
[Peter smirks]
Peter: That was mean. My opinion didn’t even matter to you did it?
Abbie: It was very important in picking out a shirt.
[Abbie puts the shirt on]
Peter: It was still mean.
Abbie: No it wasn’t…
Peter: Yes it was.
Abbie: no it wasn’t!
[Peter tackles Abbie and the tickle fight starts]
Cara: PG! We have children out here!
Peter: …
Abbie: Put us back in the closet then…
Cara: There were some weird noises coming from their last time…I got scared.
[Abbie and Peter blush]
Paige: Hey…where is Will?
[*Will and Meredeth’s closet*]
Meredeth: -er-…Will…I think something ate my shoe...
Will: Really?
Meredeth: Yeah…
Will: I think something ate both of my shoes…wait…were we asleep?
Meredeth: I dunno…I don’t remember…
Will: Well, it is dark in here…why don’t we try to sleep?
Meredeth: Sleep together?
[Will coughs]
Meredeth: Oh gosh that sounded so wrong.
Will: Meredeth…wow…
Meredeth: O_o;;;
Will: I’ll sleep over here then…
Meredeth: I’ll take this side…
[A few moments later]
Meredeth: Will…?
Will: Yeah:
Meredeth: The random shoes on the ground and the whole fact we have no idea what’s in here with us is kind
of freaking me out…
Will: So? Don’t think about it.
[Meredeth scoots closer to Will]
Meredeth: It’s kinda hard not to…
Will: Meredeth…Just…go to sleep.
[Meredeth screams and clings to Will]
Will: Meredeth Gosh!
Meredeth: Something touched me!
Will: And?
Meredeth: Just hold me…
Will: -er-…
[Will blushes and hugs Meredeth to him]
Will: Meredeth?
Meredeth: Yeah Will?
Will: Why aren’t you wearing a shirt?
[*4 minutes later outside the closet*]
Cara: Gosh…did you guys hear Meredeth scream?
Abbie: Mmmf?
Cara: …I thought I said PG!
Abbie: …whaaat my eating habits are that terrible?
Cara: Yes! You see how scared you’re making the children?
[Paige is swinging from a chandelier]
[Kaylie is eating cookies]
[Alexis is bouncing around and singings karaoke to Placebo]
Abbie: no…
Cara: Paige! Get off the Chandelier!
Paige: I am the super Paige!
Cara: ARGH! Paige get down!
Paige: Supppperrrr Bunnnnyyy Paige!!!
Peter: Where did Kaylie get cookies?
Cara: Jason and Freddy came by…
Peter: Jason vorhees?
[Cara nods]
Peter: Did you get an autograph?
Cara: Well gee…I didn’t think about that.
Peter: Drat!
Cara: O_o;;;
Lindsay Lohan: Hey ma peeps!
Cara: Who?
Paige: PEEPS! ^___^ What is up Marshmellow?
Lindsay Lohan: Nothing much here Peep!
Cara: Gosh teens and their hip lingo…
Abbie: …Marsh mellows?
Peter: Peeps?
Paige: Dood…get with the like…groove you oldies!
Cara: I’m so old ;---;
Lindsay Lohan: You’re younger than me! I mean I had to dye my hair blonde just so I could hide the gray!
Cara: How old are you?
Lindsay Lohan: I dunno actually…you?
Cara: I’m 15…
Lindsay Lohan: GOSH! You are so young!
Cara: Ooookay…
[Cara looks at Peter pleadingly]
Peter: Autograph…then death!
Cara: Lindsay….could I have your autograph?
[Cara hands Lindsay a grenade]
Lindsay Lohan: Sure! Where do I sign?
Cara: Right here on this little ring
Lindsay Lohan: Okay!
[Lindsay tries to sign the ring]
Lindsay Lohan: Oops…it fell off…
Cara: HIT THE DECK!
[Everyone runs and jumps out of the way]
[BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM]
Lindsay: Like…Ow…
[Lindsay Lohan dies]
Paige: OH SWEET FREEDOM!
Cara: I thought you liked Lindsay Lohan?…
Paige: Not since she became blonde! Blonde is _SO_ not her color!
Cara: You think so too?
Paige: Totally!
Abbie: I dunno…she acts more blonde…
Paige: Whaaaat?
[Paige shoots Abbie with a revolver]
Peter: I know who did it!
[Abbie dies]
Everyone: Whoooo!?
Peter: It was Paige with the revolver in the ballroom!!
Everyone: ohhhh!
Cara: Wait…
Peter: Yeah?
Cara: I don’t have a ballroom…
[*Inside Meredeth and Will’s closet*]
Meredeth: Will…
Will: Yeah Meredeth?
Meredeth: You know your pants are gone?
Will: What!?
[Will blushes]
Will: Well at least I still have my shirt.
Meredeth: Oh hush!
[*10 minutes later back in the Living room*]
Peter: Ugh. We’re like…the last two mature people left…
Cara: What About Will and Meredeth?
Peter: My point exactly.
Cara: :: laughs:: Ha…Ha.
Peter: Maybe we should let them out?
Cara: Not just yet; I put a clothes-eating monkey in there with them!
Peter: what?
Cara: A clothes eating monkey!
Peter: Ooookaaay…
Paige: Fuzzy head of doom…Fuzzy head of doom…Fuzzy head of doom…
Dead Andy: They mock me even in death! :: grabs Cara’s ankle:: WHYYYY???
[Cara screams bloody murder and clings to Peter]
Mae: Am I alone in this? Never a night where I could seep myself to day. We must try to figure it out,
figure it out. It won’t be that easy, we lost it somehow.
[Peter tries to push Cara off]
Peter: Gah, Let go! >.<
Mae: You come over unannounced. Silence: broken by your voice in the dark. I need you here tonight, just like the ocean needs the waves.
Cara: Andy won’t let go of my ankle! :: wails::
Peter: UGH! Cutting of my circulation! ;---;
Mae: Oh, the night becomes the space that’s somewhere in between what I feel and what I’m told. Sitting on the shoreline trying to figure it out, figure it out. To find out the meaning, and reach it somehow.
Peter: Can’t…feel…arm.
Mae: You come over unannounced, silence: broken by your voice in the dark. I need you here tonight just like the ocean needs the waves. Fall around me now, like stars that shining bright in the way. I need you here tonight just like, this night—it needs the rain.
Cara: ANKLE!
Andy: Bleh..bleh! I want to such your blood!
Peter: ARM!
Cara: Disgusting!
Mae: The season has changed the wind it blows colder now, colder now. The clouds are waves the rain it falls harder now, all around.
Andy: Bleeeh!
Cara: BLEACH!
Peter: ARM!
Cara: ANKLE!
Andy: BLOOD!
Peter: Blood?
[Dead Andy jumps on Peter]
Mae: You come over unannounced (Will you come over now?) Silence, broken by your voice in the dark. I need
you here tonight, just like the ocean needs the waves. (I need you here, tonight, just like, the, ocean, needs the waves.) Fall around me now (So fall around me) like starts that shine so bright in the wake. I need you here tonight just like this night it needs the rain (I need you here tonight, just like this night, it needs, the rain) Over unannounced. (Will you come over now?) Silence: broken by your voice in the dark. I need you here tonight just like the ocean needs the waves. (I. Need you. Here tonight. Just. Like. The. Ocean. Needs. The waves.
[Dead Andy bites Peter to death]
Peter: RABIES! RABIES!
Andy: BLOOD! RABIES! BLOOD!
Peter: AHHHH!!!
[Peter dies]
Mae: Just like the stars that fall around me now. Ohhhhhhh.
[Andy laughs sardonically then dies again.]
[Cara sniffles]
Cara: I’m…I’m…all alone!
[Cara starts sobbing]
Page: Oh. Poor dear! Nous t’aime!
[Kaylie, Paige and Alexis nod]
[Cara starts wailing]
[*The closet: Meredeth and Will*]
Will: As soon as I find out what is taking my clothes…
[Will backs into a corner and tries to hold on the only thing he’s wearing…a sock.]
Meredeth: I’m scared now…we could end up complete nude in here…then Cara could come and she could totally
assume-
Will: Holy!
Meredeth: I know!
Will: Did you just say totally!?
Meredeth: I DID!! O_O!!
Will: Quick! Drink the diet coke! You’re losing your mind!
[Meredeth and Will crawl around the closet looking for the coke.]
[*Living room: 15 minutes later*]
Cara: I wonder how Will and Meredeth are doing.
[Cara drinks a diet coke]
Paige: Where are they anyway?
Cara: Having a nice little time in the closet…with the pet monkey! ^___^
Paige: Oh! Oh! A monkey! I wanna see!!
[Paige rushes to the closet and tries the door]
Paige: Cara…this door is locked.
Cara: Oh dear…I know the closet I put them in…I didn’t lock it. We’d better try all the closets in the
house!
Paige: What about the ones upstairs?
Cara: We don’t have any stairs…
[Cara sobs quietly]
Cara: My room! ;----;
[Paige somehow opens the closet door]
Will: PAIGE! OH THANK GOODNESS!
[Meredeth blushes and moves toward the corner]
[Paige twitches]
Will: Oh crap…
Cara: O_O;;; WILL! G RATED!
Will: Oh for goodness sake! You stay G rated!
Cara: I am…
Paige: Aw man…Cara said there was a monkey…there’s no monkey!
[Paige slams the closet shut]
[Muffled screams of horror]
Paige: Gosh. I wanted to see the monkey!
Cara: What about a guinea pig?
Paige: what’s that?
Cara: Kinda like a bunny.
Paige: ONG!
Cara: Minus the huge ears and soft cottontail.
Alexis: They look like huge rats.
[Madison bursts through the door]
Madison: Babies! Babies!
Jordan: BAH! VAH! DAH!
Cara: Jujubee! [Pronounced: Jew-Jew Be]
Jordan: BAH!
Cara: DAH!
Jordan: :: smile:: BAH!
Cara: DAH!
Jordan: Gosh. Teenagers are so scary.
Cara: Gosh. Teenagers are so scary…wait…WHAT?
[Jordan laughs]
Cara: Listen you little baby! That was so insu-
[Guinea pig cages fall and Madison starts screaming.]
Cara: To the bat cave!
[Cara runs to the garage]
Paige: But isn’t that…the garage?
Miss Ingram: I would guess so.
Paige: Who are you?
Miss Ingram: What is a garage?—Me?
Paige: You’re a garage?
Miss Ingram: indeed I am not!
Katie: You have a big butt.
[Katie laughs]
Alexis: -er-…that’s not Funny Katie.
Miss Ingram: I beg pardon? At least I am a lady. You pompous little…Big…PARROT!
Katie: Rach! Polly wanna cracker.
Alexis: …you’re name is Katie…
Cara: CARA WANTS A CRACKER!
[Muffled screams from the closet]
Shakespeare: What’s in a name?
Paige: oh my gosh! You’re that ‘To be or not to be’ guy! Aren’t you? AREN’T YOU!?
Shakespeare: Ah, a true fan.
Paige: I SAY NOT TO BE!
[Paige become violent and attacks Shakespeare]
Shakespeare: My word!
Paige: THIS IS FOR ALL THOSE COLLEGE AND HIGHSCHOOL STUDENTS!
Shakespeare: What did I do?
Paige: YOU! YOOOOUUUU! You wrote these ridiculous love stories and sonnets and plays to torture them! The
long Romeo and Juliet…The Evil and insane Hamlet…and MACBETH EVEN!
Shakespeare: But…
[Paige bites him]
[Shakespeare dies]
Paige: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!
Cara: Um…I actually enjoyed Romeo and Juliet…
Paige: Oh…HUG! ^________^
[Paige attacks Cara with a hug]
[Cara dies]
Paige: oops…
Ingram: Still…what’s a garage?
Paige: A place where you park cars ^____^.
Ingram: Oh, cars. Then I must drive away into the night.
[Ingram goes out into the garage]
Ingram: What is this red thing?
Alexis: A ford contour.
Ingram: O_O;;; Such weird things!
Alexis: Not really…
[Alexis tosses the keys at her]
Ingram: What is this?
Alexis: Gosh…must I do everything!?
[Alexis hits the unlock button on the keyring and then hits the button to start the car]
Alexis: Open the door.
Ingram: A lady never opens the door for herself!
Alexis: Listen Lady. You with open it or you ain’t getting’ out of this joint. Yah hear me woman?
Ingram: What a rude child! I ought to slap you.
Alexis: Oh that’s it woman! It’s on now!
[Alexis kicks Miss Ingram under the car and drives over her and through the living room]
[Miss Ingram dies]
Jane Eyre: Well done you cute little children! Here is your pay. I expect you to use it well!
[Jane kicks Miss Ingram again and again]
Jane: You had it coming be-atch. Stealing my man.
Alexis: Woo! Go Jane! Go Jane! She gave us money! Go Jane!
Paige: Moooneeey! ^______________^
Kaylie: ^________^ Jane!
Arial: ARIAL!
Paige: HUSH YOU MERMAID! YOU DON’T MATTER!
[Breaks the aquarium]
[Arial flounders around on the floor]
[Arial dies]
Kaylie: Red hair ^____^
[*Closet: 2 minutes later*]
Will: We are never going to get out of here.
Meredeth: Knock the door down!
Will: I am not standing up!
Meredeth: Just knock over the door.
Will: Why don’t you! You still have your…
[Will blushes]
Meredeth: …I don’t think it would give it I did it…besides…
Will: Yeah?
Meredeth: I am now missing my other sock ;---;
Will: T.T. Fine. Let’s do it together. If we both put force on the door it should break…
Meredeth: Okay…Totally!
Will: O||||O…Totally….O_o;;;
[Both of them kick the door]
Power Rangers S.B.D: Power Rangers! S.B.D Emergency!
[The powers Rangers fix the closet door]
Will: ;---------;
Meredeth: …Today just sucks.
Will: agreed.
[*Living Room: 3 minutes later*]
Alexis: YES! No more adult-ish people!
[Paige is swinging on the chandelier]
Paige: Nuh uh…there’s still Will and Meredeth in the closet.
Kaylie: Hide and go seek! ^____^
Alexis: Gosh! We should Soooo play that!
Kaylie: Yes! ^___^ Alexis seeks?
Alexis: Yes! You two…go hide! ^____^
[Kaylie and Paige scamper off to hide]
Alexis: 1…2…3…4
[Paige jumps in the unlocked closet with Meredeth and Will]
Alexis: 17…11…5…7…
[Kaylie hides under the bed in the master bedroom]
Alexis: 8…9…15! Ready or not here I come!
[Alexis starts her search]
[*The closet: 3 minutes later*]
Paige: O_O;;; Is someone in here?
Will: No Paige.
Paige: Will?
Meredeth: And Meredeth.
Paige: We’ve been looking for you two ^___^
Will: suureee.
Paige: Really! We have!
Will: Well you found us…
[Alexis Opens the closet door]
Alexis: Found you Paige!
Will: FREEDOM!
[Meredeth and Paige run out]
[Alexis slams the door]
Will: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I’m all-alone! ALONE!!!!
[Will hits his head against the closet door]
[The door breaks down]
[Power rangers show up]
Will: NO! NO YOU WON’T FIX THAT DOOR!
[Will goes rabid on the power rangers]
[Power rangers die]
Will: Ahahahahaha….Ahahahahaha!!! DIE! SWEET FREEDOM!
Kaylie: Ready or not! Here I come!
Will: WTF? Wait…O_o;;;
[Will hides]
Will: …I’m fully clothed? O_o;;;
[Kaylie searches]
Kaylie: teehee ^____^
Will: O_O;;;
Kaylie: I found yooou ^____^
Will: …I wasn’t playing though…
Kaylie: but I found you!
Will: I wasn’t PLAYING so you couldn’t have found me.
Kaylie: But you were hiding…and I found you.
Will: So? I wasn’t playing so it doesn’t count
Kaylie: YES IT DOES!
Will: NO IT DOESN’T!
Kaylie: It does. It does. IT DOES!!!
Will: no it doesn’t!
Kaylie: :: starts pitching a fit:: YES IT DOES!!!!!!
Will: O_o;;; NO IT DOESN’T!
[Kaylie jumps on Will and starts hitting him]
Will: IT DOESN’T COUNT!
Kaylie: WAAAHAHHHHH!!!!! IT DOES COUNT!
[Kaylie beats him into oblivion]
Will: IT DOESN’T!!!
[Kaylie wails]
Kaylie: It does!
[Kaylie bites him repeatedly]
[Will dies]
Kaylie: ^_______________^ It counts!
Will: X.X
[Kaylie skips off to find the others]
Meredeth: O_o;;; :: sneaks around::
Kaylie: teeheeeee ^____^
Meredeth: O_o;;;;;;
Kaylie: I found yoooou ^____^
Meredeth: You sure did! ^___^
Kaylie: tralalalala!
[Kaylie grabs Meredeth’s hand and both skip off to find the others]
[*Living room: 10 minutes later*]
Kaylie: I’m tired of hide and go seek…
Alexis: Me too…
Paige: I concur ^____^
Kaylie: Do you even know what, concur, means?
Paige: Yessss!!!
Kaylie: What does it mean? O_o;;;
Paige: To agree! ^___^
Alexis: Really?
Paige: Yesss ^___^
Alexis: You must’ve gotten your father’s smarts.
Meredeth: Her father? HER FATHER? I am SO smarter than that nitwit!
Alexis: Truly?
Meredeth: Truly!
Paige: I concur ^____^
Meredeth: Concur, What the crap? What’s that mean?
Paige: O_o;;; ummm…to agree.
Meredeth: O_o;;; Really?
Paige: Yes ^___^.
Meredeth: Would Will know what this word means?
Paige: Uh…Duh.
Meredeth: And how do we know?
Paige: He taught it to me!
Meredeth: …of course.
Paige: ^____________^
Meredeth: ;----; Now I am left alone with these rambunctious munchkins.
Paige/Kaylie/Alexis: MUNCHKINS WILL RULE THE WORLD!! MWAHAHAHA!!
Meredeth: what? O_o;;;
Paige: We will rulllleee ^____^.
Meredeth: No…Sarah is going to rule the world.
Sarah: Thanks Meredeth!
Meredeth: :: mumbles:: until Cara and I overthrow her and take over!
Sarah: What’s that?
Meredeth: Anything for you my master. :: rolls eyes::
Sarah: Yes! Anything for me!
Meredeth: WILL IS THE FIRST TO DIE!
Sarah: O_o;;; but I though you…
Meredeth: AHHHH!!!!!
[Meredeth Kills Sarah]
Sarah: liked…
[Sarah dies]
Meredeth: NOW I SHALL RULE THE WORLD!
Paige: :: whisper:: we can’t let that happen…we have to overthrow her!
Kaylie: But how?
Alexis: :: spots a candlestick:: I know just the way.
Meredeth: MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!
[The three munchkins sneak off and grab a candlestick]
Alexis: Follow me…
[The munchkins impale Meredeth with the candlestick]
Meredeth: I shall be avenged!!
[Meredeth dies declaring her vengeance on the munchkins]
Paige: Heck no she won’t! We own this world now!
World Leaders: You don’t own the world! You don’t even own this house!
[The world leaders glare at each other]
[They all pull out weapons]
[The house is filled with machine gun fire and bursting grenades]
[The munchkins claim the states and countries as they fall]
Paige: Okay so I get South Carolina, Maine, Georgia, Maryland, Alaska, Canada, Brazil, North Carolina,
England, North and South Dakota, Wyoming, California, and Idaho?
Kaylie: Yes, and I get…Oregon, Africa, Japan, Spain, Mexico, the rest of South America, china, Korea, and
Hawaii?
Alexis: Sure! I get the rest of the united states, France, Australia and pretty much everything else?
Kaylie/Paige: YEP!
Alexis: Now we must just agree on this ^____^
Kaylie/Alexis/Paige: Go munchkins! Go munchkins! Goooo munchkins!
[The three join hands]
[All three of them sing: Munchkins will rule the world to the tune of Fuzzy head of doom]
Dead Andy: THEY STILL MOCK MY FUZZYNESS!!!
THE END OF DOOM!
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