More Clue by: Airie-Chan Part: 2

Mel: But they broke up!

Patrick: So?

Will: O_o…Bad images

Mel: this is so wrong….

[*Upstairs*]

Nat: Think we should make them play spin the bottle?

Cara: sounds fun.

[Cara grabs a bottle and Nat’s hand]

[Both go downstairs]

[*Downstairs*]

[2 minutes later]

Nat: Hey guys!

Abbie: …

Mel: …

Patrick: …

Will: O_o….

Cara: Wanna play spin the bottle?

Abbie: O_o;;;;

Will: O_O;;;;;;;;

Patrick: -er-

Mel: I would’ve thought you two had enough of spin the bottle upstairs…

Abbie: Yeah…just tell me it wasn’t my bed…

Nat: O_o;;;;;….

[Cara giggles]

Cara: Looks like they found us out Natty.

[Nat blushes]

[Cara clings to his arm, gently]

Abbie: SO IT WAS MY BED!?

[Cara nods]

Abbie:…I am so never sleeping in that room again.

Cara: Aww…too bad

[Abbie shudders]

Nat: Anyways…Spin the bottle anyone?

[Meredeth pops up next to Will]

Will: AH! Holy crap! Meredeth how the hell did you do that?

[Meredeth screams]

Meredeth: How did I get here? Where am I?

Cara: Calm down Meredeth…You’re in Abbie’s house.

Meredeth:…Abbie?

[Abbie waves]

Cara: Anyway we were about to play spin the bottle.

[Andrew pops up next to Mel]

Mel: …wow I was just about to say we were out numbered, but…I guess now I have to play. Meh.

Cara: ANDREW! Oh My gosh! It’s been forever!

Andrew: Yeah well…college is a pain…you know…I’m almost 19 now.

Cara: Awesome! Anyway…We’re going to play spin the bottle so…everyone in a circle.

[Everyone gets into a circle]

Cara: The rules are simple…you get 5 minutes in the closet with the guy/girl it lands on. 5 minutes! Now I
get to go first.

[Cara spins the bottle and it lands on…Nat]

[Cara grits her teeth]

Nat: come on honey.

Cara: Grr.

[Cara and Nat walk into the closet]

[Door closes]

Cara: I am so not kissing you.

Nat: why? You have before.

Cara: That was different!

Nat: It’s just a little game. It won’t mean anything.

Cara: How do you know?

Nat: Because neither of feels the same anymore.

Cara: That’s a lie.

[Nat looks nervous]

Nat: It is not…

Cara: Yes it is.

Nat: Okay…so it’s a lie on my part, but you were with that other guy.

Cara: Whatever. I still have feelings for you. They might be faded and very little but they are still there.

Nat:…Great.

Cara: See? I told you we’d get into this mess.

Nat: Let’s just kiss and get this over with.

Cara: No.

Nat: Yes.

Cara: No…

Nat: Yes.

Cara: NO!

Nat: YES!

Cara: Yes!

Nat: YES!

Cara: Dammit…

[*Outside the closet*]

Abbie: O_o….What are they doing in there?

Patrick: Don’t know, but it sounds like what they did on your bed…

Meredeth: Cara?

Mel:…In the closet!?

Will: With Nat O_O;;;;

Mel: Cara?

Will: In the closet!

Meredeth: With Nat?

Will: Cara!

Meredeth: In the closet?

Mel: With Nat! :: wails::

Andrew: Wait…who is Nat?

Meredeth: …Good question…

[*In the Closet*]

Cara: I’m not going to kiss you.

Nat: Fine. I’ll just have to make you.

Cara: I’d like to see you try.

Nat: You leave me no choice!

[Nat jumps on Cara and pins her to the ground]

Cara: Holy Shit! OW!

[*Outside the closet*]

Mel: O_O;;;;;;;;;

Will: Ow….!?

Abbie: That didn’t sound too good…

Patrick: You think…he missed?

Abbie and Mel: EWW! EWW! TMI!

Andrew: Dear Gosh…

Meredeth: God must hate me right now. :: sobs::

[*Inside the closet*]

Cara: Get off of me!

Nat: No!

Cara: YES!

Nat: NO!

Cara: YES!

[Nat kisses Cara]

Cara: mmmfff!!

[Scrambles from beneath him and runs out of the closet]

Abbie: You have two more minutes! BACK IN THERE!

[Cara turns around and goes back in the closet]

Cara: Damn it…

Nat: Just let me kiss you.

Cara: Fine. Whatever. Can’t do any harm.

[Nat touches Cara’s face gently]

Cara: Nat…

Nat: Yes?

Cara: Just kiss me and get it over with.

Nat: okay.

[Nat kisses Cara]

[Nat pulls back]

Cara: Nat…

Nat: Yes?

Cara: …

Nat: hm?

Cara: Here…

[Cara hands Nat something]

Nat: What is it?

Cara: A breath mint.

[Abbie opens the closet]

Abbie: Okay! Time is up!

Cara: Thank Gosh.

[Abbie, Nat, and Cara go back to the circle]

Cara: Mel your go.

Mel: but..

Cara: GO!

Mel: okay…

[Mel spins the bottle]

[It lands on…Andrew]

Mel: O_O;;;;;;;;….

Cara: Go on you two =P…

[Mel and Andrew walk to the closet in silence]

[Door closes]

Andrew: You don’t have to do this if you don’t want to.

Mel: Are you scared?

Andrew: Yes…I’m actually very shy…

Mel: That’s nice to know.

Andrew: You scared?

Mel: Kind of…

Andrew: Then we should just talk?

Mel: I guess so…

[*Outside the closet*]

Cara: It’s pretty quiet in there…

Abbie: Yep…4 minutes left too…

Nat: hmm…

Will: heh…:: laughs nervously::

Patrick: I’ll bet they’re just talking…Mel wouldn’t kiss anyone she just met…

Cara: true…

[*Inside the closet*]

[Silence]

Mel:…

Andrew:…

[Andrew sighs]

[Andrew brings Mel closer to him and plants a soft his on her lips]

Mel: :: blushes:: What was that for?

Andrew: It was too quiet…

Mel: oh…

Andrew: And you’re too cute not to kiss. :: winks::

[Mel blushes and giggles]

Mel: How many minutes left?

Andrew: Three…

Mel: Time for another kiss? :: hopeful::

Andrew: Maybe…

[Andrew leans in and kisses Mel softly]

[Mel lets out a muffled giggle]

[Abbie opens the door]

Abbie: Okay! Time is up!

[Mel blushes]

[All three go and join the circle again]

Mel: Abbie’s turn.

Abbie: Greaat…

[Abbie spins the bottle]

[The bottle lands on Patrick]

[Abbie screams and tries to run]

[Mel and Cara grab her]

[Nat and Andrew grab Patrick]

[They are dragged off to the closet and shoved in]

[Door closes and locks]

[Silence]

Patrick: Abbie…

Abbie: No.

Patrick: Come on…

Abbie: NO.

Patrick: They’re right outside the door listening to us.

Abbie: So?

Patrick: Five minutes is up.

Abbie: They should let us out then.

Cara: Nope! Kiss him first.

Abbie: I hate you.

Cara: You’ll hate my more when the lock jams.

Abbie: Fine! I’ll kiss him…

[Abbie kisses Patrick]

Abbie: Happy?

[Cara tries to open the door]

Cara: uh oh…

Abbie: UH OH? UH OH WHAT!?

Cara: The lock is jammed.

Abbie: WHAT!? CARA YOU LET ME OUT RIGHT NOW!

[Abbie screams and pounds on the door]

Cara: I can’t…

[Abbie wails and pitches a fit killing Patrick in the process]

[Patrick dies]

Abbie: THIS ISN’T FAIR! LET ME OUT!

[Cara opens the door]

[Abbie runs upstairs]

Cara: Well that was fun.

Nat: Now…:: smirks and winks at Cara::

[Cara grabs Meredeth and shoves her in the closet]

[Nat grabs will and shoves him in the closet on top of Meredeth]

Will: UNFAIR TREATMENT!

[Door shuts]

Meredeth:…I don’t like closets…And that dead guy is scaring me…

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[20 minutes later]

Cara: Just kiss her once Will, and we’ll let you out.

Will: I can’t do it…

Nat: Aww the little baby is nervous?

Will: Okay that’s not fair!

Cara: Then kiss her.

Will: Fine then! I will!

[Will turns to Meredeth]

Will: I am so sorry.

[Will kisses Meredeth]

Meredeth:…Great…

Will: I’m sorry…

Meredeth: No it’s okay.

Will: Let us out now?

Cara: Hmm….Maybe…

Will: YOU PROMISED! I kissed her…

Cara: one more time?

Will: No you promised! Let us out…

Meredeth: Just listen to her…

Will: No, she has to keep her pro-

[Meredeth kisses Will]

Meredeth: There…Let us out.

[Nat opens the door]

Cara: Now was that so hard?

Meredeth: Diet coke?

Cara: Kitchen.

Meredeth: Kitchen?

Cara: Ugh come on.

[Cara leads everyone into the kitchen]

[Cara gives Meredeth a diet coke]

Will: You know those things are going to kill you.

Meredeth: No they wont.

[Meredeth takes a sip of coke]

Meredeth: see?

Will: Okay maybe no-

[Meredeth dies]

Will: Told you so.

Cara: Oh well…Diet Coke anyone?

[Cara gulps one down]

[Everyone backs away slowly]

[Cara tosses the can aside and bounces happily after the others]

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Cara: Abbie hasn’t come down from her room. I’m worried.

Mel: Don’t be…she’s probably still upset about killing Patrick.

Will: Yeah…

Andrew: O_o…You people are insane.

[*Upstairs*]

Abbie: Gosh…They actually did that on a bed as small as mine?

[Abbie shudders]

[Ninja appears and cuts Abbie’s head off with a Katana]

[Abbie dies]

[Ninja’s cell phone rings]

Person: Can you hear me now?

Ninja: um…what?

Person: Good

[Click]

Ninja: -er-…

Phone: beep beep beep beep beeep…

[Ninja hangs up phone]

[Ninja shrugs and disappears]

[*Outside*]

[Ninja’s cell rings again]

Ninja: Hello?

Person: Did you kill the kid?

Ninja: Yes.

[Click]

[*At the kid’s house*]

Kid: Hello? Still alive…

The Moral of this story: Check the address twice.

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Andrew: Should we check on her?

Mel: Nah she just needs some time to cool off.

Cara: Yeah…

Will: humph.

Nat: Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall…

Cara: Humpty Dumpty had a great fall

Mel: And all the kings’ horses…

Andrew: And all the kings’ men…

Will: …couldn’t put Humpty together again.

Cara: well that was awkward…

Nat: What was?

Cara: That bird…

Nat: Okay?

[Nat slides his hand over and touches Cara’s]

[Cara slaps Nat]

Nat: Ow! Gosh.

[Cara glares and goes upstairs]

Mel: Where are you going?

Cara: to check on Abbie.

Mel: Wait for me!

[Mel goes with Cara]

[The guys stare at eachother]

Nat: soooo….

Andrew: sooo…?

Nat: Did you really kiss my sister?

Andrew: Twice actually.

Nat: Nice.

Andrew: :: shrug:: I guess.

Nat: Is she not a good kisser?

Andrew: She’s a fine kisser. I just miss someone else…

Nat: Got a girlfriend back home?

Andrew: Nah she broke up with me.

Nat: Cara broke up with me.

Andrew: Ah. So you two are Ex-lovers?

Nat: Yep

Andrew: You happy being single?

Nat: Kinda.

Andrew: But part of you wants to be with other girls?

Nat: You could say that.

Will: :: mumble:: All of him wants to be with Cara.

Nat: HUSH!

Andrew: Ahh….do you still like your ex?

Nat: Kinda…

Andrew: There is no kinda…

Nat: Yeah there is.

Andrew: You two actually…do that when you were together?

[Nat is quiet]

Andrew: Ah.

Nat: You?

[Andrew is quiet]

Nat: ohh.

Will: AM I THE ONLY VIRGIN HERE!?

Nat: Beside Mel…Yep.

Will: Well that’s a good thing cause the virgin always dies la-

[Will dies]

Nat:…

Andrew: Okay now that was creepy.

Nat: And obviously he was wrong.

Andrew: So…we’re both really virgins right?

Nat: Of course.

Andrew: Poor Sucker.

Nat: Exactly. :: laughs::

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[Mel and Cara run downstairs screaming]

[Cara clings to Nat and starts wailing]

Nat: Woah…woah…what is it?

Cara: Abbie left us here!

Mel: Meh. She didn’t even leave a note for us.

Cara: Where’d Will go?

Nat: No idea.

Andrew: One second he was talking about being the only virgin then the next he just…left…

Mel: Wait…I thought I was a virgin…

[Everyone is silent]

Mel: And aren’t you guys virgins?

[Everyone stays silent]

Mel: I KISSED SOMEONE WHO ISN’T…UGH!

[Mel grabs a candle stick and glares at Andrew]

Andrew: Woah, Woah…Mel we can talk about this…

Mel: NO TALKING! KILL NOW!

[Mel beats him with the silver candle stick until he dies]

Mel: AHAHAHAAA!!!

Nat: I KNOW WHO DID IT!

Cara: O_O…WHO!?

Nat: It was Mel in the study with the Candle stick!

Mel: And I would’ve gotten away with it! If it wasn’t for you meddling kids.

[Cops come and arrest Mel]

Nat: Well, tonight was pretty fun…

Cara: Yeah….

[Cara stretches out and lays her head in Nat’s lap]

Nat: I thought our relationship was strictly business.

Cara: That was before everyone else left.

Nat: hmm. :: laughs::

[Nat leans down to kiss Cara]

[Cara puts a finger to his lips]

Cara: Breath mint?

Nat: Fine…

[Nat pops a mint in his mouth]

Cara: now…

[Cara closes the distance between them]

Ben: OKAY YOU TWO! UP!

Cara: WTF!

Nat: I thought you were dead!

Cara: Yeah…we saw you spontaneously combust!

Ben: Oh put a sock in it barbie! I staged my death!

[Cara and Nat gasp]

Cara: No!

Nat: You’re the killer!

Ben: That’s right! All those deaths!

[Ben smiles evilly]


Ben: At the beginning I planted that bug because I knew, if given the chance, Cara would cling to Andy.
Thus cutting off his circulation and killing him!

Nat: That was you?

Ben: YES! And I knew you and will would end up insulting eachother, so I put something in your drool that would burn Livi’s arm off!

Cara: Oh no!

Ben: Oh yes! And I also asked how you do CPR because I knew Nat would be dumb enough to ask You
over and over to repeat it. And I knew Axel would stop him because…Axel just so happens to have feelings for Cara! And just because he didn’t want to come out and say it he would take Nat’s place as the CPR dummy!

Cara: THE HORROR!

Ben: And I also knew Cara would kiss him and Nat would freak out! So then being his idiot self he would try to revive the Axel who wasn’t really dead! Killing him in the process!

Nat: I’m not that stupid ;_;…

Ben: Whatever. And I also knew the same namers would get into it! And that Shan would have a gun on him to kill Shanon with! Ash turning into a donut was rather unexpected, But I knew Cara would’ve dumped water on her! Making her melt like a witch! Then since Ash was a donut I called my friend the Jolly Green Giant in for a favor.

Cara: You made him crush Ash!

Ben: Exactly! And I also planted that truck to hit Nick! Because I knew Abbie would freak out about you
being gone!

Cara: O_o;;;

Ben: YES! Then I knew Peter would notice things and Magi would throw that little witch Amanda at him! Killing her in the process!

Nat: Why not kill Peter with Amanda though?

Ben: Because I had all ready called up FoS to turn him into a peach! And I had all ready planted the Hamsters, which worked as a double death for Magi!

Cara: then you also knew they’d go through my purse?

Ben: Yes, when Ant tried to get me off of Mel in the dark I knew he’d accidentally grab something he wasn’t supposed to so I put the purse in Mel’s hand. I knew they’d go through it, because it was your purse. So as they dumped everything on the floor I carefully planted a poison needle that would prick David when he reached for them and I took the gun off safety because I knew Mel would throw the purse and that the gun would go off…Killing Rick!

Nat & Cara: …

Ben: And I also knew that Shan would go insane once I slipped beer into his oatmeal! Which also in turn would kill Chip and Billy! Then I called Inky to come wing through the house, which I knew would drive Anthony insane, then I called Rachel and brainwashed her so she could kill Anthony!

Cara:…O_O;;;

Ben: Then I also knew Mel would be upset and kill Rachel. That’s when I realized Ryan would leave! So I put a land mine in the back yard! It blew him sky high! Then I also knew you and Nat would get bored and want to play spin the bottle. So I made sure that when Abbie spun the bottle it would land on Patrick. I also made sure the lock would stick. Why? Because I knew Abbie would go insane, killing Patrick in the process! Then I knew you and Nat, knowing Will had a crush on Meredeth and Cara knowing something about Meredeth would push them in the closet…and after kissing Meredeth would be in need of a coke to calm her nerves. I put poison in that coke, killing her immediately! Then I knew Nat and Andrew would be mean to Will and Lie about their virginity and then from beneath the house, I killed will with a poison topped needle when he laughed and bragged about Virgins dying last! Then I knew Andrew would tell Mel and that she would flip out and kill him with the weapon I planted in order to achieve this!

Cara: You’re Evil.

Ben: Yes I am an Evil Criminal Mastermind.

Nat: Wait…that doesn’t explain how Abbie died…

Ben: That’s easy…I dressed in a Ninja costume and cut her head off because it sounded cool at the time!

Nat:…You are evil!

Ben: YESS!! BWAHAHAAAA!!

[Nat and Cara look at each other and shrug]

[Both leave]

Cara: Did you get the confession on tape?

Nat: Of course.

Cara: Jump

[Cara presses a button and the house blows up]

Cara: There goes our criminal Master mind

[Nat and Cara stand up from the rubble and walk away into the sunlight]

[Random South Park person appears]

Random South Park Person: ONG! You killed Benny!