urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:clue_fanClue OficiallnessDooms day is finally here.clue_fan2005-07-25T13:17:47Zurn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:clue_fan:1088Clue 32005-07-25T13:17:47Z2005-07-25T13:17:47ZKeane-Can't stop now.<b><u>Clue 3</b></u><br /><br />Cara: Welcome, Welcome. You are on my turf now! Welcome to the Morgan home of Evile! The clue night at my househ! <br /><br />Abbie:….We’re all gonna die.<br /><br />Peter: DUH!<br /><br />Everyone: Shhh!!<br /><br />Cara: Awww Abbie it’s a new house. <br /><br />Liz: Yes, and mom said that there has to be parental supervision… <br /><br />Cara: I see no parent here…<br /><br />[Liz glares]<br /><br />Cara: …oh…oh yeah!<br /><br />[Cara whispers to Abbie.]<br /><br />Nat: Meh this is so boring!<br /><br />Mel: I don’t think so…we’re not at Abbie’s for once…oh happy day!<br /><br />[Cara flips a switch]<br /><br />Andy: The lights are out remember?<br /><br />Cara: …no…I don’t remember!<br /><br />Andy: They’re always out. Use your mind.<br /><br />Cara: ….you’re a piece of work Andy, a real character. <br /><br />[Andy rolls his eyes]<br /><br />---------------------------JJJJJJJJJ-----------------------------<br /><br />[15 minutes later]<br /><br />Cara: Okay….hand me the Crisco and the pliers!<br /><br />Nat: Abbie’s house was safer! <br /><br />Cara: It’s not the toilet’s fault you got your foot stuck in it. <br /><br />Nat: it is too!<br /><br />Cara: is not.<br /><br />[Cara puts Crisco on his foot] <br /><br />Nat: is too.<br /><br />Cara: is not.<br /><br />[Cara yanks his foot out] <br /><br />Nat: Is..OW!<br /><br />Cara: poor baby!<br /><br />Nat: You’re a real meanie…you know that? <br /><br />Cara: Yup!<br /><br />Tristan:…did you get him out yet?<br /><br />Cara: Yes…<br /><br />Tristan: good…now shoo. <br /><br />Cara: Woah, woah…that’s MY toilet….go use the one downstairs. <br /><br />Tristan: Fine. Gosh…<br /><br />Cara: That was annoying.<br /><br />Mel: I can’t believe you got your foot stuck in the toilet. You idiot…<br /><br />Nat: :: glares:: Just hush.<br /><br />[Nat tries to walk out of the bathroom]<br /><br />Cara: NOOO!!! NO! Not on my carpet. Shoes and pants off…NOW!<br /><br />Nat: But….But….Um…<br /><br />[Cara shoos everyone away]<br /><br />Cara: Now! Off!<br /><br />Nat: O_o;;;; :: blush:: Um…<br /><br />[Cara growls]<br /><br />Nat: WAH! :: takes shoes and pants off::<br /><br />Cara: now stay there. I’ll get you something of my sister’s…maybe my brother’s O_o;;<br /><br />[Cara rushes off]<br /><br />Mel: …What are you doing?<br /><br />Cara: Getting Nat something else to wear…<br /><br />Mel: Out of your sister’s closet?<br /><br />Cara:…Would you rather he wore my brother’s clothing?<br /><br />Mel: Good point…<br /><br />Cara: Aha! Liz’s Pajama pants!<br /><br />Mel: -er-…why not just let him wear those pants in your closet, the unisex ones?<br /><br />Cara: -er-…those are like…my favorite pants! Besides…he um…wont fit those…they might be rather baggy…<br /><br />Mel: So?<br /><br />Cara: Fine…<br /><br />[Cara takes those pants out of her closet and rushes back to Nat]<br /><br />Nat: O_o;;; Um…aren’t those kind of…big?<br /><br />Cara: You like big yes?<br /><br />Nat: Sometimes? <br /><br />[Cara throws the pants at him]<br /><br />Cara: I have a face you know.<br /><br />Nat: Huh? O_o;;;; Oh…O_o;;;;<br /><br />Cara: Men… :: walks off:: <br /><br />O_o;;;;O_o;;;O_o;;;O_o;;;O_o;;;O_o;;;;;ooooooooooooO_o;;;;O_o;;;;O_o;;;;O_o;;;;O_o;;;;<br /><br />[10 minutes later]<br /><br />[Nat comes back downstairs]<br /><br />Cara: I told you the pants would be huge Mel…<br /><br />Mel: What? When?<br /><br />Cara: When you told me to get them for him…<br /><br />Mel: I never said that…<br /><br />Nat: I like these pants.<br /><br />Cara: Yes you did! I like them too…my favorite pants…<br /><br />Nat: These are yours?<br /><br />Cara: Yep…<br /><br />Nat:…O_o;;;;<br /><br />Cara: Don’t give me that look! Mel told me to!<br /><br />Mel: I was down here! <br /><br />Cara: O_o;;; but you told me to!<br /><br />Mel: Okay…I told you to…O_o;;;<br /><br />Nat: Oookay…these pants are comfortable, but I’m starting to feel kind of…<br /><br />Cara: They’ve been washed…<br /><br />Nat: But they’re yours…<br /><br />Cara: I just washed them yesterday. <br /><br />Nat: They’re yours…I’m wearing girl pants!<br /><br />Cara: Unisex…Actually…they’re guy pants ::laughs:: I never liked girl pants O_o;;<br /><br />Tristen: Can you say tomboy?<br /><br />Liz: I wear guy’s pants all the time…<br /><br />Tristen: Exactly.<br /><br />Liz: What’s that supposed to mean?<br /><br />Tristen: Exactly what I said…<br /><br />Liz: Well that’s rude. <br /><br />Tristan: Um….Just kill him then?<br /><br />Tristen: Kill me? You’re the one who needs to be dead!<br /><br />Tristan: No I don’t! At least I’m not a glowing haired little kid!<br /><br />Tristen: I’ll increase the shine powuh!<br /><br />[Tristen aims his hair at Tristan and blinds him]<br /><br />Peter: And again…something completely insane happens.<br /><br />[Tristen attacks Tristan and beats him up]<br /><br />Tristan: AH! GET HIM OFF OF ME! I CAN’T SEE!!!<br /><br />Tristen: Hush!! You evil…person!<br /><br />[Cara grabs a gun]<br /><br />Nat: O_O;;; Aren’t those illegal!?<br /><br />Cara: No! XD This is a browning not a sawed off shotgun…Wait…SHH!<br /><br />Nat: :: puts his hand of his hip:: I know guns. That’s a sawed off…<br /><br />[Cara cocks it and aims it at him]<br /><br />Nat: Okay, OKAY! It’s a Browning! O_o;;;;;<br /><br />Cara: I knew you’d see it my way.<br /><br />Nat: :: mumble::<br /><br />[Turns and aims at Tristen]<br /><br />Cara: I can’t see which one is which…oh well!<br /><br />[Shoots]<br /><br />[Everyone stares]<br /><br />[Smoke goes away]<br /><br />[Tristan dies]<br /><br />Cara: Looks like I missed…<br /><br />Tristen: Yes! Very ba-<br /><br />[Tristen dies]<br /><br />Cara: Two birds with one stone! <br /><br />Peter: Annnd again.<br /><br />[][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][]<br /><br />[30 minutes later]<br /><br />Nat: I’m hungry…<br /><br />Anthony: So is everyone else…<br /><br />Cara: I’m not…<br /><br />Andy: but we are!<br /><br />Cara: Fine….what do you want?<br /><br />Will: What do you have…<br /><br />Cara: Why don’t you come with me and find out. Everyone else can stay here…<br /><br />[Will and Cara walk off]<br /><br />[Nat glares]<br /><br />Axel: O_o;; Meh.<br /><br />[*In the kitchen*]<br /><br />Cara: Will! I barely have anything…<br /><br />Will: Um…a fully stocked black refrigerator…and full cabinets…what do you mean nothing?<br /><br />Cara: I don’t want to cook…<br /><br />Will: But you have an awesome stove and two ovens! Come on! They’re so cool!<br /><br />Cara: What if I burn the house down?<br /><br />Will: I thought you said you could cook though…<br /><br />Cara: Yeah, cakes, cookies, cornbread and macaroni…<br /><br />Will: Are they edible? <br /><br />Cara: …You’re an ass.<br /><br />Will: Thank you!<br /><br />Cara: Just help me cook…<br /><br />Nat: :: comes into the kitchen:: Is everything okay in here?<br /><br />Cara: O_o;;; :: panics and kisses Will::<br /><br />Will: O_O!! Mmmmfff!! :: struggles:: <br /><br />Nat: O_o;;; ummmm…<br /><br />[Nat leaves]<br /><br />[Cara pulls away]<br /><br />Cara: Okay…I’m sorry…I panicked…<br /><br />Will: :: gets a rag and starts scrubbing his face::<br /><br />Cara: at least your first kiss was Meredeth…<br /><br />Will: …<br /><br />Cara: That got your attention. <br /><br />Will: You’re evil…<br /><br />Cara: Thank you! =D<br /><br />Will: I hate you.<br /><br />Cara: Aw, you’re just saying that. Now go back out there and bring me Mel, Abbie, and Livi…<br /><br />Will: Why?<br /><br />Cara: One, Abbie and Livi cook…<br /><br />Will: O_o;;; Why do you want Mel? For her to poison US!?<br /><br />Cara: Mel makes good….-er-….company…<br /><br />Will: In our time of death!<br /><br />Cara: Will…<br /><br />Will: I’ll get Livi and Abbie.<br /><br />Cara: GET ME MEL, LIVI AND ABBIE OR ELSE!<br /><br />Will: Or else what?<br /><br />Cara: I’ll stuff you in the stove.<br /><br />Will: Riiight.<br /><br />Cara: :: growl::<br /><br />[Cara shoves Will in the stove]<br /><br />Will: NOOO!! Cara we can talk about this!<br /><br />[Cara preheats it to 400]<br /><br />Will: PLEASE!?<br /><br />Cara: Why? <br /><br />Will: I want to be raw! Just please let me out of here…IT BURNS!<br /><br />Cara: You expect us to eat you raw?<br /><br />Will: WHAT!?<br /><br />Cara: Kidding!<br /><br />[Cara hits clear on the stove and Will breaks out] <br /><br />Will: I CAN BREATHE!<br /><br />Cara: I forgot I had to preheat before I cooked you! ^________^;;<br /><br />[Will runs out screaming]<br /><br />Will: ABBIE, LIVI! MEL! KITCHEN!<br /><br />[Will clings to Meredeth and cries]<br /><br />Meredeth: O_o;;;;;;; GAH!<br /><br />[*In kitchen*]<br /><br />Abbie: Why do you need us?<br /><br />Livi: Yesh<br /><br />Cara: To cook!<br /><br />Abbie: Okay, Cara…I understand Livi and me…but…-er-…Mel?<br /><br />Cara: for good measure.<br /><br />Mel: Good measure? I can’t measure! >.<<br /><br />Cara: …Ooookaaay…<br /><br />Abbie: We’re all gonna die.<br /><br />Cara: O_o;;;; Nuh uh!<br /><br />[Cara opens the stove of doom and puts Pizza rolls in] <br /><br />Cara: See? Everyone loves pizza rolls and nothing can go wrong =D<br /><br />DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMEHH!!!!<br /><br />[25 minutes later]<br /><br />Mel: Okay guys! Cara cooked pizza rolls ^_____^<br /><br />[everyone cheers]<br /><br />[Mel hands out pizza rolls]<br /><br />[Nat stares at it and sniffs it]<br /><br />Nat: Cara…is this edible?<br /><br />Cara: of course! ^______^<br /><br />[Nat takes a bite; everyone watches]<br /><br />[Nat chokes]<br /><br />[Nat dies]<br /><br />Will: I TOLD YOU! I TOLD YOU!<br /><br />Meredeth: O_o;;; Will…-er-…<br /><br />[Will kicks over a chair]<br /><br />Cara: THAT WAS MY MOM’S CHAIR!<br /><br />Will: I TOLD YOU IF SHE WERE IN THERE WE’D ALL DIE!<br /><br />Cara: That was an accident thought…<br /><br />Will: ACCIDENT? ACCIDENT! I’LL SHOW YOU ACCIDENT!<br /><br />Cara: O_o;;;<br /><br />[Will Attacks Mel]<br /><br />Abbie: HOLY CRAP! MEL!<br /><br />Andy: Dude…it wasn’t her fault…Cara cooked them…<br /><br />[Mel bites Will’s nose]<br /><br />[Will screams in agony]<br /><br />[Will starts to strangle Mel]<br /><br />[no one moves]<br /><br />Peter: -er-…Will? YOU’RE GOING TO KILL HER!<br /><br />Will: GWAHAAHAHAAHA!!! <br /><br />Andy: Um….it’s still Cara who cooked them…<br /><br />Ben: AWESOME! Pizza rolls!<br /><br />[Ben eats like…5]<br /><br />[Will stops trying to kill Mel]<br /><br />[everyone watches Ben]<br /><br />Ben: Niice! =D<br /><br />[Ben walks off]<br /><br />Mel: :: coughs and wheezes:: See…wasn’t me…<br /><br />[Mel Dies] <br /><br />Andy: Still…Cara’s fault…<br /><br />Abbie: …DARN IT!<br /><br />Will: O_o;;; oops.<br /><br />Livi: Now you face…THE WRATH OF ABBIE!<br /><br />[Abbie attacks Will]<br /><br />[Abbie hits his head against the ground]<br /><br />Liz: Abbie…I don’t think that’s very nice…<br /><br />Abbie: Where were you when he…sent Mel away!?<br /><br />Liz: I was reading this book darn it! CAN’T I READ MY BOOK!?<br /><br />[Abbie stops choking Will]<br /><br />[everyone backs away from Liz and runs into the living room] <br /><br />Andrew: Gosh Cara…I don’t ever remember your sister being this scary.<br /><br />Cara: that was before college.<br /><br />Everyone: ohhhhhhh.<br /><br />Will: Wait…how can she read without lights?<br /><br />Liz: I’m a vampire!<br /><br />Abbie: O_o;;<br /><br />Ashley: I want a donut…<br /><br />Cara: We haff none…<br /><br />Ashley: NO DONUTS?<br /><br />Cara: no…<br /><br />[Ashley turns into the incredible…-er-…donut…thing]<br /><br />Ashley: Grrwwwaaarrr!<br /><br />Cara: eep…<br /><br />Abbie: Anyone got a donut?<br /><br />[Everyone shakes their head no]<br /><br />[Ashley knocks down the wall and heads for the grocery store]<br /><br />Cara: O_o;; Oh hey! Wait! That’s an electric…<br /><br />[The fence electrocutes Ashley]<br /><br />Cara: fence…<br /><br />[Ashley dies]<br /><br />Andy: Fried donut!<br /><br />Abbie: Aren’t donuts already fried?<br /><br />[Ben comes downstairs eating a box of donuts]<br /><br />Ben: YUM!<br /><br />[Everyone’s jaw drops]<br /><br />9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999<br /><br />[15 minutes later]<br /><br />[TV flicks on]<br /><br />Andy: Cara…didn’t the electricity go out?<br /><br />Cara: After Ashley and the fence…no doubt…<br /><br />Andy: odd…<br /><br />Anthony: I concur…<br /><br />Smokie: Nyaaaaaa<br /><br />Axel: AH AH!! A CAT A CAT!!! :: runs away and hits the TV::<br /><br />[Someone with black hair starts crawling out]<br /><br />Axel: NOOOOOOO!!!! It’s a repeat of the ring!! <br /><br />[Axel Backs away from the TV]<br /><br />[Black haired lady grabs his ankles and pulls him towards her]<br /><br />Cara: NO! BACK OFF! <br /><br />[Cara grabs Axel’s wrists and proceeds to fight over him wiff the evil lady of doom]<br /><br />Abbie: :: snickers:: he deserves it.<br /><br />[Ben eats snickers]<br /><br />Abbie: O_o;;<br /><br />Peter: Abbie that’s a bad attitude to have!<br /><br />Abbie: Oookay…<br /><br />Amy Lee: Oh goodness. Thanks so much! I was stuck in the TV with some guy named Stephen Christian.<br /><br />Axel: OMG! AMY LEE! I LOVE YOU!<br /><br />Cara: :: growls:: <br /><br />[Cara lets go of Axel]<br /><br />[Stephen Christian appears]<br /><br />Cara: OMG! STEPHEN CHRISTIAN! I LOVE YOU!!!<br /><br />Stephen Christian: :: smiles:: <br /><br />[Abbie, Livi and Liz faint]<br /><br />[Cara giggles and glomps Stephen Christian]<br /><br />Stephen Christian: Heh…Um…can you get off of me…Please?<br /><br />Cara: oh yes sir! <br /><br />[Cara gets up]<br /><br />Cara: I just sooooo Can’t believe you’re in my house…RIGHT NOW!<br /><br />Stephen: Yeah well…somehow we got stuck in your TV I Guess…Some black haired girl put us there…<br /><br />Cara: …OH SHIT!<br /><br />Peter: What did I say about swearing!?<br /><br />Cara: Sorry Peter, but…SHE’S GOING TO KILL US ALL!<br /><br />[Amy Lee turns around and smiles, fangs bared] <br /><br />[Cara’s mouth opens wide and she points]<br /><br />Cara: HOLY SHI….<br /><br />[Peter glares]<br /><br />Cara: CRAP! SHE HAS LIKE….OMG SHE’S A SIREN!<br /><br />Amy Lee: Excuse me? I prefer Face sucking Zombie…not Siren that is sooooo outdated.<br /><br />Axel: What?<br /><br />Cara: Axel get away from her! She’s not the real Amy Lee!<br /><br />Abbie: That means…<br /><br />Cara: WAAAH!!! <br /><br />[Turns around]<br /><br />[Stephen Christian has out a sword]<br /><br />Cara: O_O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;<br /><br />Livi: WHAT IS GOING ON!?<br /><br />Emery: I need a hero! I’m holding out for a hero till the end of the night…<br /><br />[Cara pounces on Axel and both roll away]<br /><br />[A bright light shines and everyone shields their eyes]<br /><br />[Pixels fly through the air]<br /><br />[Everyone opens his or her eyes and stares at the big whole in Cara’s floor]<br /><br />Cara: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! STEPHEN!!!!<br /><br />Stephen Christian: You’ll see me someday. At my concert…where I’m safe from you…on stage…<br /><br />Cara: I’LL BE WAITING!<br /><br />Abbie: O_o;;;;;;<br /><br />Patrick: Well that was rather boring…<br /><br />Andy: Hey…I agree with you…<br /><br />Anthony: I concur…<br /><br />Cara: GOSH! STOP SAYING WORDS I DON’T UNDERSTAND!<br /><br />Will: O_o;;;<br /><br />[Cara takes out a gun and shoots Anthony]<br /><br />[Anthony dies]<br /><br />Rick: That was kind of wrong…<br /><br />Cara: What?<br /><br />Rick: What does concur mean?<br /><br />Will: It means…<br /><br />[Cara aims gun at him]<br /><br />Will: Actually…I don’t know…<br /><br />[][][[][][][][][][][][[[[]][][][][][][]]]]][[][][[][][][][[][][][][][[[[[][][][][[][][[][][][][][]]]]]][][][][][][][][][][]<br /><br />[2 minutes later]<br /><br />[Kaylie pops up]<br /><br />Peter: O_o;;; KAYLIE!<br /><br />Kaylie: Oh Ny Goshiness! It’s Kaylie! :D <br /><br />Will: Childrens of doom…<br /><br />[Paige pops up]<br /><br />Will: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!<br /><br />Meredeth: Who are these people?<br /><br />Kaylie: =O You have pretty red hair!<br /><br />Meredeth: Um…Okay?<br /><br />[Paige bounces around]<br /><br />Paige: =D Bunnies!! BUNNIES! I’M A BUNNY!<br /><br />Cara: Will…Please Tell me she took her medication…<br /><br />Will: …Wish I could…<br /><br />Cara: ….AH! Now her and Kaylie…O_o;;;; They’re going to be insane!!<br /><br />Paige: BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY!! =D=D<br /><br />[Kaylie attacks Meredeth]<br /><br />Will: Why children shouldn’t come to clue night…<br /><br />Paige: Willll!!! Look Look I learned a new trick!<br /><br />[Page starts swinging from the chandelier]<br /><br />Cara: =[] GET HER DOWN!<br /><br />Will: I’m trying!<br /><br />[Will tries to pull Paige off the Chandelier] <br /><br />Will: LET GO PAIGE! <br /><br />[Paige let’s go]<br /><br />[Both fall to the ground]<br /><br />Will: GAH!<br /><br />Cara: good thing it’s only Paige >.<<br /><br />Kaylie: AND KAYLIE!<br /><br />Cara: And Kaylie…<br /><br />Abbie: Kaaaylie…<br /><br />Kaylie: Kaylie!<br /><br />Cara: O_o;;;;; Well…it could be worse…<br /><br />[Alexis pops up]<br /><br />[Cara falls to her knees]<br /><br />Cara: NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br /><br />Alexis: …:: sniffle::<br /><br />Kaylie: =O!<br /><br />Paige: Hiii!! I’m Paige! =D<br /><br />Alexis: Hi…<br /><br />Cara: :: wails::<br /><br />Paige: Your hair is straight like mines. I like it ^_____^<br /><br />Kaylie: But it’s not red…<br /><br />Paige: Doesn’t matter…it’s straight! <br /><br />Kaylie: But…Red hair is the best!<br /><br />Paige: Yeah…I like my red hair too ^____^<br /><br />Kaylie: It’s more of strawberry blonde though…<br /><br />Paige: You’re a red head and this girl is a blonde….I’m both! =D<br /><br />Kaylie: That’s kind of cool….<br /><br />Will: O_O;;;; I think they’re plotting against us. <br /><br />Cara: Or just talking about hair…<br /><br />[Everyone movies away slowly]<br /><br />[10 minutes later (upstairs in Cara’s room)]<br /><br />Abbie: How about some music?<br /><br />[Cara flips on Stereo and Evanescence plays] <br /><br />[Axel screams and starts rocking back and forth]<br /><br />Axel: Face sucking zombie sirens of doom!!! ;_;<br /><br />Cara: O_o;;; Oooookay. <br /><br />Abbie: Good music?<br /><br />Peter: Like Mat Kearny!<br /><br />[Abbie winces]<br /><br />Meredeth: Greenday.<br /><br />Ben: Linkin Park!<br /><br />Cara: Oookay…how about no…let’s listen to the pixies <br /><br />[Everyone groans]<br /><br />Cara: Oh come on! <br /><br />[Cara puts Pixies in]<br /><br />Pixies: oooooooooooo stop! <br /><br />Cara: YAY!!! :: claps::<br /><br />Pixies: With your feet in the air and your head on the ground Try this trick and spin it, yeah Your head <br />will collapse But there's nothing in it And you'll ask yourself….<br /><br />[Cara sings loudly and off key while doing the chicken dance]<br /><br />Cara/Pixies: Where is my miiind? Where is my miiind? Where is my miiiiiiinnnnd?<br /><br />Abbie: -er- exactly…O_o;;; Where is her mind…?<br /><br />Cara/Pixies: Way out in the water See it swimmin'<br /><br />Pixies: I was swimmin' in the Caribbean Animals were hiding behind the rock Except the little fish<br /><br />But they told me, he swears Trying' to talk to me to me to me<br /><br />Cara/Pixies: Whereee is my miiiiiiiiinnd? Where is my miiiiiiiiiinnnd? Where is my miiiiiiiiiiiind?<br /><br />Abbie: I’m scared….Peter…hold me…<br /><br />Peter: O_o;;;;;; -er-….why?<br /><br />Abbie: :: sweatdrop:: Nevermind….I said nothing…<br /><br />Peter: oookay O_o;;;<br /><br />Cara/Pixies: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay out in the water see it swimmin’!!<br /><br />Pixies: With your feet in the air and your head on the ground Try this trick and spin it, yeah<br /><br />Your head will collapse If there's nothing in it And you'll ask yourself<br /><br />Cara/Pixies: WHERE ISH MY MIND!!? WHERE IS MY MIIIIIINNNND!!! WHERE IS MY <br /><br />MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNND!!!!!!!<br /><br />Pixies: Ooooh With your feet in the air and your head on the ground Ooooh Try this trick and spin it, yeah<br />Ooooh…Ooooh.<br /><br />Cara: awwww it’s over. GOTTA PLAY IT AGAIN!<br /><br />Everyone: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!<br /><br />[Andrew and Will tackle Cara.]<br /><br />[Abbie puts in a Krystal Meyers CD]<br /><br />Cara: BUT THE PIXIES! OF DOOOOM!!! OF DOOOOOOM!!!!! ;_;<br /><br />Peter: Aww…Krystal Meyers? I wanted Kearney…. <br /><br />Abbie: NEVUH!!!!!! <br /><br />Peter: Woah…Abbie…Okay O_o;;;; Calm down…<br /><br />[Cara is forced into a straight jacket and put in a corner]<br /><br />Cara: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! ;_; THE PIXIES! THEY GIVE ME CANDY!<br /><br />Will: It would appear she is suffering from a rare disease called superrobotmonkeyteamhyperforcego!<br /><br />Livi: Isn’t that a show on Toon Disney?<br /><br />Will: It’s also the name of this disease so SHUSH!!!<br /><br />Livi: but….<br /><br />Abbie: HUSH! It’s Krystal Meyers! <br /><br />Cara: OF DOOOOM!!! ;______;<br /><br />Krystal Meyers: It’s All around, pressure from my so-called friends, it’s all around I’m measured by some <br />stupid trend. It’s all around everyone is just like them. It’s all around it’s all around it’s all around. <br />Abbie: Naaaah Reflections of you is much better ^____________^<br /><br />Kyrstal Meyers: I spent my time trying to find a way to lose your shadow, I shut you out I let you down. How could I be so shallow? I never thought of the consequences until the water was over my head. All along I’ve build these walls and now I’m gonna let them fall. I’m seeing for the first time the changes on the inside shining through. Your love is the reason I’m alive, so as I live my life in everything I do, I hope you see reflections of you. You watched me make all my mistakes and you always took me back. Time and again you were my friend, show me how to be like that. I wanna love you the way you love me I wanna learn to forgive and forget. All alone I’ve built these walls I’m breaking free, let them fall. I’m seeing on the outside the changes on the inside shining through. Your love is the reason I’m alive, so as I live my life, in everything I do, I hope you see reflections of you. I know that I’m not perfect, but in your eyes you see something more. In everything I do I hope you see reflections of you. I’m seeing on the outside the changes on the inside shining through. Your love is the reason I’m alive so as I live my life, in everything I do, in everything I do, I hope you see reflections of you. Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, yeah! <br /><br />Cara: Of dooooooom ;____________________;<br /><br />Abbie: You said that during the whole song! Meh you ruined it. <br /><br />Cara: :: whimpers:: Meanie!<br /><br />Abbie: I am not…<br /><br />Cara: Yes you ish! <br /><br />Abbie: I am not!<br /><br />Livi: Hush you two! You’re ruining everyone’s reflection time after such a beautiful song.<br /><br />Will: -er-…yeah…O_o;;; Reflection time.<br /><br />[Room goes silent]<br /><br />Liz: CAAARAAAAA!!!! DOWNSTAIRS NOW!! <br /><br />Cara: Eeep…<br /><br />[Cara inches across the floor]<br /><br />Justen: Wheee Cara the inchworm. <br /><br />Cara: Very funny. :: inch, inch, inch::<br /><br />[Cara makes it to the door] <br /><br />[Cara inches out the door]<br /><br />Peter: Think she’ll make it to the-<br /><br />[Cara falls down the stairs]<br /><br />Peter: Stairs…<br /><br />[Everyone runs out and stands on the bridge looking down at Cara]<br /><br />Cara: X.X :: fidget, fidget:: <br /><br />Peter: is she dead?<br /><br />[Paige, Kaylie and Alexis come poke her with a stick]<br /><br />[Cara twitches and fidgets]<br /><br />Abbie: I think she’s still alive…<br /><br />[Nat ghostie pops up] <br /><br />Nat: THIS CALLS FOR CPR!<br /><br />[Cara gets up and tries to inch away]<br /><br />[Nat grabs her ankles]<br /><br />Cara: NOOOOO!!! SAVE ME!!! SAVE ME!!!<br /><br />Nat: CPR!<br /><br />Cara: DOOOM!!!<br /><br />Nat: CPR!<br /><br />Cara: DOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!<br /><br />Nat: CPPPPRRRRRRRRR!!!<br /><br />Cara: DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMEH!<br /><br />[Nat does CPR on Cara]<br /><br />Peter: GOSH NAT! Not in front of the kids!<br /><br />[Will and Peter rush down the stairs and grab the three little girls]<br /><br />[Kaylie bursts into a fit of giggles] <br /><br />[Cara struggles]<br /><br />Cara: Mmmffmmmmf!!! <br /><br />Will: This is what you get for kissing me…<br /><br />[Peter and Will rush the kids upstairs into the bedroom]<br /><br />[Ghostbusters show up]<br /><br />Cara: MMMMMFFFF!!!<br /><br />Ghostbusters: Who yah gonna call!?<br /><br />Cara: GET HIM OFF OF ME!<br /><br />Ghostbusters: Who yah gonna call?<br /><br />Paige: GHOST BUSTERS!!!!!! =D<br /><br />Ghostbusters: OHHH YEAAAH!!!<br /><br />Koolaid Man: Hey! That’s mine!<br /><br />Ghost busters: oh yeah…sorry…<br /><br />Koolaid man: Totally fine. My company won’t sue you. Carry on!<br /><br />Koolaid man: Up, Up and away!<br /><br />Superman: HEY! You took my saying! <br /><br />Koolaid man: Oh crap…<br /><br />Superman: UGH! :: hits koolaid man with a train::<br /><br />Cara: GOSH JUST TAKE CARE OF MY PROBLEM FOR ONCE!<br /><br />Superman/Koolaid man/Ghost busters: Gosh you’re so selfish!<br /><br />Cara: MMMMMMMMMMMMFFFFFFF!!!!!!!! <br /><br />Patrick: How long is she going to last?<br /><br />Peter: You’re death…you tell me…<br /><br />[Patrick checks his watch and gets dressed up as the grim reaper]<br /><br />[Grim shows up with Billy and Mandy stuck to his leg.]<br /><br />Grim: Oooookay…who is dying here tonight? <br /><br />[Cara struggles and flails around]<br /><br />Cara: I’M ALIVE…GET OFF!!! GET OFFFFF!!! <br /><br />[Patrick and Grim get into a fight]<br /><br />[Death from Family guy shows up with Peter and Stewie.]<br /><br />Peter: Oh Gosh…he took my name!<br /><br />Peter: HEY! I took your name!? How old are you skinny man!?<br /><br />Peter: 16…<br /><br />Peter: I’m over 100! BEAT THAT!<br /><br />Peter: Umm…oookay…I’m glad I’m not that ancient…<br /><br />Peter: Ancient? Who are you calling Ancient…you…you…HIPPIE! <br /><br />Peter: Oh it’s on now!<br /><br />[Peter jumps from the bridge and starts attack Peter]<br /><br />Stewie: Excellent…Excellent.<br /><br />Kaylie: OHHH!!! LOOK LOOK!!! A Baby! ^____________^<br /><br />Stewie: Excuse me? Who are you calling a baby?<br /><br />Paige: Soooo cuuutteee! ^_____________^<br /><br />Stewie: How would you like to die?<br /><br />Death: Excellent…<br /><br />Grim: Just let me take the girl!<br /><br />Patrick: NOO! She’s mine you amateur! <br /><br />Grim: Amateur? I’ll show you Amateur! You still have flesh!<br /><br />Patrick: Which makes me better! <br /><br />[Grim cuts off Patrick’s head with his scythe]<br /><br />[Patrick dies]<br /><br />Cara: GAH!!!! I’M STILL ALIVE DARN IT! NAT GET OFF OF ME!<br /><br />Placebo lead singer: Naughty, Naughty…sleeping with ghosts…what did we tell you?<br /><br />Cara: I never slept with him! NOT EVEN WHEN HE WAS ALIVE!<br /><br />[Abbie laughs]<br /><br />Abbie: riiiight. <br /><br />Romeo: She speaks. Oh speak again bright angel…<br /><br />Abbie: O_o;;; -er-<br /><br />[Romeo climbs up the bridge of the stairs]<br /><br />[It breaks]<br /><br />[Romeo dies]<br /><br />[Everyone falls] <br /><br />Abbie: GOSH! <br /><br />Cara: Now how am I supposed to get to my room!?<br /><br />Abbie: You aren’t?<br /><br />Axel: O_o;;; the stairs fell down! I can’t believe it! <br /><br />[Andrew tries to come out from the rubble]<br /><br />[Andrew dies] <br /><br />Wes: This place is insane, but I’m um…sorry we ruined your house Cara…<br /><br />Cara: MMMMMFFFF!!!<br /><br />Meredeth: Did anyone notice that there’s a ghost giving Cara CPR?<br /><br />Will: No…Really Meredeth? Wow.<br /><br />Ghost busters: DOOD! A GHOST! Lyke…Give me all of your neopoints! <br /><br />[The Ghost busters suck up the ghost into the Fenton Thermos]<br /><br />Danny Phantom: Gosh! I have been looking everywhere for that thing! <br /><br />[Danny chases the ghost busters out of the house]<br /><br />Cara: I CAN BREATHE!<br /><br />Peter: GOSH! Someone get this fat man off of me!<br /><br />Peter: Fat? ME!? You…UGH<br /><br />[Death and Grim Kill Peter Griffin]<br /><br />[Peter Griffin dies]<br /><br />Peter: UGH! Get him off of me! HE’S CRUSHING MY BONES!<br /><br />Kaylie: Oh noes! Uncle Peter!…where are the stairs?<br /><br />Abbie: Never mind that…just stay up there.<br /><br />[Grim pushes the dead Peter off of Peter and disappears]<br /><br />Death: Great…He so took my game…the lousy good for nothing UGH. <br /><br />[Death grabs Stewie and Mandy and leaves]<br /><br />Stewie: sooo…come here often?<br /><br />Mandy: Put a sock in it. <br /><br />Stewie: <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3!<br /><br />[Koolaid man shatters to pieces, impaling Rick]<br /><br />Rick: OH YEAH!…wait..<br /><br />[Rick dies]<br /><br />Superman: And that’s for taking my saying!<br /><br />[Everyone gasps]<br /><br />Superman: Up, Up and AWAAAY!!<br /><br />Andy: I LIVE! <br /><br />[Andy comes up from the rubble] <br /><br />Abbie: Oh Andy! There you are! <br /><br />Andy: -.-….Save me. <br /><br />[Cara inches towards Liz]<br /><br />Cara: What did you want me for? <br /><br />Liz: Get those kids out of here. I’m trying to bloody read! <br /><br />Cara: Okay…<br /><br />Abbie: Okay Kaylie…jump into the blanket…<br /><br />Kaylie: but…but…<br /><br />Abbie: dooooo my bidding!<br /><br />[Kaylie jumps]<br /><br />Peter: I’m not even going to ask.<br /><br />Abbie: Okay Paige….now you.<br /><br />Paige: No…<br /><br />Will: Please Paige?<br /><br />Paige: No…<br /><br />Cara: PAIGE JUMP! THE BUNNIES ARE DOWN HERE!<br /><br />Paige: REALLY!? <br /><br />[Paige jumps] <br /><br />Paige: Bunny, Bunny, Bunny, Bunny! <br /><br />Abbie: Ooookay…<br /><br />Peter: Alexis…that’s your name right?<br /><br />[Alexis nods]<br /><br />Peter: You wanna jump?<br /><br />Alexis: I’m scared…<br /><br />Cara: Come on Alexis…You’ve got all of us holding the blanket…you’ll be okay ^____^<br /><br />Andy: Yeah… :: Andy tightens his grip:: <br /><br />[Alexis jumps]<br /><br />Cara: See? Was that so bad?<br /><br />Alexis: Again! Again! ^______^<br /><br />Peter: No…sorry we gotta put the blanket up now…<br /><br />Alexis: Awww…Okay ^____^<br /><br />Andy: Okay…is that all of them? <br /><br />Cara: Yeah…<br /><br />Andy: Good job kids. <br /><br />Alexis: ^_____________^ Fuzzy head.<br /><br />Andy: O_o;;;<br /><br />[20 minutes later]<br /><br />[Cara ambushes Andy with a razor]<br /><br />Cara: YOU WILL BE SHAVED! I SWEAR IT! <br /><br />Andy: Get off of me! I like my hair!<br /><br />Alexis: Fuzzy hair ^________________^<br /><br />Andy: SHAVE IT! <br /><br />Abbie: O_o;;;<br /><br />[Cara shaves his head]<br /><br />Alexis: Awww No more fuzzy head…<br /><br />Andy: I’m gonna miss my hair…<br /><br />Cara: NO YOU WONT! <br /><br />Andy: Eep…Yes ma’am.<br /><br />Paige: I liked his hair! Like a sheep…that goes…Baaa…<br /><br />Will: I thought you liked bunnies…<br /><br />Cara: You and Meredeth like bunnies too ^____^<br /><br />Meredeth: Bunnies are minions from Hell. <br /><br />Peter: Meredeth! Swearing! BAD!<br /><br />Meredeth: It’s not a swear word it’s a place. <br /><br />Peter: Says who?<br /><br />Meredeth: Says the Bible!<br /><br />Kaylie: B.I.B.L.E that’s the book for me! <br /><br />Cara: Ooookay..<br /><br />Abbie: Sing my minion siing! <br /><br />Smokie: Nyyaaaa! <br /><br />Axel: :: sneezes:: CATS OF DOOM!<br /><br />Henry: You touch that cat man…you are so dead. <br /><br />[Henry pulls out a gun]<br /><br />Paige: But you’re a dog…<br /><br />Madison: Watcha!<br /><br />Paige: And you’re a two year old?<br /><br />Alexis/Paige/Kaylie: Awwwwwwww!! <br /><br />Jordan: Everybody was kung-foo fighting!<br /><br />Madison: KYA! <br /><br />Jordan: Those fists were fast has lighting!<br /><br />[Madison beats Axel into the floor]<br /><br />[Henry shoots Axel]<br /><br />[Axel dies]<br /><br />Cara: Aww Henry…you stood up for smokie! ^____________^<br /><br />Henry: Yeah…ummmm just don’t tell the guys about this okay? <br /><br />Cara: Sure thing!<br /><br />Smokie: Absolutely ^_____^<br /><br />Henry: Now me and my baby ninja’s…we got a gig across town…if Jen stops by…cover for me!<br /><br />Cara: Okay Henry. Be careful with my neices k?<br /><br />Henry: Sure thing!<br /><br />[Henry and his baby Ninja’s dissapear]<br /><br />Peter: um…that was weird…<br /><br />Will: Dogs…talk?<br /><br />Andy: Anything is possible on clue night…<br /><br />Paige: Baby ninjas!! SO CUTE! ^_______________________^<br /><br />Abbie: I guess I’ll have to agree…Jordan singing that song was kind of adorable…<br /><br />Livi: And Madison with her numchucks! <br /><br />[Livi tests numchucks]<br /><br />[Livi loses control of numchucks and they fly and hit Wes]<br /><br />Wes: My brain…<br /><br />Livi: You have a brain?<br /><br />[Wes dies]<br /><br />Livi: Guess not!<br /><br />Justen: Cara, your dog rocks. <br /><br />Cara: awww…thanks Justen ^___________^ I taught him everything he knows.<br /><br />Ben: You did not!<br /><br />Cara: Did too!<br /><br />Ben: Did not!<br /><br />Cara: Did too!<br /><br />Ben: Did not!<br /><br />[Cara pulls out a semi-automatic laser sight]<br /><br />Cara: Did too!<br /><br />Ben: Did not!<br /><br />[Ben pulls out a 12-gage]<br /><br />[Cara pulls out a grenade launcher]<br /><br />Cara: DID TOO! <br /><br />Ben: Did No-<br /><br />[Cara blows Ben’s head off]<br /><br />Liz: AH! NO! BAD!<br /><br />[Ben walks out of his room]<br /><br />Ben: could you guys keep qu-…Wheres the stairs?<br /><br />[Everyone points at Abbie]<br /><br />Abbie: Gosh it was Romeo…not me!<br /><br />[Peter crosses his arms]<br /><br />Peter: Romeo…gosh.<br /><br />Abbie: O_o;;; <br /><br />Ben: Just keep quiet…I’m playing Halo…<br /><br />Justen: Halo?! <br /><br />Ben: Yeah. <br /><br />[Justen tries to get to Ben]<br /><br />[Justen Fails]<br /><br />Justen: Nooooooooo!!!<br /><br />[The ceiling falls onto Justen]<br /><br />[Justen dies]<br /><br />Cara: Awww…<br /><br />Ben: Anyway…Halo. DOOM.<br /><br />Cara: Fine. <br /><br />[35 minutes later]<br /><br />Liz: booooooooooooored.<br /><br />Cara: You have a book maan. <br /><br />Liz: Nuh uh…I finished it. <br /><br />[Some guy appears in the middle of the living room]<br /><br />Liz: AH! Scary guy! With a tatoo…and BOOBS! <br /><br />Guy: Hey!<br /><br />Jesse: Hey! I thought I was the only one with manboobs! :___;<br /><br />Will: O_o;;; wow…<br /><br />[Jesse strangles guy]<br /><br />[Guy dies]<br /><br />[Liz gets up and runs around screaming]<br /><br />Cara: Liz! Liz! <br /><br />Henry: And I thought my seizures were bad…<br /><br />Liz: Oh no! ;___;<br /><br />[Liz pops like a balloon]<br /><br />Cara: I guess her huge ghetto booty was too much for her ;____;<br /><br />Smokie: Nya….<br /><br />Will: O_o;;;;<br /><br />Meredeth: Gosh…<br /><br />[5 minutes later]<br /><br />Livi: has anyone noticed there are only like…three guys left.<br /><br />Ben: AND ME! <br /><br />[Ben’s room blows up]<br /><br />[Ben dies]<br /><br />Cara: My mom is SO going to kill me...<br /><br />Peter: What makes you think you aren’t going to die now...?<br /><br />Cara: …no clue..<br /><br />[Mr. & Mrs. Mitchell come bursting through the door]<br /><br />[Cara screams bloody murder]<br /><br />Mrs. Mitchell: Where is Nathaniel and Melody? <br /><br />Cara: They aren’t with you?<br /><br />Mrs. Mitchell: No…<br /><br />Cara: Lyke ONG! They left lyke…forever ago…<br /><br />[Mrs. Mitchell looks at Abbie]<br /><br />Mrs. Mitchell: Who is this girl?<br /><br />[Abbie shrugs]<br /><br />Mrs. Mitchell: Then why are you here?<br /><br />Abbie: She’s…Peter’s friend!<br /><br />Peter: What? Don’t pin this on me!<br /><br />Abbie: SHHHHH!!!<br /><br />Livi: The noise! It compells me…<br /><br />Peter: What do you mean SHH? When we came her you told me she was your friend…<br /><br />Kaylie: O_o;;;; Really? <br /><br />Mrs. Mitchell: What are these children doing here?<br /><br />Cara: The blonde is my niece, the strawberry blonde is Will and Meredeth’s daughter…<br /><br />Will: WHAT!?<br /><br />Meredeth: I’VE NEVER SLEPT WITH HIM<br /><br />Mrs. Mitchell: You people need parental supervision. <br /><br />Mel: Mom! ^______^ O_o;;;<br /><br />Nat: Mom…<br /><br />Mel: You’ve come to save us! ^___________^<br /><br />Nat: Yeah…woo…<br /><br />Mel: Can we go home how mom? <br /><br />Mrs. Mitchell: Okay…<br /><br />Cara: My mom will be home soon. Thank you for your concern! ^__________^<br /><br />[The Mitchells of doom leave.]<br /><br />Cara: Abbie…are they gone yet? <br /><br />Abbie: Yeah…lets goo ^____^<br /><br />Will: :: mumbles:: Paige isn’t my daughter. She’s my…um sister…<br /><br />Cara: That’s not what these papers say! ^________________^ <br /><br />Meredeth: Crap…<br /><br />Will: Papers?<br /><br />[Cara holds the papers out]<br /><br />Will: MY DAUGHTER!? O_O;;;;;;;;;; <br /><br />Paige: I’m HIS daughter?<br /><br />Cara: Yep Yep!!! ^__________^<br /><br />Paige: And she’s my mommy? O_o;;;<br /><br />Cara: YEP! ^__________________^<br /><br />Paige: Why can’t you be my mommy Cara? <br /><br />[Cara chokes] <br /><br />Cara: Cause…I’m not…With Will…Nor will I EVER be.<br /><br />[Will laughs]<br /><br />Paige: Oh! Oh! I want the Fuzzy head as my daddy then!<br /><br />Andy: um…I’m Andy…<br /><br />Cara: Uh…heh…Paige…Darling…<br /><br />[Paige clings to Cara’s leg]<br /><br />Cara: God must hate me right now…;_____; <br /><br />Andy: We don’t have the same hair color as you Paige…we can’t be your parents…<br /><br />Cara: Not to mention the fact we aren’t together…<br /><br />Paige: Then kiss and make out ^____^<br /><br />Peter: Isn’t that make up?<br /><br />Paige: No, no…they snog! ^____^<br /><br />Kaylie: What’s a snog? <br /><br />[Paige takes out dollies and shows Kaylie what snogging is]<br /><br />Andy: So that’s what snogging is…I thought it was some kind of wild animal.<br /><br />Cara: I’M NOT SNOGGING ANDY!<br /><br />[Will and Meredeth push Andy on top of Cara]<br /><br />Cara: NO! NO!!!! <br /><br />Meredeth: kiss and make out now. Bwahahahahaha….<br /><br />Cara: Meredeth! Don’t do this to me! ;__;<br /><br />Andy: At least I landed on top…<br /><br />Cara: What’s that supposed to mean!? <br /><br />Andy: Nothing actually…<br /><br />Cara: Abbie Save me!<br /><br />Abbie: Sorry Cara…I can’t…<br /><br />Cara: Peter?<br /><br />Peter: um…<br /><br />Abbie: Just say no and walk away…<br /><br />Cara: Alexis?<br /><br />Alexis: Can you be my mommy too Cara?<br /><br />Cara: O________o;;;; You already have a mommy though…<br /><br />Alexis: So did Paige…<br /><br />Cara: WAAAHHH!!! <br /><br />Kaylie: Oh…is Cara going to be my mommy too? <br /><br />Peter: No Kaylie…<br /><br />Abbie: Gosh I hope not :: giggles::<br /><br />[Everyone walks away]<br /><br />Cara: Andy get off of me. <br /><br />Andy: Abbie said I wasn’t supposed to move. <br /><br />Cara: Fine.<br /><br />[Cara shoots a grappling hook into Livi]<br /><br />Livi: Oh noes! >.<<br /><br />[Livi dies] <br /><br />[Cara struggles to get out from under Andy]<br /><br />Cara: Just wait till I get them…they’ll be doomed…I’ll lock them all in closets…<br /><br />[Andy gets off of Cara]<br /><br />Andy: Closets hm?<br /><br />Cara: So you’ll help me?<br /><br />Andy: Of course. As long as…<br /><br />Cara: We must lock Abbie and Peter up first.<br /><br />Andy: Works for me!<br /><br />[12 minutes later]<br /><br />Abbie: No! You can’t do this!<br /><br />Cara: I can and I will!<br /><br />Abbie: Nooooo!<br /><br />[Cara shuts the closet and locks it]<br /><br />Abbie: That was my shirt! <br /><br />[Abbie runs for the bathroom]<br /><br />Cara: no towels in there Abbie!<br /><br />Abbie: YOU SUCK!<br /><br />Cara: Aww you’re just saying that.<br /><br />Peter: GAH! HOT! COFFEE! <br /><br />Andy: Let me help you with that shirt Peter O_o;;; <br /><br />Peter: Thanks…I guess >.<<br /><br />Andy: You ready?<br /><br />Cara: YES!<br /><br />[Cara Tackles Abbie]<br /><br />Abbie: AH! <br /><br />[Andy shoves Peter in the closet]<br /><br />[Cara shoves Abbie in on top of him] <br /><br />[Andy tosses cards in]<br /><br />Andy: Here, play some strip poker. <br /><br />[Cara slams the door and locks it] <br /><br />Abbie: GAH! Evil! <br /><br />[Peter backs up into the corner and tries to make himself small]<br /><br />[Abbie goes into a fetal position on the floor]<br /><br />[10 minutes later]<br /><br />Kaylie: Have some more Tea Paige! ^_____________^<br /><br />Paige: Thank you Kaylie!<br /><br />Alexis: Would you like some more cookies Smokie?<br /><br />Smokie: Oh no, not now dear I’m trying to watch my figure. <br /><br />Paige: And What a lovely figure it is. <br /><br />Smokie: Thanks so much!<br /><br />Paige: ^__________________________^<br /><br />Meredeth: They’re talking to a cat? <br /><br />Will: Which means they won’t notice us at all…<br /><br />Meredeth: What are you trying to say will? <br /><br />Will: :: winks:: Oh…nothing…<br /><br />Meredeth: Will…Tell me…<br /><br />Will: It’s really nothing Meredeth. <br /><br />Meredeth: Oh? Cause Cara…she told me something about you having a crush on me…crazy right?<br /><br />Will: Wrong…<br /><br />Meredeth: Oh…<br /><br />Will: Well this must be awkward for you…<br /><br />Meredeth: Not really…<br /><br />Will: soo…it’s okay if I…<br /><br />[Will pushes Meredeth’s hair from her face]<br /><br />[Meredeth nods]<br /><br />[Will leans in] <br /><br />[Cara and Andy pop up]<br /><br />Cara: HELLO!<br /><br />[Both pull back, startled]<br /><br />Will: Gosh…you ruined everything >.<<br /><br />Cara: Everything what? <br /><br />Meredeth: Nothing. <br /><br />Andy: Nothing eh?<br /><br />Meredeth: Diet coke…<br /><br />Cara: In the fridge. <br /><br />[Meredeth gets up]<br /><br />[Andy follows her into the kitchen] <br /><br />[Cara plops on the couch next to Will]<br /><br />Cara: So…what were you guys doing out here? On my couch…<br /><br />Will: You make it sound so bad.<br /><br />Cara: Yoooou kissed her didn’t you?<br /><br />Will: No…<br /><br />Cara: =O! My little boy is becoming a man!<br /><br />Will: Isn’t that something my mom is supposed to say?<br /><br />Cara: Not really? <br /><br />Will: Gosh…<br /><br />[*In the Kitchen*]<br /><br />Andy: So what happened out there?<br /><br />[Meredeth sips her coke]<br /><br />Meredeth: Nothing. <br /><br />Andy: Are you sure it was nothing?<br /><br />Meredeth: Absolutely sure. <br /><br />[Meredeth’s mind: Stay calm and cool Meredeth…you have your coke…you can do this…]<br /><br />[Andy’s mind: This girl is harder to get to than I thought…I knew I should’ve went with Will…]<br /><br />Andy: You kissed him.<br /><br />Meredeth: Is that a question ore a statement?<br /><br />Andy: A statement.<br /><br />Meredeth: Are you sure of your findings?<br /><br />Andy: Excuse me?<br /><br />Meredeth: Is your information 100% correct? <br /><br />[Andy’s Mind: Gosh…if I weren’t doing this to torture her…I’d…bad Andy…bad]<br /><br />[Meredeth sips her coke]<br /><br />Meredeth: This is a waist of my time. <br /><br />Andy: I know what you did last summer.<br /><br />Meredeth: :: blushes:: Excuse me?<br /><br />Andy: Let me ask you something.<br /><br />Meredeth: Yes?<br /><br />Andy: Did you love him?<br /><br />Meredeth: Excuse me?<br /><br />Andy: Did you love him?<br /><br />Meredeth: Do I love…Him?<br /><br />Andy: Yes.<br /><br />Meredeth: Love is such a complicated word…I barely like him…<br /><br />Andy: Are you sure?<br /><br />Meredeth: We barely got to kiss before you and Cara cam-<br /><br />Andy: Exactly my point.<br /><br />Meredeth: You tricked me!<br /><br />Andy: So you did kiss him.<br /><br />Meredeth: UGH!<br /><br />[Meredeth Storms off]<br /><br />Andy: Take that Anthony! I was right after all! <br /><br />[*In the living room*]<br /><br />[Cara giggles insanely] <br /><br />Cara: You two are sooo cute ^_________^<br /><br />Will: Meh. <br /><br />Meredeth: O_o;;;;<br /><br />Will: This is why we never tell her anything!<br /><br />Andy: Hey um Cara…<br /><br />Cara: Hm?<br /><br />[Andy winks]<br /><br />[Cara smiles]<br /><br />Cara: Okie Dokie! ^___________________________________^<br /><br />[Cara tackles Meredeth] <br /><br />Meredeth: What the hell?<br /><br />[Muffled screams from the closet]<br /><br />Will: O_o;;;;<br /><br />[Andy attacks Will]<br /><br />Andy/Cara: TO THE CLOSET!<br /><br />Will/Meredeth: WHAT!?<br /><br />[Andy and Cara throw them both into a closet]<br /><br />Cara: oh and a present for you two!<br /><br />[Cara tosses in a wrapped box]<br /><br />Cara: Don’t use them all at once! :: winks::<br /><br />[Cara shuts the door and locks it]<br /><br />Cara: Operation C.L.O.S.E.T Is complete!<br /><br />Andy: Thank goodness…<br /><br />Will: Come one Cara! Let us out!<br /><br />Cara: Nah…<br /><br />[Cara skips off]<br /><br />[Andy follows]<br /><br />[Both fall down onto the couch]<br /><br />Cara: We make a pretty good team. ^_________________^<br /><br />Andy: I guess.<br /><br />Cara: Awww Is Andy still mad at me for shaving his head? <br /><br />Andy: No…<br /><br />Cara: Good ^____________^<br /><br />[Cara snuggles Andy]<br /><br />Andy: O_o;;; -er-….could you get off of me?<br /><br />Cara: Nope!<br /><br />Andy: Greaaaat…<br /><br />[*Inside Meredeth and Will’s Closet*]<br /><br />Meredeth: Should we open the gift.<br /><br />Will: If I know Cara it’s a box of condoms. <br /><br />Meredeth: Eww…<br /><br />Will: Go ahead and open it if you want to…<br /><br />Meredeth: Um…let’s open it together?<br /><br />[Both open the gift]<br /><br />Meredeth: It’s a diet coke!<br /><br />Will: And a picture of us…<br /><br />Meredeth: and a Note…<br /><br />Will: And a drawing…of us kissing…okay that’s weird. <br /><br />Meredeth: And kind of cute…<br /><br />Will: There’s one more thing…<br /><br />[Will pulls out a condom]<br /><br />Will: I’ll kill her. <br /><br />[*Inside Peter and Abbie’s closet*]<br /><br />Abbie: Go fish.<br /><br />Peter: Gosh >.<<br /><br />Abbie: You really suck at this game.<br /><br />Peter: It’s cause I’m nervous!<br /><br />Abbie: About?<br /><br />Peter: We’re both shirtless in a closet >.< What does she want us to do?<br /><br />Abbie: -er- um….:: blush:: heh…<br /><br />Peter: Whaaat?<br /><br />Abbie: If I know Cara…And I do…<br /><br />Peter: So….that’s what she wants? :: blush::<br /><br />[Abbie nods]<br /><br />Peter: Well…ummmmmmm…<br /><br />Abbie: Go fish. <br /><br />Peter: That’s not fair!<br /><br />Abbie: It is too!<br /><br />Peter: Gosh…Meanie ;__;<br /><br />Abbie: I’m not mean >.<<br /><br />Peter: Go fish. <br /><br />Abbie: Now who is being mean? <br /><br />Peter: Just give me the darn 9…I know you have it! <br /><br />Abbie: I do not!<br /><br />Peter: You so do. <br /><br />Abbie: I don’t!<br /><br />Peter: You lie!<br /><br />Abbie: I do not!<br /><br />Peter: Let me see your cards then…<br /><br />Abbie: What? Why?<br /><br />Peter: You do have a 9!<br /><br />Abbie: I do not!<br /><br />Peter: You do too!<br /><br />Abbie: No I don’t!<br /><br />[Peter tackles Abbie]<br /><br />[Cards fly everywhere]<br /><br />Peter: I knew it! You had a nine!<br /><br />Abbie: Meh!<br /><br />[Peter grins]<br /><br />Peter: You did lie to me!<br /><br />Abbie: I wanted my 9!<br /><br />Peter: Too bad!<br /><br />[Peter tickles Abbie]<br /><br />Abbie: NO! Stop it!<br /><br />[Abbie laughs and struggles against him]<br /><br />Peter: But you lied. <br /><br />Abbie: I’m sorry! I’m sorry! <br /><br />Peter: What? I can’t hear you!<br /><br />[Abbie laughs and kicks]<br /><br />Abbie: I’M SORRY! <br /><br />Peter: Sorry who?<br /><br />[Abbie laughs and screams]<br /><br />Abbie: Peter!<br /><br />[*In the living room*]<br /><br />Cara: Sounds like it’s going good in their closet.<br /><br />Andy: Yep…I just hope they have condoms…<br /><br />Cara: Oops…<br /><br />Andy: Now they can be Paige’s parents!<br /><br />Cara: Yes! <br /><br />[Cara laughs evilly]<br /><br />Paige: But…but…Daddy…<br /><br />Andy: I’m not your daddy…<br /><br />Cara: I’m still a virgin O_o;;;<br /><br />Kaylie: What’s a virgin?<br /><br />Andy: It’s someone who hasn’t ha-<br /><br />[Cara hits Andy]<br /><br />Andy: Ow! Hey! <br /><br />Cara: Kaylie…A virgin is Jesus’ mother. <br /><br />Kaylie: Oh my gosh! You’re Jesus’ mother!? <br /><br />Cara: Umm…no…<br /><br />Kaylie: I can’t believe it! You gave birth to Jesus!<br /><br />Cara: No I didn’t!<br /><br />Andy: Now see what you’ve gotten yourself into?<br /><br />Cara: Hush Andy!<br /><br />Andy: I’m only saying…<br /><br />Cara: I’m no ones mother Kaylie…<br /><br />Kaylie: But…you said you were a virgin and then you said a virgin is Jesus’ mother…<br /><br />Cara: I was talking about Mary…<br /><br />Alexis: Was my mommy ever a virgin?<br /><br />Cara: :: blush:: Ummmmmmm….Maybe?<br /><br />Alexis: Maybe?<br /><br />Paige: Isn’t a virgin someone who hasn’t had carnal relations?<br /><br />Kaylie: Oh! Caramel! I like Caramel!<br /><br />Cara: You’re right Paige…in a way…<br /><br />Alexis: Carnal? What’s that?<br /><br />Kaylie: Caramel not Carnal…<br /><br />Paige: Carnival! <br /><br />Kaylie: Yaaaay!!<br /><br />Andy: I told you, you shouldn’t have given them those cookies…<br /><br />Cara: I didn’t give them cookies…<br /><br />Andy: But…I watched you give them cookies.<br /><br />Cara: You’re wrong…<br /><br />Andy: I’m not wrong O_o;;; I saw you give them cookies…<br /><br />Cara: I didn’t give them cookies!<br /><br />Andy: Yes you did!<br /><br />Cara: Peter!<br /><br />Andy: O_o;;; Peter?<br /><br />Cara: What the…Peter? Did I just say that? <br /><br />Andy: You’re starting to sound like Abbie…<br /><br />Kaylie: Where is Abbie?<br /><br />Andy: Abbie had to go somewhere…<br /><br />Kaylie: where’s Uncle Peter?<br /><br />Cara: With Peter. <br /><br />Kaylie: Oh…HE LEFT ME?<br /><br />Andy: No I’ll be taking you home! <br /><br />Paige: FUZZEH HEAD! ^____________________________________^<br /><br />Andy: …no more fuzzy…;__;<br /><br />Cara: Grrr…<br /><br />[Alexis, Kaylie and Paige join hands and start singing]<br /><br />Alexis/Kaylie/Paige: Fuzzy head of doom…fuzzy head of doom…fuzzy head of doom…fuzzy head of doom!<br /><br />Andy: They mock me >.<<br /><br />Cara: I taught them that ^______^<br /><br />Andy: You gave them cookies too!<br /><br />Paige: No, no…Cara didn’t give us the cookies Mr. Vorhees did! ^___^<br /><br />Cara: Mr. Vorhees?<br /><br />Andy: Come on Jason Vorhees isn’t real!<br /><br />Jason: Really now?<br /><br />Andy: Holy…Jason! Gosh you were so awesome in Freddy vs. Jason!<br /><br />Freddy: And I wasn’t?<br /><br />Andy: I never liked you! Evil nightmare creep!<br /><br />Cara: Andy…<br /><br />Andy: no, no…I’m on a roll here!<br /><br />Jason: Why you dissin’ my peep man?<br /><br />Paige: PEEPS! OHHH I Love the pink ones! <br /><br />Andy: You mean you two are friends? <br /><br />Freddy: Duh.<br /><br />Andy: Why did you kill each other then?<br /><br />Jason: Gosh man that was just a movie!<br /><br />Andy: Oh so you aren’t psycho killers bent on world domination?<br /><br />[Jason takes out his machete and cuts Andy’s head off]<br /><br />[Andy dies]<br /><br />Cara: One out of two ain’t bad. <br /><br />Freddy: For goodness sake! Ain’t, Isn’t a word young lady!<br /><br />Cara: oh…Sorry…Why are you here anyway?<br /><br />Jason: To give little kids cookies! ^_________^<br /><br />Freddy: And flowers! <br /><br />Cara: Aww! You guys are great!<br /><br />Freddy: Take care!<br /><br />Cara: Bye ^___^ <br /><br />Jason: See yah up at Crystal Lake!<br /><br />Freddy: I’ll see you in your nightmares!<br /><br />Cara: Have fun! Bye!<br /><br />Paige: O_o;;;<br /><br />Cara: What nice men those two ^_____^ <br /><br />Alexis: Nice? Nice? Freddy lives in children’s nightmares and you call him NICE!?<br /><br />Cara: totally<br /><br />Alexis: Cool! Now we’re gonna just…go play with kids.<br /><br />Cara: Okaaay ^___^ <br /><br />[Alexis and the others run off to join Smoke for another tea party]<br /><br />Cara: Quietness.<br /><br />[*Abbie and Peter’s closet*]<br /><br />[Peter has stopped tickling Abbie]<br /><br />Abbie: …<br /><br />Peter: …<br /><br />[Peter leans in and presses his forehead to hers]<br /><br />[Abbie giggles]<br /><br />[Peter kisses Abbie]<br /><br />[Cara opens the door]<br /><br />Cara: Okay! Out! ^____^.<br /><br />Abbie: Cara! You mood killer! <br /><br />Cara: I am not…Now! Out! Time for out is now!<br /><br />Abbie: UGH! <br /><br />Peter: Meh. <br /><br />[Both leave the closet]<br /><br />[%%14 minutes later%%]<br /><br />Abbie: Cara…Can I please have a shirt? <br /><br />Cara: No.<br /><br />Abbie: Why not?<br /><br />Cara: No!<br /><br />Abbie: Whyyyy?<br /><br />Cara: No.<br /><br />[Abbie sighs]<br /><br />Abbie: Do I need to go into to why shirts are important to society again?<br /><br />Cara: Black or red?<br /><br />Abbie: What’s the black one look like? <br /><br />[Cara holds the black shirt up]<br /><br />Abbie: And the red?<br /><br />[Cara holds the red shirt up]<br /><br />Abbie: Which do you think Peter?<br /><br />Peter: Red.<br /><br />Abbie: Black it is then. <br /><br />[Peter smirks]<br /><br />Peter: That was mean. My opinion didn’t even matter to you did it?<br /><br />Abbie: It was very important in picking out a shirt.<br /><br />[Abbie puts the shirt on] <br /><br />Peter: It was still mean.<br /><br />Abbie: No it wasn’t…<br /><br />Peter: Yes it was.<br /><br />Abbie: no it wasn’t!<br /><br />[Peter tackles Abbie and the tickle fight starts]<br /><br />Cara: PG! We have children out here!<br /><br />Peter: …<br /><br />Abbie: Put us back in the closet then…<br /><br />Cara: There were some weird noises coming from their last time…I got scared.<br /><br />[Abbie and Peter blush]<br /><br />Paige: Hey…where is Will?<br /><br />[*Will and Meredeth’s closet*]<br /><br />Meredeth: -er-…Will…I think something ate my shoe...<br /><br />Will: Really? <br /><br />Meredeth: Yeah…<br /><br />Will: I think something ate both of my shoes…wait…were we asleep?<br /><br />Meredeth: I dunno…I don’t remember…<br /><br />Will: Well, it is dark in here…why don’t we try to sleep?<br /><br />Meredeth: Sleep together?<br /><br />[Will coughs]<br /><br />Meredeth: Oh gosh that sounded so wrong. <br /><br />Will: Meredeth…wow…<br /><br />Meredeth: O_o;;;<br /><br />Will: I’ll sleep over here then…<br /><br />Meredeth: I’ll take this side…<br /><br />[A few moments later]<br /><br />Meredeth: Will…?<br /><br />Will: Yeah:<br /><br />Meredeth: The random shoes on the ground and the whole fact we have no idea what’s in here with us is kind <br />of freaking me out…<br /><br />Will: So? Don’t think about it.<br /><br />[Meredeth scoots closer to Will]<br /><br />Meredeth: It’s kinda hard not to…<br /><br />Will: Meredeth…Just…go to sleep. <br /><br />[Meredeth screams and clings to Will]<br /><br />Will: Meredeth Gosh! <br /><br />Meredeth: Something touched me!<br /><br />Will: And?<br /><br />Meredeth: Just hold me…<br /><br />Will: -er-…<br /><br />[Will blushes and hugs Meredeth to him]<br /><br />Will: Meredeth?<br /><br />Meredeth: Yeah Will?<br /><br />Will: Why aren’t you wearing a shirt?<br /><br />[*4 minutes later outside the closet*]<br /><br />Cara: Gosh…did you guys hear Meredeth scream? <br /><br />Abbie: Mmmf? <br /><br />Cara: …I thought I said PG!<br /><br />Abbie: …whaaat my eating habits are that terrible?<br /><br />Cara: Yes! You see how scared you’re making the children?<br /><br />[Paige is swinging from a chandelier]<br /><br />[Kaylie is eating cookies]<br /><br />[Alexis is bouncing around and singings karaoke to Placebo]<br /><br />Abbie: no…<br /><br />Cara: Paige! Get off the Chandelier! <br /><br />Paige: I am the super Paige! <br /><br />Cara: ARGH! Paige get down! <br /><br />Paige: Supppperrrr Bunnnnyyy Paige!!! <br /><br />Peter: Where did Kaylie get cookies?<br /><br />Cara: Jason and Freddy came by…<br /><br />Peter: Jason vorhees? <br /><br />[Cara nods]<br /><br />Peter: Did you get an autograph?<br /><br />Cara: Well gee…I didn’t think about that.<br /><br />Peter: Drat! <br /><br />Cara: O_o;;;<br /><br />Lindsay Lohan: Hey ma peeps!<br /><br />Cara: Who?<br /><br />Paige: PEEPS! ^___^ What is up Marshmellow? <br /><br />Lindsay Lohan: Nothing much here Peep! <br /><br />Cara: Gosh teens and their hip lingo…<br /><br />Abbie: …Marsh mellows? <br /><br />Peter: Peeps? <br /><br />Paige: Dood…get with the like…groove you oldies! <br /><br />Cara: I’m so old ;---; <br /><br />Lindsay Lohan: You’re younger than me! I mean I had to dye my hair blonde just so I could hide the gray!<br /><br />Cara: How old are you?<br /><br />Lindsay Lohan: I dunno actually…you?<br /><br />Cara: I’m 15…<br /><br />Lindsay Lohan: GOSH! You are so young! <br /><br />Cara: Ooookay…<br /><br />[Cara looks at Peter pleadingly]<br /><br />Peter: Autograph…then death! <br /><br />Cara: Lindsay….could I have your autograph?<br /><br />[Cara hands Lindsay a grenade] <br /><br />Lindsay Lohan: Sure! Where do I sign?<br /><br />Cara: Right here on this little ring<br /><br />Lindsay Lohan: Okay! <br /><br />[Lindsay tries to sign the ring]<br /><br />Lindsay Lohan: Oops…it fell off…<br /><br />Cara: HIT THE DECK! <br /><br />[Everyone runs and jumps out of the way]<br /><br />[BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM]<br /><br />Lindsay: Like…Ow…<br /><br />[Lindsay Lohan dies] <br /><br />Paige: OH SWEET FREEDOM!<br /><br />Cara: I thought you liked Lindsay Lohan?…<br /><br />Paige: Not since she became blonde! Blonde is _SO_ not her color! <br /><br />Cara: You think so too?<br /><br />Paige: Totally! <br /><br />Abbie: I dunno…she acts more blonde…<br /><br />Paige: Whaaaat? <br /><br />[Paige shoots Abbie with a revolver]<br /><br />Peter: I know who did it! <br /><br />[Abbie dies]<br /><br />Everyone: Whoooo!? <br /><br />Peter: It was Paige with the revolver in the ballroom!!<br /><br />Everyone: ohhhh! <br /><br />Cara: Wait…<br /><br />Peter: Yeah?<br /><br />Cara: I don’t have a ballroom…<br /><br />[*Inside Meredeth and Will’s closet*]<br /><br />Meredeth: Will…<br /><br />Will: Yeah Meredeth?<br /><br />Meredeth: You know your pants are gone? <br /><br />Will: What!?<br /><br />[Will blushes] <br /><br />Will: Well at least I still have my shirt.<br /><br />Meredeth: Oh hush! <br /><br />[*10 minutes later back in the Living room*]<br /><br />Peter: Ugh. We’re like…the last two mature people left…<br /><br />Cara: What About Will and Meredeth?<br /><br />Peter: My point exactly.<br /><br />Cara: :: laughs:: Ha…Ha.<br /><br />Peter: Maybe we should let them out?<br /><br />Cara: Not just yet; I put a clothes-eating monkey in there with them!<br /><br />Peter: what?<br /><br />Cara: A clothes eating monkey!<br /><br />Peter: Ooookaaay…<br /><br />Paige: Fuzzy head of doom…Fuzzy head of doom…Fuzzy head of doom…<br /><br />Dead Andy: They mock me even in death! :: grabs Cara’s ankle:: WHYYYY???<br /><br />[Cara screams bloody murder and clings to Peter]<br /><br />Mae: Am I alone in this? Never a night where I could seep myself to day. We must try to figure it out, <br />figure it out. It won’t be that easy, we lost it somehow.<br /><br />[Peter tries to push Cara off]<br /><br />Peter: Gah, Let go! >.<<br /><br />Mae: You come over unannounced. Silence: broken by your voice in the dark. I need you here tonight, just like the ocean needs the waves.<br /><br />Cara: Andy won’t let go of my ankle! :: wails::<br /><br />Peter: UGH! Cutting of my circulation! ;---;<br /><br />Mae: Oh, the night becomes the space that’s somewhere in between what I feel and what I’m told. Sitting on the shoreline trying to figure it out, figure it out. To find out the meaning, and reach it somehow.<br /><br />Peter: Can’t…feel…arm.<br /><br />Mae: You come over unannounced, silence: broken by your voice in the dark. I need you here tonight just like the ocean needs the waves. Fall around me now, like stars that shining bright in the way. I need you here tonight just like, this night—it needs the rain. <br /><br />Cara: ANKLE!<br /><br />Andy: Bleh..bleh! I want to such your blood!<br /><br />Peter: ARM!<br /><br />Cara: Disgusting!<br /><br />Mae: The season has changed the wind it blows colder now, colder now. The clouds are waves the rain it falls harder now, all around. <br /><br />Andy: Bleeeh!<br /><br />Cara: BLEACH!<br /><br />Peter: ARM!<br /><br />Cara: ANKLE!<br /><br />Andy: BLOOD!<br /><br />Peter: Blood?<br /><br />[Dead Andy jumps on Peter]<br /><br />Mae: You come over unannounced (Will you come over now?) Silence, broken by your voice in the dark. I need <br />you here tonight, just like the ocean needs the waves. (I need you here, tonight, just like, the, ocean, needs the waves.) Fall around me now (So fall around me) like starts that shine so bright in the wake. I need you here tonight just like this night it needs the rain (I need you here tonight, just like this night, it needs, the rain) Over unannounced. (Will you come over now?) Silence: broken by your voice in the dark. I need you here tonight just like the ocean needs the waves. (I. Need you. Here tonight. Just. Like. The. Ocean. Needs. The waves.<br /><br />[Dead Andy bites Peter to death]<br /><br />Peter: RABIES! RABIES!<br /><br />Andy: BLOOD! RABIES! BLOOD!<br />Peter: AHHHH!!!<br /><br />[Peter dies]<br /><br />Mae: Just like the stars that fall around me now. Ohhhhhhh. <br /><br />[Andy laughs sardonically then dies again.]<br /><br />[Cara sniffles]<br /><br />Cara: I’m…I’m…all alone!<br /><br />[Cara starts sobbing]<br /><br />Page: Oh. Poor dear! Nous t’aime! <br /><br />[Kaylie, Paige and Alexis nod]<br /><br />[Cara starts wailing]<br /><br />[*The closet: Meredeth and Will*]<br /><br />Will: As soon as I find out what is taking my clothes…<br /><br />[Will backs into a corner and tries to hold on the only thing he’s wearing…a sock.]<br /><br />Meredeth: I’m scared now…we could end up complete nude in here…then Cara could come and she could totally <br />assume-<br /><br />Will: Holy!<br /><br />Meredeth: I know!<br /><br />Will: Did you just say totally!?<br /><br />Meredeth: I DID!! O_O!!<br /><br />Will: Quick! Drink the diet coke! You’re losing your mind! <br /><br />[Meredeth and Will crawl around the closet looking for the coke.]<br /><br />[*Living room: 15 minutes later*]<br /><br />Cara: I wonder how Will and Meredeth are doing.<br /><br />[Cara drinks a diet coke]<br /><br />Paige: Where are they anyway?<br /><br />Cara: Having a nice little time in the closet…with the pet monkey! ^___^<br /><br />Paige: Oh! Oh! A monkey! I wanna see!!<br /><br />[Paige rushes to the closet and tries the door]<br /><br />Paige: Cara…this door is locked.<br /><br />Cara: Oh dear…I know the closet I put them in…I didn’t lock it. We’d better try all the closets in the <br />house!<br /><br />Paige: What about the ones upstairs?<br /><br />Cara: We don’t have any stairs…<br /><br />[Cara sobs quietly]<br /><br />Cara: My room! ;----;<br /><br />[Paige somehow opens the closet door]<br /><br />Will: PAIGE! OH THANK GOODNESS!<br /><br />[Meredeth blushes and moves toward the corner]<br /><br />[Paige twitches]<br /><br />Will: Oh crap…<br /><br />Cara: O_O;;; WILL! G RATED!<br /><br />Will: Oh for goodness sake! You stay G rated! <br /><br />Cara: I am…<br /><br />Paige: Aw man…Cara said there was a monkey…there’s no monkey!<br /><br />[Paige slams the closet shut]<br /><br />[Muffled screams of horror]<br /><br />Paige: Gosh. I wanted to see the monkey! <br /><br />Cara: What about a guinea pig?<br /><br />Paige: what’s that?<br /><br />Cara: Kinda like a bunny. <br /><br />Paige: ONG! <br /><br />Cara: Minus the huge ears and soft cottontail.<br /><br />Alexis: They look like huge rats.<br /><br />[Madison bursts through the door]<br /><br />Madison: Babies! Babies! <br /><br />Jordan: BAH! VAH! DAH!<br /><br />Cara: Jujubee! [Pronounced: Jew-Jew Be] <br /><br />Jordan: BAH!<br /><br />Cara: DAH!<br /><br />Jordan: :: smile:: BAH!<br /><br />Cara: DAH!<br /><br />Jordan: Gosh. Teenagers are so scary.<br /><br />Cara: Gosh. Teenagers are so scary…wait…WHAT?<br /><br />[Jordan laughs]<br /><br />Cara: Listen you little baby! That was so insu-<br /><br />[Guinea pig cages fall and Madison starts screaming.]<br /><br />Cara: To the bat cave!<br /><br />[Cara runs to the garage] <br /><br />Paige: But isn’t that…the garage?<br /><br />Miss Ingram: I would guess so. <br /><br />Paige: Who are you?<br /><br />Miss Ingram: What is a garage?—Me?<br /><br />Paige: You’re a garage?<br /><br />Miss Ingram: indeed I am not! <br /><br />Katie: You have a big butt. <br /><br />[Katie laughs]<br /><br />Alexis: -er-…that’s not Funny Katie.<br /><br />Miss Ingram: I beg pardon? At least I am a lady. You pompous little…Big…PARROT!<br /><br />Katie: Rach! Polly wanna cracker.<br /><br />Alexis: …you’re name is Katie…<br /><br />Cara: CARA WANTS A CRACKER!<br /><br />[Muffled screams from the closet]<br /><br />Shakespeare: What’s in a name? <br /><br />Paige: oh my gosh! You’re that ‘To be or not to be’ guy! Aren’t you? AREN’T YOU!?<br /><br />Shakespeare: Ah, a true fan. <br /><br />Paige: I SAY NOT TO BE! <br /><br />[Paige become violent and attacks Shakespeare] <br /><br />Shakespeare: My word! <br /><br />Paige: THIS IS FOR ALL THOSE COLLEGE AND HIGHSCHOOL STUDENTS!<br /><br />Shakespeare: What did I do?<br /><br />Paige: YOU! YOOOOUUUU! You wrote these ridiculous love stories and sonnets and plays to torture them! The <br />long Romeo and Juliet…The Evil and insane Hamlet…and MACBETH EVEN! <br /><br />Shakespeare: But…<br /><br />[Paige bites him]<br /><br />[Shakespeare dies]<br /><br />Paige: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!<br /><br />Cara: Um…I actually enjoyed Romeo and Juliet…<br /><br />Paige: Oh…HUG! ^________^<br /><br />[Paige attacks Cara with a hug]<br /><br />[Cara dies]<br /><br />Paige: oops…<br /><br />Ingram: Still…what’s a garage? <br /><br />Paige: A place where you park cars ^____^. <br /><br />Ingram: Oh, cars. Then I must drive away into the night. <br /><br />[Ingram goes out into the garage]<br /><br />Ingram: What is this red thing?<br /><br />Alexis: A ford contour. <br /><br />Ingram: O_O;;; Such weird things! <br /><br />Alexis: Not really…<br /><br />[Alexis tosses the keys at her]<br /><br />Ingram: What is this?<br /><br />Alexis: Gosh…must I do everything!? <br /><br />[Alexis hits the unlock button on the keyring and then hits the button to start the car]<br /><br />Alexis: Open the door.<br /><br />Ingram: A lady never opens the door for herself!<br /><br />Alexis: Listen Lady. You with open it or you ain’t getting’ out of this joint. Yah hear me woman?<br /><br />Ingram: What a rude child! I ought to slap you.<br /><br />Alexis: Oh that’s it woman! It’s on now! <br /><br />[Alexis kicks Miss Ingram under the car and drives over her and through the living room]<br /><br />[Miss Ingram dies]<br /><br />Jane Eyre: Well done you cute little children! Here is your pay. I expect you to use it well!<br /><br />[Jane kicks Miss Ingram again and again]<br /><br />Jane: You had it coming be-atch. Stealing my man.<br /><br />Alexis: Woo! Go Jane! Go Jane! She gave us money! Go Jane! <br /><br />Paige: Moooneeey! ^______________^ <br /><br />Kaylie: ^________^ Jane! <br /><br />Arial: ARIAL!<br /><br />Paige: HUSH YOU MERMAID! YOU DON’T MATTER!<br /><br />[Breaks the aquarium]<br /><br />[Arial flounders around on the floor]<br /><br />[Arial dies] <br /><br />Kaylie: Red hair ^____^ <br /><br />[*Closet: 2 minutes later*]<br /><br />Will: We are never going to get out of here.<br /><br />Meredeth: Knock the door down! <br /><br />Will: I am not standing up! <br /><br />Meredeth: Just knock over the door.<br /><br />Will: Why don’t you! You still have your…<br /><br />[Will blushes]<br /><br />Meredeth: …I don’t think it would give it I did it…besides…<br /><br />Will: Yeah?<br /><br />Meredeth: I am now missing my other sock ;---; <br /><br />Will: T.T. Fine. Let’s do it together. If we both put force on the door it should break…<br /><br />Meredeth: Okay…Totally!<br /><br />Will: O||||O…Totally….O_o;;; <br /><br />[Both of them kick the door]<br /><br />Power Rangers S.B.D: Power Rangers! S.B.D Emergency! <br /><br />[The powers Rangers fix the closet door]<br /><br />Will: ;---------;<br /><br />Meredeth: …Today just sucks. <br /><br />Will: agreed. <br /><br />[*Living Room: 3 minutes later*]<br /><br />Alexis: YES! No more adult-ish people!<br /><br />[Paige is swinging on the chandelier]<br /><br />Paige: Nuh uh…there’s still Will and Meredeth in the closet.<br /><br />Kaylie: Hide and go seek! ^____^ <br /><br />Alexis: Gosh! We should Soooo play that! <br /><br />Kaylie: Yes! ^___^ Alexis seeks?<br /><br />Alexis: Yes! You two…go hide! ^____^ <br /><br />[Kaylie and Paige scamper off to hide]<br /><br />Alexis: 1…2…3…4<br /><br />[Paige jumps in the unlocked closet with Meredeth and Will]<br /><br />Alexis: 17…11…5…7…<br /><br />[Kaylie hides under the bed in the master bedroom]<br /><br />Alexis: 8…9…15! Ready or not here I come! <br /><br />[Alexis starts her search]<br /><br />[*The closet: 3 minutes later*]<br /><br />Paige: O_O;;; Is someone in here?<br /><br />Will: No Paige.<br /><br />Paige: Will?<br /><br />Meredeth: And Meredeth.<br /><br />Paige: We’ve been looking for you two ^___^<br /><br />Will: suureee.<br /><br />Paige: Really! We have!<br /><br />Will: Well you found us…<br /><br />[Alexis Opens the closet door]<br /><br />Alexis: Found you Paige!<br /><br />Will: FREEDOM!<br /><br />[Meredeth and Paige run out]<br /><br />[Alexis slams the door]<br /><br />Will: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I’m all-alone! ALONE!!!!<br /><br />[Will hits his head against the closet door] <br /><br />[The door breaks down]<br /><br />[Power rangers show up]<br /><br />Will: NO! NO YOU WON’T FIX THAT DOOR!<br /><br />[Will goes rabid on the power rangers]<br /><br />[Power rangers die]<br /><br />Will: Ahahahahaha….Ahahahahaha!!! DIE! SWEET FREEDOM!<br /><br />Kaylie: Ready or not! Here I come!<br /><br />Will: WTF? Wait…O_o;;; <br /><br />[Will hides]<br /><br />Will: …I’m fully clothed? O_o;;;<br /><br />[Kaylie searches]<br /><br />Kaylie: teehee ^____^ <br /><br />Will: O_O;;;<br /><br />Kaylie: I found yooou ^____^ <br /><br />Will: …I wasn’t playing though…<br /><br />Kaylie: but I found you!<br /><br />Will: I wasn’t PLAYING so you couldn’t have found me.<br /><br />Kaylie: But you were hiding…and I found you.<br /><br />Will: So? I wasn’t playing so it doesn’t count<br /><br />Kaylie: YES IT DOES! <br /><br />Will: NO IT DOESN’T!<br /><br />Kaylie: It does. It does. IT DOES!!! <br /><br />Will: no it doesn’t!<br /><br />Kaylie: :: starts pitching a fit:: YES IT DOES!!!!!! <br /><br />Will: O_o;;; NO IT DOESN’T!<br /><br />[Kaylie jumps on Will and starts hitting him]<br /><br />Will: IT DOESN’T COUNT!<br /><br />Kaylie: WAAAHAHHHHH!!!!! IT DOES COUNT!<br /><br />[Kaylie beats him into oblivion]<br /><br />Will: IT DOESN’T!!!<br /><br />[Kaylie wails]<br /><br />Kaylie: It does!<br /><br />[Kaylie bites him repeatedly]<br /><br />[Will dies]<br /><br />Kaylie: ^_______________^ It counts! <br /><br />Will: X.X<br /><br />[Kaylie skips off to find the others]<br /><br />Meredeth: O_o;;; :: sneaks around::<br /><br />Kaylie: teeheeeee ^____^ <br /><br />Meredeth: O_o;;;;;;<br /><br />Kaylie: I found yoooou ^____^<br /><br />Meredeth: You sure did! ^___^ <br /><br />Kaylie: tralalalala!<br /><br />[Kaylie grabs Meredeth’s hand and both skip off to find the others]<br /><br />[*Living room: 10 minutes later*]<br /><br />Kaylie: I’m tired of hide and go seek…<br /><br />Alexis: Me too…<br /><br />Paige: I concur ^____^<br /><br />Kaylie: Do you even know what, concur, means?<br /><br />Paige: Yessss!!! <br /><br />Kaylie: What does it mean? O_o;;;<br /><br />Paige: To agree! ^___^<br /><br />Alexis: Really?<br /><br />Paige: Yesss ^___^<br /><br />Alexis: You must’ve gotten your father’s smarts.<br /><br />Meredeth: Her father? HER FATHER? I am SO smarter than that nitwit! <br /><br />Alexis: Truly?<br /><br />Meredeth: Truly! <br /><br />Paige: I concur ^____^<br /><br />Meredeth: Concur, What the crap? What’s that mean? <br /><br />Paige: O_o;;; ummm…to agree.<br /><br />Meredeth: O_o;;; Really?<br /><br />Paige: Yes ^___^. <br /><br />Meredeth: Would Will know what this word means?<br /><br />Paige: Uh…Duh. <br /><br />Meredeth: And how do we know?<br /><br />Paige: He taught it to me! <br /><br />Meredeth: …of course. <br /><br />Paige: ^____________^<br /><br />Meredeth: ;----; Now I am left alone with these rambunctious munchkins. <br /><br />Paige/Kaylie/Alexis: MUNCHKINS WILL RULE THE WORLD!! MWAHAHAHA!!<br /><br />Meredeth: what? O_o;;; <br /><br />Paige: We will rulllleee ^____^.<br /><br />Meredeth: No…Sarah is going to rule the world.<br /><br />Sarah: Thanks Meredeth!<br /><br />Meredeth: :: mumbles:: until Cara and I overthrow her and take over!<br /><br />Sarah: What’s that?<br /><br />Meredeth: Anything for you my master. :: rolls eyes::<br /><br />Sarah: Yes! Anything for me! <br /><br />Meredeth: WILL IS THE FIRST TO DIE!<br /><br />Sarah: O_o;;; but I though you…<br /><br />Meredeth: AHHHH!!!!!<br /><br />[Meredeth Kills Sarah]<br /><br />Sarah: liked…<br /><br />[Sarah dies]<br /><br />Meredeth: NOW I SHALL RULE THE WORLD!<br /><br />Paige: :: whisper:: we can’t let that happen…we have to overthrow her!<br /><br />Kaylie: But how?<br /><br />Alexis: :: spots a candlestick:: I know just the way.<br /><br />Meredeth: MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!! <br /><br />[The three munchkins sneak off and grab a candlestick]<br /><br />Alexis: Follow me…<br /><br />[The munchkins impale Meredeth with the candlestick] <br /><br />Meredeth: I shall be avenged!! <br /><br />[Meredeth dies declaring her vengeance on the munchkins]<br /><br />Paige: Heck no she won’t! We own this world now!<br /><br />World Leaders: You don’t own the world! You don’t even own this house!<br /><br />[The world leaders glare at each other]<br /><br />[They all pull out weapons]<br /><br />[The house is filled with machine gun fire and bursting grenades]<br /><br />[The munchkins claim the states and countries as they fall]<br /><br />Paige: Okay so I get South Carolina, Maine, Georgia, Maryland, Alaska, Canada, Brazil, North Carolina, <br />England, North and South Dakota, Wyoming, California, and Idaho?<br /><br />Kaylie: Yes, and I get…Oregon, Africa, Japan, Spain, Mexico, the rest of South America, china, Korea, and <br />Hawaii?<br /><br />Alexis: Sure! I get the rest of the united states, France, Australia and pretty much everything else?<br /><br />Kaylie/Paige: YEP!<br /><br />Alexis: Now we must just agree on this ^____^<br /><br />Kaylie/Alexis/Paige: Go munchkins! Go munchkins! Goooo munchkins! <br /><br />[The three join hands]<br /><br />[All three of them sing: Munchkins will rule the world to the tune of Fuzzy head of doom]<br /><br />Dead Andy: THEY STILL MOCK MY FUZZYNESS!!! <br /><br />THE END OF DOOM!urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:clue_fan:810More Clue by: Airie-Chan Part: 22005-07-14T02:19:17Z2005-07-14T02:30:48ZMel: But they broke up!<br /><br />Patrick: So?<br /><br />Will: O_o…Bad images<br /><br />Mel: this is so wrong….<br /><br />[*Upstairs*]<br /><br />Nat: Think we should make them play spin the bottle?<br /><br />Cara: sounds fun. <br /><br />[Cara grabs a bottle and Nat’s hand]<br /><br />[Both go downstairs]<br /><br />[*Downstairs*]<br /><br />[2 minutes later]<br /><br />Nat: Hey guys!<br /><br />Abbie: …<br /><br />Mel: …<br /><br />Patrick: …<br /><br />Will: O_o….<br /><br />Cara: Wanna play spin the bottle?<br /><br />Abbie: O_o;;;;<br /><br />Will: O_O;;;;;;;;<br /><br />Patrick: -er-<br /><br />Mel: I would’ve thought you two had enough of spin the bottle upstairs…<br /><br />Abbie: Yeah…just tell me it wasn’t my bed…<br /><br />Nat: O_o;;;;;….<br /><br />[Cara giggles]<br /><br />Cara: Looks like they found us out Natty.<br /><br />[Nat blushes]<br /><br />[Cara clings to his arm, gently]<br /><br />Abbie: SO IT WAS MY BED!?<br /><br />[Cara nods]<br /><br />Abbie:…I am so never sleeping in that room again.<br /><br />Cara: Aww…too bad<br /><br />[Abbie shudders]<br /><br />Nat: Anyways…Spin the bottle anyone?<br /><br />[Meredeth pops up next to Will]<br /><br />Will: AH! Holy crap! Meredeth how the hell did you do that?<br /><br />[Meredeth screams]<br /><br />Meredeth: How did I get here? Where am I?<br /><br />Cara: Calm down Meredeth…You’re in Abbie’s house.<br /><br />Meredeth:…Abbie?<br /><br />[Abbie waves]<br /><br />Cara: Anyway we were about to play spin the bottle.<br /><br />[Andrew pops up next to Mel]<br /><br />Mel: …wow I was just about to say we were out numbered, but…I guess now I have to play. Meh.<br /><br />Cara: ANDREW! Oh My gosh! It’s been forever!<br /><br />Andrew: Yeah well…college is a pain…you know…I’m almost 19 now.<br /><br />Cara: Awesome! Anyway…We’re going to play spin the bottle so…everyone in a circle.<br /><br />[Everyone gets into a circle]<br /><br />Cara: The rules are simple…you get 5 minutes in the closet with the guy/girl it lands on. 5 minutes! Now I <br />get to go first.<br /><br />[Cara spins the bottle and it lands on…Nat]<br /><br />[Cara grits her teeth]<br /><br />Nat: come on honey.<br /><br />Cara: Grr.<br /><br />[Cara and Nat walk into the closet]<br /><br />[Door closes]<br /><br />Cara: I am so not kissing you.<br /><br />Nat: why? You have before.<br /><br />Cara: That was different!<br /><br />Nat: It’s just a little game. It won’t mean anything.<br /><br />Cara: How do you know?<br /><br />Nat: Because neither of feels the same anymore.<br /><br />Cara: That’s a lie.<br /><br />[Nat looks nervous]<br /><br />Nat: It is not…<br /><br />Cara: Yes it is.<br /><br />Nat: Okay…so it’s a lie on my part, but you were with that other guy.<br /><br />Cara: Whatever. I still have feelings for you. They might be faded and very little but they are still there.<br /><br />Nat:…Great.<br /><br />Cara: See? I told you we’d get into this mess.<br /><br />Nat: Let’s just kiss and get this over with.<br /><br />Cara: No.<br /><br />Nat: Yes.<br /><br />Cara: No…<br /><br />Nat: Yes.<br /><br />Cara: NO!<br /><br />Nat: YES!<br /><br />Cara: Yes!<br /><br />Nat: YES!<br /><br />Cara: Dammit…<br /><br />[*Outside the closet*]<br /><br />Abbie: O_o….What are they doing in there?<br /><br />Patrick: Don’t know, but it sounds like what they did on your bed…<br /><br />Meredeth: Cara? <br /><br />Mel:…In the closet!?<br /><br />Will: With Nat O_O;;;;<br /><br />Mel: Cara?<br /><br />Will: In the closet!<br /><br />Meredeth: With Nat? <br /><br />Will: Cara!<br /><br />Meredeth: In the closet?<br /><br />Mel: With Nat! :: wails::<br /><br />Andrew: Wait…who is Nat?<br /><br />Meredeth: …Good question…<br /><br />[*In the Closet*]<br /><br />Cara: I’m not going to kiss you.<br /><br />Nat: Fine. I’ll just have to make you.<br /><br />Cara: I’d like to see you try.<br /><br />Nat: You leave me no choice!<br /><br />[Nat jumps on Cara and pins her to the ground]<br /><br />Cara: Holy Shit! OW!<br /><br />[*Outside the closet*]<br /><br />Mel: O_O;;;;;;;;;<br /><br />Will: Ow….!?<br /><br />Abbie: That didn’t sound too good…<br /><br />Patrick: You think…he missed?<br /><br />Abbie and Mel: EWW! EWW! TMI!<br /><br />Andrew: Dear Gosh…<br /><br />Meredeth: God must hate me right now. :: sobs::<br /><br />[*Inside the closet*]<br /><br />Cara: Get off of me!<br /><br />Nat: No!<br /><br />Cara: YES!<br /><br />Nat: NO!<br /><br />Cara: YES!<br /><br />[Nat kisses Cara]<br /><br />Cara: mmmfff!! <br /><br />[Scrambles from beneath him and runs out of the closet]<br /><br />Abbie: You have two more minutes! BACK IN THERE!<br /><br />[Cara turns around and goes back in the closet]<br /><br />Cara: Damn it…<br /><br />Nat: Just let me kiss you.<br /><br />Cara: Fine. Whatever. Can’t do any harm.<br /><br />[Nat touches Cara’s face gently]<br /><br />Cara: Nat…<br /><br />Nat: Yes?<br /><br />Cara: Just kiss me and get it over with.<br /><br />Nat: okay.<br /><br />[Nat kisses Cara]<br /><br />[Nat pulls back]<br /><br />Cara: Nat…<br /><br />Nat: Yes?<br /><br />Cara: …<br /><br />Nat: hm?<br /><br />Cara: Here…<br /><br />[Cara hands Nat something]<br /><br />Nat: What is it?<br /><br />Cara: A breath mint.<br /><br />[Abbie opens the closet]<br /><br />Abbie: Okay! Time is up!<br /><br />Cara: Thank Gosh.<br /><br />[Abbie, Nat, and Cara go back to the circle]<br /><br />Cara: Mel your go.<br /><br />Mel: but..<br /><br />Cara: GO!<br /><br />Mel: okay…<br /><br />[Mel spins the bottle]<br /><br />[It lands on…Andrew]<br /><br />Mel: O_O;;;;;;;;….<br /><br />Cara: Go on you two =P…<br /><br />[Mel and Andrew walk to the closet in silence]<br /><br />[Door closes]<br /><br />Andrew: You don’t have to do this if you don’t want to.<br /><br />Mel: Are you scared?<br /><br />Andrew: Yes…I’m actually very shy…<br /><br />Mel: That’s nice to know.<br /><br />Andrew: You scared?<br /><br />Mel: Kind of…<br /><br />Andrew: Then we should just talk?<br /><br />Mel: I guess so…<br /><br />[*Outside the closet*]<br /><br />Cara: It’s pretty quiet in there…<br /><br />Abbie: Yep…4 minutes left too…<br /><br />Nat: hmm…<br /><br />Will: heh…:: laughs nervously::<br /><br />Patrick: I’ll bet they’re just talking…Mel wouldn’t kiss anyone she just met…<br /><br />Cara: true…<br /><br />[*Inside the closet*]<br /><br />[Silence]<br /><br />Mel:…<br /><br />Andrew:…<br /><br />[Andrew sighs]<br /><br />[Andrew brings Mel closer to him and plants a soft his on her lips]<br /><br />Mel: :: blushes:: What was that for?<br /><br />Andrew: It was too quiet…<br /><br />Mel: oh…<br /><br />Andrew: And you’re too cute not to kiss. :: winks::<br /><br />[Mel blushes and giggles]<br /><br />Mel: How many minutes left?<br /><br />Andrew: Three…<br /><br />Mel: Time for another kiss? :: hopeful::<br /><br />Andrew: Maybe…<br /><br />[Andrew leans in and kisses Mel softly]<br /><br />[Mel lets out a muffled giggle]<br /><br />[Abbie opens the door]<br /><br />Abbie: Okay! Time is up!<br /><br />[Mel blushes]<br /><br />[All three go and join the circle again]<br /><br />Mel: Abbie’s turn. <br /><br />Abbie: Greaat…<br /><br />[Abbie spins the bottle]<br /><br />[The bottle lands on Patrick]<br /><br />[Abbie screams and tries to run]<br /><br />[Mel and Cara grab her]<br /><br />[Nat and Andrew grab Patrick]<br /><br />[They are dragged off to the closet and shoved in]<br /><br />[Door closes and locks]<br /><br />[Silence]<br /><br />Patrick: Abbie…<br /><br />Abbie: No.<br /><br />Patrick: Come on…<br /><br />Abbie: NO.<br /><br />Patrick: They’re right outside the door listening to us.<br /><br />Abbie: So?<br /><br />Patrick: Five minutes is up.<br /><br />Abbie: They should let us out then.<br /><br />Cara: Nope! Kiss him first.<br /><br />Abbie: I hate you.<br /><br />Cara: You’ll hate my more when the lock jams.<br /><br />Abbie: Fine! I’ll kiss him…<br /><br />[Abbie kisses Patrick]<br /><br />Abbie: Happy?<br /><br />[Cara tries to open the door]<br /><br />Cara: uh oh…<br /><br />Abbie: UH OH? UH OH WHAT!?<br /><br />Cara: The lock is jammed.<br /><br />Abbie: WHAT!? CARA YOU LET ME OUT RIGHT NOW!<br /><br />[Abbie screams and pounds on the door]<br /><br />Cara: I can’t…<br /><br />[Abbie wails and pitches a fit killing Patrick in the process]<br /><br />[Patrick dies]<br /><br />Abbie: THIS ISN’T FAIR! LET ME OUT!<br /><br />[Cara opens the door]<br /><br />[Abbie runs upstairs]<br /><br />Cara: Well that was fun.<br /><br />Nat: Now…:: smirks and winks at Cara::<br /><br />[Cara grabs Meredeth and shoves her in the closet]<br /><br />[Nat grabs will and shoves him in the closet on top of Meredeth]<br /><br />Will: UNFAIR TREATMENT!<br /><br />[Door shuts]<br /><br />Meredeth:…I don’t like closets…And that dead guy is scaring me…<br /><br />*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*<br /><br />[20 minutes later]<br /><br />Cara: Just kiss her once Will, and we’ll let you out.<br /><br />Will: I can’t do it…<br /><br />Nat: Aww the little baby is nervous?<br /><br />Will: Okay that’s not fair!<br /><br />Cara: Then kiss her.<br /><br />Will: Fine then! I will!<br /><br />[Will turns to Meredeth]<br /><br />Will: I am so sorry.<br /><br />[Will kisses Meredeth]<br /><br />Meredeth:…Great…<br /><br />Will: I’m sorry…<br /><br />Meredeth: No it’s okay.<br /><br />Will: Let us out now?<br /><br />Cara: Hmm….Maybe…<br /><br />Will: YOU PROMISED! I kissed her…<br /><br />Cara: one more time?<br /><br />Will: No you promised! Let us out…<br /><br />Meredeth: Just listen to her…<br /><br />Will: No, she has to keep her pro-<br /><br />[Meredeth kisses Will]<br /><br />Meredeth: There…Let us out.<br /><br />[Nat opens the door]<br /><br />Cara: Now was that so hard?<br /><br />Meredeth: Diet coke?<br /><br />Cara: Kitchen.<br /><br />Meredeth: Kitchen?<br /><br />Cara: Ugh come on.<br /><br />[Cara leads everyone into the kitchen]<br /><br />[Cara gives Meredeth a diet coke]<br /><br />Will: You know those things are going to kill you.<br /><br />Meredeth: No they wont.<br /><br />[Meredeth takes a sip of coke]<br /><br />Meredeth: see?<br /><br />Will: Okay maybe no-<br /><br />[Meredeth dies]<br /><br />Will: Told you so.<br /><br />Cara: Oh well…Diet Coke anyone?<br /><br />[Cara gulps one down]<br /><br />[Everyone backs away slowly]<br /><br />[Cara tosses the can aside and bounces happily after the others]<br /><br />**)*(*)*(*)*(*)*(*)*(*)*(*)*(*)*(*)*(*)*(*)*(*)*(*)*(*)*(*)*(*)*(*)*(*)*(*)*(*)*(*)*(*)*(*)*(*)*(*)*(**<br /><br />Cara: Abbie hasn’t come down from her room. I’m worried.<br /><br />Mel: Don’t be…she’s probably still upset about killing Patrick.<br /><br />Will: Yeah…<br /><br />Andrew: O_o…You people are insane.<br /><br />[*Upstairs*]<br /><br />Abbie: Gosh…They actually did that on a bed as small as mine?<br /><br />[Abbie shudders]<br /><br />[Ninja appears and cuts Abbie’s head off with a Katana]<br /><br />[Abbie dies]<br /><br />[Ninja’s cell phone rings]<br /><br />Person: Can you hear me now?<br /><br />Ninja: um…what?<br /><br />Person: Good<br /><br />[Click]<br /><br />Ninja: -er-…<br /><br />Phone: beep beep beep beep beeep…<br /><br />[Ninja hangs up phone]<br /><br />[Ninja shrugs and disappears]<br /><br />[*Outside*]<br /><br />[Ninja’s cell rings again]<br /><br />Ninja: Hello?<br /><br />Person: Did you kill the kid?<br /><br />Ninja: Yes.<br /><br />[Click]<br /><br />[*At the kid’s house*]<br /><br />Kid: Hello? Still alive…<br /><br />The Moral of this story: Check the address twice. <br /><br />OOOOOOOooooo00000000000000000000000000000OOOOOOOOOOOooooooo00000000000OOOOoo<br /><br />Andrew: Should we check on her?<br /><br />Mel: Nah she just needs some time to cool off.<br /><br />Cara: Yeah…<br /><br />Will: humph.<br /><br />Nat: Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall…<br /><br />Cara: Humpty Dumpty had a great fall<br /><br />Mel: And all the kings’ horses…<br /><br />Andrew: And all the kings’ men…<br /><br />Will: …couldn’t put Humpty together again.<br /><br />Cara: well that was awkward…<br /><br />Nat: What was?<br /><br />Cara: That bird…<br /><br />Nat: Okay?<br /><br />[Nat slides his hand over and touches Cara’s]<br /><br />[Cara slaps Nat]<br /><br />Nat: Ow! Gosh.<br /><br />[Cara glares and goes upstairs]<br /><br />Mel: Where are you going?<br /><br />Cara: to check on Abbie.<br /><br />Mel: Wait for me!<br /><br />[Mel goes with Cara]<br /><br />[The guys stare at eachother]<br /><br />Nat: soooo….<br /><br />Andrew: sooo…?<br /><br />Nat: Did you really kiss my sister?<br /><br />Andrew: Twice actually.<br /><br />Nat: Nice.<br /><br />Andrew: :: shrug:: I guess.<br /><br />Nat: Is she not a good kisser?<br /><br />Andrew: She’s a fine kisser. I just miss someone else…<br /><br />Nat: Got a girlfriend back home?<br /><br />Andrew: Nah she broke up with me.<br /><br />Nat: Cara broke up with me.<br /><br />Andrew: Ah. So you two are Ex-lovers?<br /><br />Nat: Yep<br /><br />Andrew: You happy being single?<br /><br />Nat: Kinda. <br /><br />Andrew: But part of you wants to be with other girls?<br /><br />Nat: You could say that.<br /><br />Will: :: mumble:: All of him wants to be with Cara.<br /><br />Nat: HUSH!<br /><br />Andrew: Ahh….do you still like your ex?<br /><br />Nat: Kinda…<br /><br />Andrew: There is no kinda…<br /><br />Nat: Yeah there is.<br /><br />Andrew: You two actually…do that when you were together?<br /><br />[Nat is quiet]<br /><br />Andrew: Ah.<br /><br />Nat: You?<br /><br />[Andrew is quiet]<br /><br />Nat: ohh.<br /><br />Will: AM I THE ONLY VIRGIN HERE!?<br /><br />Nat: Beside Mel…Yep.<br /><br />Will: Well that’s a good thing cause the virgin always dies la-<br /><br />[Will dies]<br /><br />Nat:…<br /><br />Andrew: Okay now that was creepy.<br /><br />Nat: And obviously he was wrong.<br /><br />Andrew: So…we’re both really virgins right?<br /><br />Nat: Of course. <br /><br />Andrew: Poor Sucker.<br /><br />Nat: Exactly. :: laughs::<br /><br />99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999<br /><br />[Mel and Cara run downstairs screaming]<br /><br />[Cara clings to Nat and starts wailing]<br /><br />Nat: Woah…woah…what is it?<br /><br />Cara: Abbie left us here!<br /><br />Mel: Meh. She didn’t even leave a note for us.<br /><br />Cara: Where’d Will go?<br /><br />Nat: No idea. <br /><br />Andrew: One second he was talking about being the only virgin then the next he just…left…<br /><br />Mel: Wait…I thought I was a virgin…<br /><br />[Everyone is silent]<br /><br />Mel: And aren’t you guys virgins?<br /><br />[Everyone stays silent]<br /><br />Mel: I KISSED SOMEONE WHO ISN’T…UGH!<br /><br />[Mel grabs a candle stick and glares at Andrew]<br /><br />Andrew: Woah, Woah…Mel we can talk about this…<br /><br />Mel: NO TALKING! KILL NOW!<br /><br />[Mel beats him with the silver candle stick until he dies]<br /><br />Mel: AHAHAHAAA!!!<br /><br />Nat: I KNOW WHO DID IT!<br /><br />Cara: O_O…WHO!?<br /><br />Nat: It was Mel in the study with the Candle stick!<br /><br />Mel: And I would’ve gotten away with it! If it wasn’t for you meddling kids.<br /><br />[Cops come and arrest Mel]<br /><br />Nat: Well, tonight was pretty fun…<br /><br />Cara: Yeah….<br /><br />[Cara stretches out and lays her head in Nat’s lap]<br /><br />Nat: I thought our relationship was strictly business. <br /><br />Cara: That was before everyone else left.<br /><br />Nat: hmm. :: laughs::<br /><br />[Nat leans down to kiss Cara]<br /><br />[Cara puts a finger to his lips]<br /><br />Cara: Breath mint?<br /><br />Nat: Fine…<br /><br />[Nat pops a mint in his mouth]<br /><br />Cara: now…<br /><br />[Cara closes the distance between them]<br /><br />Ben: OKAY YOU TWO! UP!<br /><br />Cara: WTF!<br /><br />Nat: I thought you were dead!<br /><br />Cara: Yeah…we saw you spontaneously combust!<br /><br />Ben: Oh put a sock in it barbie! I staged my death!<br /><br />[Cara and Nat gasp]<br /><br />Cara: No!<br /><br />Nat: You’re the killer!<br /><br />Ben: That’s right! All those deaths!<br /><br />[Ben smiles evilly]<br /><br /><br />Ben: At the beginning I planted that bug because I knew, if given the chance, Cara would cling to Andy. <br />Thus cutting off his circulation and killing him!<br /><br />Nat: That was you?<br /><br />Ben: YES! And I knew you and will would end up insulting eachother, so I put something in your drool that would burn Livi’s arm off!<br /><br />Cara: Oh no!<br /><br />Ben: Oh yes! And I also asked how you do CPR because I knew Nat would be dumb enough to ask You <br />over and over to repeat it. And I knew Axel would stop him because…Axel just so happens to have feelings for Cara! And just because he didn’t want to come out and say it he would take Nat’s place as the CPR dummy!<br /><br />Cara: THE HORROR!<br /><br />Ben: And I also knew Cara would kiss him and Nat would freak out! So then being his idiot self he would try to revive the Axel who wasn’t really dead! Killing him in the process! <br /><br />Nat: I’m not that stupid ;_;…<br /><br />Ben: Whatever. And I also knew the same namers would get into it! And that Shan would have a gun on him to kill Shanon with! Ash turning into a donut was rather unexpected, But I knew Cara would’ve dumped water on her! Making her melt like a witch! Then since Ash was a donut I called my friend the Jolly Green Giant in for a favor.<br /><br />Cara: You made him crush Ash! <br /><br />Ben: Exactly! And I also planted that truck to hit Nick! Because I knew Abbie would freak out about you <br />being gone!<br /><br />Cara: O_o;;;<br /><br />Ben: YES! Then I knew Peter would notice things and Magi would throw that little witch Amanda at him! Killing her in the process!<br /><br />Nat: Why not kill Peter with Amanda though?<br /><br />Ben: Because I had all ready called up FoS to turn him into a peach! And I had all ready planted the Hamsters, which worked as a double death for Magi!<br /><br />Cara: then you also knew they’d go through my purse?<br /><br />Ben: Yes, when Ant tried to get me off of Mel in the dark I knew he’d accidentally grab something he wasn’t supposed to so I put the purse in Mel’s hand. I knew they’d go through it, because it was your purse. So as they dumped everything on the floor I carefully planted a poison needle that would prick David when he reached for them and I took the gun off safety because I knew Mel would throw the purse and that the gun would go off…Killing Rick!<br /><br />Nat & Cara: …<br /><br />Ben: And I also knew that Shan would go insane once I slipped beer into his oatmeal! Which also in turn would kill Chip and Billy! Then I called Inky to come wing through the house, which I knew would drive Anthony insane, then I called Rachel and brainwashed her so she could kill Anthony! <br /><br />Cara:…O_O;;;<br /><br />Ben: Then I also knew Mel would be upset and kill Rachel. That’s when I realized Ryan would leave! So I put a land mine in the back yard! It blew him sky high! Then I also knew you and Nat would get bored and want to play spin the bottle. So I made sure that when Abbie spun the bottle it would land on Patrick. I also made sure the lock would stick. Why? Because I knew Abbie would go insane, killing Patrick in the process! Then I knew you and Nat, knowing Will had a crush on Meredeth and Cara knowing something about Meredeth would push them in the closet…and after kissing Meredeth would be in need of a coke to calm her nerves. I put poison in that coke, killing her immediately! Then I knew Nat and Andrew would be mean to Will and Lie about their virginity and then from beneath the house, I killed will with a poison topped needle when he laughed and bragged about Virgins dying last! Then I knew Andrew would tell Mel and that she would flip out and kill him with the weapon I planted in order to achieve this!<br /><br />Cara: You’re Evil.<br /><br />Ben: Yes I am an Evil Criminal Mastermind.<br /><br />Nat: Wait…that doesn’t explain how Abbie died…<br /><br />Ben: That’s easy…I dressed in a Ninja costume and cut her head off because it sounded cool at the time!<br /><br />Nat:…You are evil!<br /><br />Ben: YESS!! BWAHAHAAAA!! <br /><br />[Nat and Cara look at each other and shrug]<br /><br />[Both leave]<br /><br />Cara: Did you get the confession on tape?<br /><br />Nat: Of course.<br /><br />Cara: Jump<br /><br />[Cara presses a button and the house blows up]<br /><br />Cara: There goes our criminal Master mind<br /><br />[Nat and Cara stand up from the rubble and walk away into the sunlight]<br /><br />[Random South Park person appears]<br /><br />Random South Park Person: ONG! You killed Benny!urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:clue_fan:679More Clue by: Airie-Chan2005-07-14T02:09:54Z2005-07-14T02:26:39ZWatashi wa: JoannaMore Clue<br /><br />Our tale begins this time. On another clue night, probably two to three weeks after the last one. Got to give everyone time to get counseling and for everyone to recuperate. You know from the trauma AND DRAMA, That was unleashed the last time all of us got together and played clue. <br /><br />Abbie: Welcome! Welcome all to another clue night.<br /><br />[Nat screams bloody murder]<br /><br />Mel:…Nat what’s wrong?<br /><br />Nat: A Bug!!! A BUG!!!<br /><br />Cara: :: screams:: A BUG!!<br /><br />[Everyone looks at Cara]<br /><br />Will: She’s barely afraid of anything…<br /><br />Axel:…And she’s afraid of bugs…?<br /><br />Cara: …BUT THEY CRAWL! AND THEY ARE SO ICKY!<br /><br />Nat: …You mean like spiders? :: Nat holds one up::<br /><br />[Cara screams bloody murder and clings to Andy]<br /><br />Andy: Nat…Put the bug…down…<br /><br />Nat: Why Andy? Are you afraid of Spiders too?<br /><br />Andy: No…<br /><br />Nat: Then what? :: dangles spider in front of Andy’s face::<br /><br />Andy: She’s…cutting…off…my…circulation…<br /><br />Nat: What’s circulation? :: pets spider::<br /><br />[Andy tries to get Cara off of his arm]<br /><br />[Andy fails]<br /><br />[Andy dies]<br /><br />[Cara is still clinging to him]<br /><br />Nat: So circulation is good?<br /><br />[Everyone nods]<br /><br />Nat: …Oh…Really?<br /><br />Will: Duh you idiot.<br /><br />Nat: Well at least I have half a brain!<br /><br />Will: Only half? Wow…I have the whole thing.<br /><br />Mel: Wait….having half a brain is bad Nat…<br /><br />Nat: :: stares at Mel with his mouth slightly open::<br /><br />[Windows and doors lock.]<br /><br />[Nat’s mouth is still open and drool starts dripping out]<br /><br />Peter: …is he okay?<br /><br />Cara: …He’ll be fine! :: lets go of the dead Andy::<br /><br />Livi: You sure? :: pokes Nat with a stick::<br /><br />[Nat’s drool drops on Livi’s arm]<br /><br />[Livi screams]<br /><br />Livi: TOXIC DROOL!!! TOXIC DROOL!!<br /><br />[Livi runs around and her arm burns off]<br /><br />[Livi dies]<br /><br />Rick: …:: pokes Nat’s drool puddle::<br /><br />[Nothing happens to Rick]<br /><br />Everyone: O_o…<br /><br />Nat: Guess it wasn’t toxic after all…<br /><br />Everyone: …<br /><br /><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><br /><br />[One hour later]<br /><br />Cara: And that’s how you give CPR!<br /><br /><br />Nat: You should show us again….I didn’t quite get it…<br /><br />[Cara glares at Nat]<br /><br />Cara: fine…Nat…your turn.<br /><br />Nat: Oh joy…<br /><br />Dead Andy: Thank God….<br /><br />[Cara pushes Nat on the floor and shows everyone how to do CPR…AGAIN]<br /><br />[Cara stops]<br /><br />Cara: Did you get it that time?<br /><br />Nat: …Not really…<br /><br />Cara: One more time? <br /><br />Nat: Please.<br /><br />[Cara rolls her eyes]<br /><br />[Cara does CPR on Nat…again.]<br /><br />Cara: How about now?<br /><br />Nat: …hmm…once more?<br /><br />Cara: …Fine…<br /><br />[Cara does CPR on Nat for the third time]<br /><br />Cara: Okay…that’s three times…Do you understand now?<br /><br />Nat: Can I try it on you?<br /><br />Cara: …<br /><br />Nat: Pleeaassee? I want to be sure!<br /><br />Cara: …<br /><br />Nat:…Pretty Please?<br /><br />Cara: No!<br /><br />Nat: but…but…<br /><br />Cara: No.<br /><br />Nat: Fine once more on me then?<br /><br />Cara:...Fine.<br /><br />[Cara starts to do CPR on Nat, but is stopped by Axel]<br /><br />Axel: Stop! Stop!<br /><br />Cara: What?<br /><br />Axel: He is obviously not getting it. You should show him with someone else. Someone like…<br /><br />[Axel looks around the room]<br /><br />[All the guys (but Nat) back up and the dead Andy scoots away]<br /><br />Cara:…You?<br /><br />Axel: -er-…I guess.<br /><br />[Axel shrugs and takes Nat’s place]<br /><br />[Nat mumbles obscenities under his breath and glares at Axel]<br /><br />Cara: Okay. First you do this…<br /><br />[Cara demonstrates]<br /><br />Cara: Then you plug his nose<br /><br />[Cara demonstrates]<br /><br />Cara: then you give him the kiss of life.<br /><br />[Everyone leans closer as Cara demonstrates]<br /><br />[Cara pulls back]<br /><br />Cara: Okay and there you have it!<br /><br />[Axel sits up]<br /><br />Axel:…ooookay…<br /><br />Tucker:…one more time?<br /><br />Shan: Tuck! How did you get in?<br /><br />Tuck: Never mind that….just one more time?<br /><br />[Tuck takes out a notepad]<br /><br />Cara: If Axel wants to…<br /><br />Axel: It’s okay…I guess.<br /><br />Cara: Really if you don’t want to do this…I can get Nat…<br /><br />Axel: It’s okay. I’ll do this…<br /><br />Cara: If you’re sure…<br /><br />Axel: I am.<br /><br />[Cara does CPR once more on Axel]<br /><br />[Nat growls and glares]<br /><br />Nat: uh…Cara…you’re only supposed to give him one breath….<br /><br />[Cara Lets go of Axel’s nose, but doesn’t come up from the ‘kiss of life]<br /><br />Nat: CARA! ONE BREATH!<br /><br />[Cara ignores Nat]<br /><br />Nat: …Um…someone do something?<br /><br />[Everyone turns around and walks out of the room, whistling]<br /><br />Nat: SOMEONE!?<br /><br />[Nat glares]<br /><br />Nat: That someone has got to be me! She’s going to kill him!…not that I wouldn’t mind him dead…BUT <br />NO! HE MUST HAVE A CHANCE AT LIFE!<br /><br />[Nat pulls Cara off of Axel]<br /><br />Nat: Breathe little man! Breathe!<br /><br />Axel: …<br /><br />Cara: …<br /><br />[Axel stops breathing]<br /><br />Nat: OH NO! I MUST GIVE HIM CPR!<br /><br />Cara: …My gosh…<br /><br />[Nat pushes Cara out of the way and frantically to get Axel to breathe again, killing him in the process]<br /><br />[Axel dies]<br /><br />Cara: UGH! YOU IDIOT!<br /><br />Nat: …What?<br /><br />Cara: You ALWAYS DO THIS!<br /><br />Nat: Do what?<br /><br />Cara: THIS!<br /><br />[Cara gets up and walks out of the room in an angry huff]<br /><br />Nat: …I tried to save him, but I guess the kiss of life is just the kiss of death in disguise…<br /><br />Studio audience: :: laughter and clapping::<br /><br /><o>O<o>O<o>O<o>O<o>O<o>O<o>O<o>O<o>O<o>O<o>O<o>O<o><o>O<o><o>O<o><br /><br />[30 minutes later]<br /><br />Ashley: …I’m bored!<br /><br />Ashley Trivet: …I’m more bored!<br /><br />Shanon Green: Nuh uh.<br /><br />Shannon:…You people suck.<br /><br />Ashley Trivet: How nice of you to notice :: winks::<br /><br />Shannon: Ew…<br /><br />Ashley Trivet: …Ew? What!?<br /><br />Shanon Green: …:: attacks Shan::<br /><br />[Shan draws a gun and shoots her]<br /><br />[Shanon Green dies]<br /><br />Cara: Battle of the Same namers…who will win? :: shoves popcorn in her mouth::<br /><br />[Ashley Trivet attacks Ash]<br /><br />Ash:…Donut powers….ACTIVATE!<br /><br />[Ash shoots hot glaze at Ashley]<br /><br />Ashley: AHH!! IT BURNS IT BURNS!<br /><br />[Cara dumps water on Ashley]<br /><br />Ashley: AH! I’m mellllttting!<br /><br />Cara: I always knew she was a bitch…I mean witch…like the wicked witch of the west…not the kind that <br />go ‘arf’…Or maybe it was the other way around…oh well…<br /><br />[Ashley dies]<br /><br />Peter: BAD DOG! You’ve gone all over the carpet!<br /><br />Cara: …Well that just explains everything…<br /><br />LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR<br /><br />[5 minutes later]<br /><br />[Nat and Cara have disappeared]<br /><br />[Abbie and Mel are cleaning up Ashley]<br /><br />Abbie: She’s so…Green.<br /><br />Mel: What do you expect? She was jealous of Ash’s Donut powers…<br /><br />Ash: X3 I’m special! <br /><br />[The Jolly Green Giant crushes Ash] <br /><br />Jolly Green Giant: …Oh dear…:: walks away with Ash stuck to his foot::<br /><br />[Ash dies]<br /><br />Ben: HEY! I WAS GONNA EAT THAT!<br /><br />Abbie: …Who let him in?<br /><br />Mel: …O_o…Maybe he came in Cara’s bag<br /><br />[Mel looks around]<br /><br />Patrick: Where is Cara?<br /><br />[every one looks around]<br /><br />David: Where’s Nat?<br /><br />Studio Audience: :: cheers:: DAVID WE LOVE YOU!<br /><br />[David bows]<br /><br />Freddie Prince Jr.: Now gang…we need to get down to the bottom of this mystery! :: flashes smile to the <br />audience::<br /><br />[Audience boo’s]<br /><br />[Freddie dies]<br /><br />David: As I was saying…where is Nat?…And Cara?<br /><br />[Everyone stops and looks at eachother]<br /><br />Everyone: Nat…and Cara?<br /><br />Abbie: NAT AND CARA!<br /><br />Mel: I never realized how natural that sounded…<br /><br />Abbie: You know what? Me neither…it just kind of goes together…<br /><br />Patrick: You know….it does kind of roll of the tongue…Nat and Cara. <br /><br />Will: Nat and Cara…hmm I guess you guys are right…<br /><br />Ryan: Nat and Cara…Oh! It gives me chills…it just sounds so so…<br /><br />Cara: Naughty? =P.<br /><br />Abbie: CARA! You’re alive!<br /><br />Nat: And me too…<br /><br />Abbie: You don’t matter…<br /><br />Nat: Aww….:: goes off into a corner and cries::<br /><br />Abbie: What happened Cara?<br /><br />Cara: I went and got a coke….I was getting tired. Is that a crime?<br /><br />Abbie: Well you should’ve said something! We were so worried!<br /><br />Cara: um…I was only gone for a second.<br /><br />Nick: But but…you could’ve been…killed! You never know!<br /><br />[A truck that just happened to drive through the wall hits Nick]<br /><br />Nick: see?<br /><br />[Nick dies]<br /><br />Cara: …um Abbie…did a truck just drive through your wall?<br /><br />Ben: Not through the wall….there’s no mark…<br /><br />Abbie: that’s weird…O_o…<br /><br />Peter: :: looks at everyone mouth wide open:: Weird? Come on! That’s not weird! Ashley turning into a <br />donut was weird!<br /><br />Magi: No…actually…that’s normal.<br /><br />[Everyone but Peter nods]<br /><br />Peter: You’ve got to be kidding me.<br /><br />Magi: I kid you not! :: throws Amanda at Peter:: Now that’s kidding you!<br /><br />[badaba!]<br /><br />[Amanda dies]<br /><br />Cara: That’s so upsetting!<br /><br />Magi: What is?<br /><br />Cara: Amanda didn’t even have one line!<br /><br />Amanda: Ow…<br /><br />[Amanda dies again]<br /><br />Cara: Great…now I can sleep easier at night!<br /><br />Peter: I’m so happy for you.<br /><br />Cara: Good!<br /><br />---------------------------------------------------<br /><br />[3 minutes later]<br /><br />[Virison wireless guy shows up in the middle of the living room]<br /><br />Guy: Can you hear me now?<br /><br />Person: What? Chhhhhhhhhshsshshss What? I’m sorry? Shshsbdhskdcsafdshhfcdsbfh<br /><br />Guy: O_o….Good!<br /><br />Nat: O_O…OMG! THAT’S SO SCARY!<br /><br />Peter: Finally someone-<br /><br />Nat: Static has a .B. in it!?<br /><br />Cara: Yep. It sure does.<br /><br />[Peter does in anime fall]<br /><br />Abbie:…Peter…are you okay? O_o…<br /><br />Peter: Just peachy.<br /><br />FoS: ONG PEACHES!! :: shoots ray gun at Peter and turns him into a peach::<br /><br />[Hamsters attack Peter and eat him]<br /><br />Peter: AHHH!!! AHHH!<br /><br />[Peter dies]<br /><br />Abbie:….OMG!<br /><br />Cara: THE HAMSTERS ARE SO CUTE!<br /><br />[Cara cuddles hamsters]<br /><br />Abbie:…Yeah…they are kinda cute…<br /><br />Magi: Awww!!! <br /><br />[Magi hugs the hamsters]<br /><br />Magi: ickle hamhams!!<br /><br />David:…-er- Magi..<br /><br />Magi: Yeah?<br /><br />David: You’re allergic to hamsters.<br /><br />Magi: oh…<br /><br />[Magi breaks out in hives and has a seizure on the floor]<br /><br />[Magi dies]<br /><br />Ben: Well I’m bored.<br /><br />[Ben walks off into the house]<br /><br />Abbie:…can we just kill him!?<br /><br />Cara: -er- no…just deal with him…my mom told me to watch him so –er-…<br /><br />[Cara slips off]<br /><br />Nat:…I think we should kill him…but you know her mom.<br /><br />[Nat laughs nervously]<br /><br />Abbie: I guess…<br /><br />Mel: But he is still _SO_ annoying!<br /><br />Everyone: Agreed!<br /><br />=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=<br /><br />[10 minutes later]<br /><br />Anthony: Has anyone noticed Nat and Cara are gone again?<br /><br />Mel: Yeah…but I figured Nat was probably raiding Abbie’s fridge and Cara was off hiding from her <br />brother.<br /><br />Abbie: You’re probably right…<br /><br />Ryan: But we should go check…just to be sure…right?<br /><br />Will: We should…cause you know…what if they’re off together…<br /><br />Mel: Scary thought!<br /><br />Abbie: Nasty thought…<br /><br />[Will hits himself in the face for saying that]<br /><br />Patrick: but you know…Will is right though…we should go see…maybe one of them died. Eheheheheee…<br /><br />[Abbie glares at Patrick]<br /><br />[The lights go out]<br /><br />Anthony: GREAT! Now we can’t look for anyone!<br /><br />[*Upstairs*]<br /><br />Nat: They can’t find us if they can’t see.<br /><br />Cara:…that’s right. <br /><br />[Cara tosses flashlights, batteries, candles and lighters in the corner of the room]<br /><br />Nat: Now…to finish this game.<br /><br />[Both laugh evilly]<br /><br />[*Downstairs*]<br /><br />Abbie: I thought I had flashlights in this closet…you know just in case…<br /><br />Mel: I so watched her put like 12 in there…<br /><br />Will: What could’ve happened to them?<br /><br />Ben: I dunno! But I’m afraid of the dark! :: whines and clings to Mel::<br /><br />Mel: Get him off of me…Get him off…Get HIM OFF! :: wails::<br /><br />[Anthony tries to get Ben off of Mel, but since he can’t see what he’s doing…]<br /><br />Mel: AH! Anthony you…you! <br /><br />[Mel slaps Anthony with Cara’s purse]<br /><br />Anthony: Ow! I was just trying to help!<br /><br />Mel: GRR!!<br /><br />Anthony: Gosh :: rubs face:: That purse hurts!<br /><br />Mel: It should! It’s Cara’s…<br /><br />[Everyone looks at eachother (as best they can)]<br /><br />Shan: Cara’s purse…hehehe…<br /><br />Mel: Hurry Abbie find something!<br /><br />[Abbie rushes into the kitchen and pulls out her birthday candles]<br /><br />Abbie: I found candles! <br /><br />[Abbie sticks them into foam and takes a lighter out of her pocket]<br /><br />[Abbie rushes into the living room, candles lit]<br /><br />[Everyone gathers around Mel]<br /><br />Abbie: We get to see what’s inside her purse. This is a special moment.<br /><br />[Mel dumps the content onto the floor]<br /><br />[Abbie and Mel scream and cling to eachother]<br /><br /><br />Abbie: IT CAN’T BE! <br /><br />Mel: IT IS! :: WAILS::<br /><br />Both: IT’S A PINK FUZZY FEATHER PEN!!!<br /><br />Patrick: Oh stop it you two.<br /><br />Will: It’s so evil.<br /><br />…………………………………..<br /><br />[After digging through Cara’s purse]<br /><br />Abbie: Okay so all she has is a pistol, three lighters, some pencils, a short deadly dagger. Some poison <br />tipped needles and plans to kill us all?<br /><br />Will: Gosh Cara is so boring!<br /><br />Anthony: Yeah the only thing that is really disturbing is that pink pen.<br /><br />[Everyone shudders]<br /><br />Mel: Oy We better put it all back in her purse.<br /><br />[David reaches for the poison tipped needles, pricking himself in the process]<br /><br />David: Ow for gosh sakes…she should cover those poison tip-<br /><br />[David dies]<br /><br />Ryan: Ugh now I have to pick up the needles…<br /><br />[Ryan reaches for the needles, carefully and places them inside the purse]<br /><br />[Everything is put back and the purse is zipped up]<br /><br />Mel: Well that was boring…<br /><br />[Mel tosses the purse aside, making the gun go off and shoot Rick]<br /><br />[Rick dies]<br /><br />*************************************0*0*************************************<br /><br />[15 minutes later]<br /><br />Mel: Hey has anyone seen that guy Livi brought?<br /><br />Abbie: No, but who cares right now? <br /><br />Mel: Livi does…<br /><br />Abbie: where is Livi? O_o…<br /><br />Mel:…Gosh that is so weird! People are disappearing!<br /><br />Anthony: And Nat and Cara have been gone an awfully long time…<br /><br />Ryan: They’ve been gone?<br /><br />Anthony: :: anime fall::<br /><br />Will:…It’s times like these when we need Nat’s half of a brain…<br /><br />[Nat appears in black leather]<br /><br />[Everyone screams]<br /><br />Nat: Half a brain eh? <br /><br />Will: Uh…Yeah…<br /><br />Nat: Excuse me? Who is the criminal mastermind and who is the chipmunk?<br /><br />Will:…Uhhhh…<br /><br />Nat: Wrong Chipmunk boy!<br /><br />[Rescue ranger’s Chip and Dale show up]<br /><br />Chip: Hey brain man! I resent that!<br /><br />Dale: Will is not a chipmunk!<br /><br />Will: Thank yo-<br /><br />Dale: He is a disgrace to the human race! What makes you think we want him to be a chipmunk!?<br /><br />Will: Never mind…<br /><br />Chip: You shut up Human!<br /><br />Will: -er-…<br /><br />[Chip pulls out a grenade launcher]<br /><br />Will: UM!! O_o;;;;;;<br /><br />[Chip shoots a grenade.]<br /><br />[Chip accidentally hits Dale because he had the launcher the wrong way]<br /><br />[Dale blows up]<br /><br />Mel: EWW EWW!! I HAVE CHIPMUNK ON ME!<br /><br />Chip:…OOPS…<br /><br />Dale: :: is dead::<br /><br />Ashlee Simpson: On a Monday I am waiting Tuesday I am fading And By Wednesday I can’t sleep Then <br />the phone rings I hear you And the darkness is a clear view Cause you’ve come to rescue me…<br /><br />[Mel plugs her ears]<br /><br />[Patrick digs for a gun]<br /><br />Ashlee Simpson: Fall, with you I fall so fast I can hardly catch my breath I hope it lasts<br /><br />[Patrick can’t find a gun]<br /><br />Ashlee Simpson: Ohhhh It seems like I can finally Rest my head on something real I like the way that feels Ohhhh It’s as if you know me better Than I ever knew myself I love how you can tell All the pieces, pieces, pieces of me.<br /><br />[Patrick crawls towards Cara’s purse]<br /><br />Ashlee Simpson: I am moody and messy I get restless and it’s senseless How you never seem to care When I'm angry, you listen Make me happy, its your mission And you won't stop till I'm there. Fall, sometimes I fall so fast When I hit that bottom crash You’re all I have…<br /><br />[Patrick gets out the gun and aims it at Ashlee]<br /><br />Ashlee Simpson: Ohhhh It seems like I can finally Rest my head on something real I like the way that feels<br />Ohhhh It’s as if you know me better Than I ever knew myself I love how you can tell All the pieces, pieces, pieces of me<br /><br />[Patrick fires the gun]<br /><br />Patrick: O_o….NO AMMO!? Gosh…<br /><br />Ashlee Simpson: How do you know? Everything I’m about to say Am I that obvious? And if it’s written on my face I hope it never goes away Yea On a Monday I am waiting By Tuesday I am fading Into your arms So I can breathe<br /><br />[Patrick throws poison needles at her]<br /><br />Ashlee Simpson: OW! Gosh! Be careful with thos-<br /><br />[Ashlee dies]<br /><br />Abbie: AH! I like that song!<br /><br />Patrick: Can’t you see she’s possessed?<br /><br />Abbie: She’s possessed? <br /><br />[Ashlee melts into the carpet]<br /><br />-- ** 0*0 ** --<br /><br />[*Upstairs*]<br /><br />Nat:…nothing interesting is happening…<br /><br />Cara: Sure there is! Patrick just killed Ashlee Simpson! <br /><br />Nat:…True…<br /><br />Cara: see?<br /><br />Nat:…:: grins mischievously:: <br /><br />Cara:…I know that grin…what are you thinking about?<br /><br />Nat:…Show me how to do CPR again? <br /><br />Cara:…NO! You killed Axel with that. I’m not showing you anything!<br /><br />Nat:…but…<br /><br />Cara: NO! This relationship is strictly business! As soon as everyone is killed off and you give me my share of the money I’m out of here…<br /><br />Nat: Gosh you are one shallow hit woman…<br /><br />Cara: But I’m a cute shallow hit woman <br /><br />Nat:…True…<br /><br />Cara: SHH! Look Patrick has a gun!<br /><br />*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*<br /><br />[*Downstairs*]<br /><br />Anthony: I’m telling you…I can hear Nat and Cara talking!<br /><br />Abbie: So can everyone else Ant…<br /><br />Anthony: Oh thank gosh! I’m not losing my mind!<br /><br />Patrick: We have to find those two!<br /><br />Ryan: Our lives depend on it!<br /><br />Ben:…I am _SO_ telling my mom when we get home.<br /><br />Abbie: :: looks at Mel:: We could tell him…right?<br /><br />Mel:…Hm…Nah! Let’s not get his hopes up.<br /><br />Ben: Get my hopes up about what?<br /><br />Abbie: oh nothing…<br /><br />Ben: no what is it?<br /><br />Mel: Nothing…<br /><br />Ben: WHAT IS IT!?<br /><br />Abbie: Nothing.<br /><br />Ben: TELL ME!!!<br /><br />Mel: It’s nothing…<br /><br />Ben: IT’S NOT NOTHING!!!!!!!<br /><br />Abbie: It sure is!<br /><br />Ben: TELL ME YOU EVIL LITTLE [beep][beep][beep]<br /><br />Mel: it’s nothing…<br /><br />[Ben spontaneously combusts]<br /><br />Abbie: O_o…If Cara asks…I _SO_ did not kill him…<br /><br />Ben: uggh…<br /><br />[Ben dies…]<br /><br />Mel: should we…um…should we…Sweep him under the carpet?<br /><br />Anthony: just walk away…slowly…<br /><br />[Everyone walks away…very slowly]<br /><br />+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+<br /><br />[5 minutes later]<br /><br />Shan: I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE! I’M GONNA JUMP!<br /><br />Abbie: No Shan! We can beat this! Together!<br /><br />Shan: YOU LIE! YOU CAN’T HELP ME!<br /><br />Mel: Listen to her Shan…we can make this better…<br /><br />Billy: I’ll Save you Shan!<br /><br />Abbie: Billy don’t be a hero!<br /><br />Mel: That is so a pun…>.<<br /><br />[Shan jumps and Billy tries to catch him]<br /><br />[Billy misses and crushes Chip]<br /><br />[Chip dies]<br /><br />[Everyone watches in horror as Shan falls slowly off the couch and onto the floor]<br /><br />Abbie: noooo! :: slow motion running::<br /><br />Mel: …-er-…Abbie…Um…:: Mel shrugs and walks past Abbie::<br /><br />[Shan dies]<br /><br />Patrick:…Wait…Who is Billy?<br /><br />Everyone: O_o….<br /><br />[[[][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][]]]<br /><br />[20 minutes later]<br /><br />Abbie: Gosh since Peter left…nothing interesting happens anymore…<br /><br />[Inky swings on a vine through her house, drunk and naked]<br /><br />Mel:…Was that…what I think it is?<br /><br />Abbie:…God I hope not…<br /><br />[Inky hits the wall]<br /><br />Inky:…ow.<br /><br />[Inky dies]<br /><br />Will:…It was.<br /><br />Patrick:…<br /><br />Ryan: ehehehehehe….:: dirty thoughts::<br /><br />Anthony: …SOMEONE HELP ME PLEASE!<br /><br />[Anthony runs around the house screaming]<br /><br />[Everyone looks at eachother]<br /><br />Mel: He’s gone rabid!<br /><br />Abbie: …-er-…<br /><br />[Poison Ivy starts playing]<br /><br />Mel:…Cara said something like this would happen!<br /><br />Abbie: when?<br /><br />Mel: In those plans we saw in her purse!<br /><br />Abbie: What did it say?<br /><br />Mel: That Rachel would kiss Anthony…and he’d die…<br /><br />Abbie: um…O_o…<br /><br />[Rachel appears]<br /><br />Mel: WE GOTTA SAVE HIM!<br /><br />Will: there’s nothing we can do…<br /><br />[Mel watches in horror as Rachel kisses Anthony]<br /><br />Mel: NOOOOO!!!<br /><br />[Anthony dies]<br /><br />Patrick: Well, at least he died a happy man…<br /><br />[Mel falls to her knees]<br /><br />Abbie: Mel…what’s wrong?<br /><br />Mel: I wanted to kill him!<br /><br />Everyone: What? O_o…<br /><br />Mel: It’s not fair!<br /><br />[Mel strangles Rachel] <br /><br />Abbie: O_O;;;;;<br /><br />[Rachel Dies]<br /><br />Mel: Gosh that felt so good…<br /><br />Abbie: heh…<br /><br />**0*0*0*0*0*0*0*0*0*0*0*0*0*0*0*0*0*0*0*0*0*0*0*0*0*0*0*0*0*0*0*0*0*0*0*0*0*0*0*0*0**<br /><br />Ryan: Tonight has been…-er-….fun….but I gotta leave you know…cause um…the monkies…<br /><br />[Mel nods eating soup]<br /><br />[Ryan opened the back door and runs across Abbie’s backyard getting blown up by a land mine]<br /><br />[Ryan dies]<br /><br />Abbie: I hope he gets home safely!<br /><br />[*upstairs*]<br /><br />Cara: BWAHAHAHA!! No one gets out aliive!<br /><br />Nat: Dear Gosh….Save me…<br /><br />[*downstairs*]<br /><br />Abbie: Gosh it seems like everyone is leaving…<br /><br />Mel: Cara and Nat are still missing…<br /><br />Will: I didn’t hear them leave…they’re still here…<br /><br />Patrick: Didn’t we hear their voices?<br /><br />Abbie: They must be upstairs!<br /><br />Mel:…You’re probably right.<br /><br />Abbie: hehehe…let’s not disturb them.<br /><br />Mel: O_o…You think Nat would actually…?<br /><br />Patrick: Yep.<br /><br />Mel: With Cara?<br /><br />Abbie: Yep!<br /><br />=See Part: 2=urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:clue_fan:318Clue2005-07-14T01:25:26Z2005-07-14T01:44:23ZWatashi Wa- All of me."Clue"<br /><br />Abbie: Our tale begins at my house, during clue night. We get out the game board, and the barbie and Ken <br /><br />dolls, but suddenly all the doors are locked and the windows are barred and Cara shows up in the living <br /><br />room with a flashlight after the lights to out. <br />----<br /><br />Cara: Mwahahaha!!<br /><br />Nat: :: starts screaming like a little girl and clings to Livi::<br /><br />Livi: GAH! :: pushes Nat away::<br /><br />Abbie: Cara put the flashlight down!<br /><br />Cara: but...but...it's out only source of light.<br /><br />Andy: Don't joke around! :: Andy gets up and flips a switch::<br /><br />[The lights wont come on]<br /><br />Cara: Told yooou <br /><br />Nat: but...but! I'm scared of the dark!<br /><br />Mel: Then go outside and find the generator. <br /><br />Nat: :: starts bawling::<br /><br />Cara:...UGH! Nat you're such a baby!<br /><br />Nat: I know...:: Nat clings to Cara::<br /><br />Cara: :: glares at Nat:: Let go<br /><br />Nat: But I'm scared!<br /><br />Cara:...Be a man.<br /><br />Nat: :: laughs evilly::<br /><br />Cara:...<br /><br />Abbie: O_o...um...Cara?<br /><br />Cara: Yes Abbie?<br /><br />Abbie:...<br /><br />[Nat slowly pokes Cara's squishy breast]<br /><br />Nat: SQUISHY!<br /><br />Abbie:...that<br /><br />Cara: AH! :: kicks Nat off of her::<br /><br />[Nat falls on the floor and whimpers]<br /><br />Cara: BAKA HENTAI! :: cara attacks Nat::<br /><br />Nat: AHH NO!!! MAKE HER STOP!<br /><br />Mel: :: gets up and walks into the kitchen::<br /><br />Cara: :: bites Nat's ear::<br /><br />Nat: AHHHHHHH!!!! SHES A MONSTER! GET HER OFF OF ME!<br /><br />Abbie:...:: whistles::<br /><br />Peter: shouln't we...um...do something?<br /><br />Andy: :: shakes his head:: Nah. Let the excouple get out their anger.<br /><br />Peter: But...it's more...Cara killing Nat...he's not really fighting back.<br /><br />Mel: which is what makes it interesting.<br /><br />[Mel hands out popcorn]<br /><br />[Everyone watches intently] <br /><br />Axel: Okay...I think he's dead...<br /><br />Patrick: Nah...he isn't dead. But we really should stop her now.<br /><br />Abbie: yeah. <br /><br />[Peter and Patrick get up and try to get cara off of Nat]<br /><br />Cara: NOOOO!!! :: starts kicking and screaming::<br /><br />Peter: Alex and Andy...a little help?<br /><br />[Andy shakes his head Alex gets up and helps]<br /><br />[Finally they get Cara of of Nat]<br /><br />[Nat cowers in the corner and cries]<br /><br />.. ooooooo ..<br /><br /><br />Mel:...well tonight has been...well fun. But who is going to go outside and fix the generator?<br /><br />Cara: Andy and I will!<br /><br />Andy: O_O...Me? Why me?<br /><br />Cara: :: glares at Andy.:: You will go!<br /><br />Andy: no I wont...<br /><br />Cara: :: bites Andy's arm:: <br /><br />Andy: :: gets up and runs around screaming::<br /><br />Cara: :: kicks out a window and notices they were barred in::<br /><br />[Cara lets go of Andy's arm and falls]<br /><br />Andy: :: stops running around::<br /><br />Mel: O-o...are those bars on those windows?<br /><br />Cara: uh huh...<br /><br />Nat: :: screams bloody murder::<br /><br />Cara: :: shoots a dirty glance at Nat::<br /><br />[Cara's eyes hits Nat in the neck]<br /><br />Nat: HEY! Just because you don't know how to clean your glass eye doesn't mean you're going to give me a <br /><br />infection!<br /><br />Cara: Meh!<br /><br />Nat: :: throws eye back at Cara::<br /><br />Cara: :: catches it and puts it back in::<br /><br />.. ooooooo ..<br /><br />[The gang broke every window and tried every door]<br /><br />Livi: Everything is locked!<br /><br />Nat: I'm scared relma! :: Nat clings to Livi::<br /><br />Livi: GRR! :: pushes Nat away::<br /><br />Cara:...Well looks like Nat has lost it...he's acting like Scooby Doo...<br /><br />Nat:....reany.<br /><br />Mel: You want a scoobie Snack little fella? <br /><br />Nat: :: nods:: Res! Res!<br /><br />Mel: :: tosses out scooby snacks::<br /><br />Nat: :: eats them:: Ry recious <br /><br />Cara: :: rolls eyes::<br /><br />Peter:...Does this happen a lot?<br /><br />Cara: Yes...<br /><br />Peter:...Dear Gosh.<br /><br />Cara: you get used to it.<br /><br />Andy: Really? I'm still not used to it...<br /><br />Cara: Andy! :3!! :: clings to Andy's arm::<br /><br />Abbie: O_o....<br /><br />Mel:....Grr<br /><br />Alex:.....Okay...not cool.<br /><br />Andy:...And all this time...I thought I was trying to woo Mel...<br /><br />Patrick: :: hits Andy on the back of the head::<br /><br />Mel: :: glares at Andy::<br /><br />888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888<br /><br />[An hour later]<br /><br />Nat: fooooooooooooood....I need fooooood<br /><br />Mel: Scooby you just ate!<br /><br />Nat: Rat was Rhee minutes rago Raphnie!<br /><br />Cara:...I think they've lost their minds...<br /><br />Abbie:...I concur. <br /><br />Ryan:...wow...are you guys in here?<br /><br />[everyone screams]<br /><br />Livi: HOW DID YOU GET IN! I DEMAND TO KNOW!<br /><br />[Livi starts shaking Ryan]<br /><br />Ryan:...I came in the back door.<br /><br />[Cara hit her head]<br /><br />Cara: We didn't check the back door!<br /><br />Peter: :: unlocks the front door:: Um...did anyone realize that doors lock from the inside?<br /><br />Anthony:...Um..you guys didn't try to unlock them?<br /><br />[everyone screams]<br /><br />Mel: ANTHONY! How did you get in here!?<br /><br />Anthony: Back door was unlocked.<br /><br />[Everyone races to the back door]<br /><br />Cara: :: tries to open the door:: It's LOCKED!<br /><br />Anthony: :: unlocks it and tries to open it:: It's Jammed!<br /><br />Peter:...:: opens the back door:: No you're just weak...<br /><br />[Anthony blushes]<br /><br />[Ryan giggles and playfully batts Peter's shoulder]<br /><br />Ryan: wooow...you're strong<br /><br />Abbie: Ryan...we had this discussion.<br /><br />Peter:...you did tell him I'm not gay right?<br /><br />Abbie: Yes.<br /><br />Cara: Didn't stop him before...<br /><br />Abbie: :: shoots daggars at cara::<br /><br />[Cara dies]<br /><br />Alex: O_o...<br /><br />Andy: FINALLY!<br /><br />[Alex sobs and beats Andy with a shovel]<br /><br />[Andy dies]<br /><br />Patrick: Star-crossed lovers.<br /><br />Nat: :: burps:: no...that was Romeo and Juliet!<br /><br />Livi: :: hits Nat:: They look dead to me.<br /><br />[Everyone looks at Livi]<br /><br />Everyone: noooooooo Livi they're not dead.<br /><br />Livi: Really? Cause...Cara and I still have to talk about Rick.<br /><br />Abbie: Rick?<br /><br />Rick: Rick? O_o....<br /><br />Livi: RICK!<br /><br />Nat: Rick, Rick, Rick! Everyone loves Rick!<br /><br />Ryan: :: giggles:: Rick ish hawt :3:3.<br /><br />Rick:....Livi?...Little Help?<br /><br />Livi: MINES RYAN!!! YOU BACK OFF!!<br /><br />[Ryan and Livi start fighting on the floor]<br /><br />[Everyone watches]<br /><br />[Livi pulls out a revolver and shoots Ryan in the head]<br /><br />Nat: I KNOW WHO DID IT! <br /><br />Abbie: ....<br /><br />Nat: IT WAS LIVI IN THE LIBRARY WITH THE REVOLVER!<br /><br />Abbie: :: whaps nat:: You dumbass! Everybody saw that!<br /><br />[Everybody looks at Abbie]<br /><br />Peter: Abbie...did you just swear!?<br /><br />Abbie: ... ^_______^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;<br /><br />[Everyone gasps]<br /><br />Mel: MY ENTIRE LIFE HAS BEEN A LIE! :: Mel starts sobbing::<br /><br />[Patrick's jaw drops and he points to the three dead people]<br /><br />Patrick: OMG! Mel can TALK!?<br /><br />Nat:...She can? O_o..<br /><br />Mel: Of course I can! If you listened every once in awhile!<br /><br />Patrick & Nat:...I'm sorry...What?<br /><br />Mel:....<br /><br />Livi: Mel...it's useless...don't even try >.<<br /><br />Anthony: HEEEEEY LYLA! THE STARS ABOUT TO FALL SO WHATCHA SAAAAAY LYLA! THE WORLD <br /><br />AROUND US MAKES ME FEEL SO SMAAAALLL LYLA!<br /><br />[Everyone (Alive) draws a gun and shoots the karaoke singing anthony]<br /><br />Alex:....well...that was fun.<br /><br />[Alex starts to leave, but the door shuts...killing him]<br /><br />[Everyone stares in awe]<br /><br />Peter: Wow Abbie! I never noticed how clean your glass door is!<br /><br />Abbie: I know! Isn't it just so awesome?<br /><br />Mel: Yeah! So spotless!<br /><br />Livi: Yeah! I can see myself in it!<br /><br />Patrick: it is pretty clean...<br /><br />Nat:....wow...it is. That's pretty weird...<br /><br />Rick:...I'd have to agree.<br /><br />[everyone nods]<br /><br />kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiillllllllll<br /><br />[30 minutes later]<br /><br />[everyone is sitting on the couches]<br /><br />Livi: Abbie do you have any food?<br /><br />Abbie:...yeah....<br /><br />Nat: YOU DO!?<br /><br />Mel:....:: puts a: 'Do not feed the idiot' sign on Nat's mouth::<br /><br />Nat: mmmmmmf!!! :: nat dies from lack of food and air::<br /><br />Patrick: Finally...he's dead!<br /><br />[Livi sings loudly and very much off key]<br /><br />Livi: I NEED A HERO! I'M HOLDING OUT FOR A HERO TILL THE END OF THE NIIIIGHT!<br /><br />[everyone covers their ears]<br /><br />[everyone (but Rick) starts throwing sharp objects at Livi]<br /><br />[Livi falls to the floor in a pool of blood]<br /><br />Livi: Anyone got a mop?<br /><br />[Everyone shakes their head no]<br /><br />[Livi dies laughing...literally]<br /><br />Nat: :: looks mortified:: <br /><br />Mel: What's wrong Nat?<br /><br />Nat: That wasn't very funny!<br /><br />Peter:...O_o.<br /><br />Placebo lead singer:....Days dawn and skins crawling...<br /><br />Cara: :: sits up and points:: GIRAFFE MAN!<br /><br />Andy: Cara! We're dead!<br /><br />Cara: oh...<br /><br />[Cara falls back down on Andy]<br /><br />[Andy dies again]<br /><br />[everyone shrugs and moves into the kitchen]<br /><br />[Abbie gets food and everyone eats happily]<br /><br />Placebo lead singer: Got any pizza rolls?<br /><br />Abbie: Sure<br /><br />[Abbie cooks pizza rolls]<br /><br />[everyone eats them]<br /><br />Poacher: A GIRAFFE!<br /><br />Placebo lead singer: AHH!! YOU'VE FOUND ME OUT!<br /><br />[Placebo lead singer undresses and runs through the house]<br /><br />Cara: OH! WHAT DID I TELL YOU!<br /><br />[Andy shoots Cara]<br /><br />[both die]<br /><br />Mel: And they called him the streak! Look at dat! Look at dat! The fastest things on two feet look at dat look <br /><br />at dat!<br /><br />[Poacher chases Placebo giraffe man]<br /><br />[Patrick kills Mel for singing]<br /><br />[Mel dies]<br /><br />[everyone hears gun shots and a wall falling down]<br /><br />[everyone rushes into the Den again]<br /><br />[Abbie gasps] <br /><br />Abbie: LIVI IS BLEEDING ON MY CARPET!<br /><br />Will:...Oh dear!<br /><br />Peter:....<br /><br />uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu<br /><br />[10 minutes later]<br /><br />Abbie:...I'm bored...<br /><br />Will:...Me too<br /><br />Patrick:...yeah...me too<br /><br />Peter: Wanna play cards?<br /><br />Abbie: nah<br /><br />Patrick: Nah<br /><br />Will:...Nah<br /><br />Peter:...hm<br /><br />[Abbie turns on a radio]<br /><br />Song: We're all of the stars, we're fading away, try not to worry you'll see us someday. Just take what you <br /><br />need and be on your way and stop crying your hearts out....<br /><br />[song ends]<br /><br />Abbie: I know what I want to do!<br /><br />[Maroon 5-this love starts playing]<br /><br />Abbie: Peter! I dare you to sing this sond for me!<br /><br />Will: ahahahaha!<br /><br />Peter: Out loud?<br /><br />[Abbie shoots Will]<br /><br />Will: HEY!<br /><br />[Will dies]<br /><br />Abbie: Yes out loud! <br /><br />Peter: or?<br /><br />[Abbie points gun at Peter and shoots at his feet]<br /><br />Peter: !!! This love has taken it's toll on me....<br /><br />Abbie: LOUDER!<br /><br />Peter:!! THIS LOVE HAS TAKEN IT'S TOLL ON ME!!!!!!<br /><br />Patrick: AHAHAHAHAHA!!<br /><br />Abbie: The whole song!<br /><br />Peter: That's the only part I know!<br /><br />Patrick: Pathetic.<br /><br />Abbie: Oh well....<br /><br />[Jesse and Adam show up with beer]<br /><br />Jesse: Beer?<br /><br />Patrick: Sure!<br /><br />[Abbie and Peter shake their head no]<br /><br />[Patrick, Jesse, and Adam drink and drink]<br /><br />[Patrick, Jesse, and Adam get up on the table and start singing]<br /><br />The three guys: This love has taken it's toll...on me...shes said goodbye...too many times before..<br /><br />Abbie:...Dear gosh >.<<br /><br />Patrick: whats it Abs? You don't like sing...?<br /><br />Abbie:....not your singing...<br /><br />[Adam walks around naked]<br /><br />Adam: is there a draft?<br /><br />Jesse:....I dunno....is there?<br /><br />Vash:.....<br /><br />Wolfwood:...:: shoots Jesse and Adam::<br /><br />Abbie: VASSSSHHH!!! :3:3:3:3!!<br /><br />[Abbie pounces on Vash]<br /><br />Vash: AHHH!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! HELP!!!<br /><br />[Vash tries to push Abbie off of him]<br /><br />Patrick: ONGOSH! YOU KILLED JESSE!<br /><br />Wolfwood:...oh...I thought that was Kenny...my bad.<br /><br />Patrick: perfectly understandable.<br /><br />[meanwhile Vash is still screaming to get Abbie off of him]<br /><br />Peter: :: grabs Abbie and pulls her off of Vash::<br /><br />[Patrick and wolfwood laugh maniacly and start streaking across the house]<br /><br />Abbie:....:: shealds her eyes::<br /><br />Vash: =O....Wolfwood! Darn...I can't compete with him :: sobs::<br /><br />[Vash shoots himself on accident]<br /><br />Abbie: VAAASSSHHH NOOOOO!!!!!!!<br /><br />Wolfwood: :: trips and falls ontop of Livi:: 'ey beautiful.<br /><br />Livi: :: is dead::<br /><br />Wolfwood: ehehehehe :: gets stabbed in the back::<br /><br />[Wolfwood dies]<br /><br />Abbie:....<br /><br />Peter:...O_o...<br /><br />Patrick: WHEEEE!!!! WHEEEEE!!! FEEL THE BREEZE! BE FREE LITTLE FELLAH!<br /><br />[Abbie shoots Patrick]<br /><br />Patrick: bbeeeee Freeeeeeeeeee!!!<br /><br />[Abbie shoots Patrick again]<br /><br />Patrick: freeeeeeeee!!<br /><br />[Abbie shoots Patrick once more]<br /><br />Patrick: eeeeeeeeeee!!<br /><br />Peter: JUST DIE ALREADY!<br /><br />[Peter stabs Patrick with a Katana]<br /><br />[Patrick dies]<br /><br />Peter: Finally! We're alone!<br /><br />Abbie:...Alone?<br /><br />Peter: :: looks at Abbie::<br /><br />Abbie:....<br /><br />Peter: Yes we're alone!<br /><br />Abbie:....Peter...I didn't think you liked me like that...<br /><br />Peter: Oh...You're still alive?<br /><br />Abbie: :: looks hurt:: <br /><br />Peter: :: shoots Livi again::<br /><br />Abbie:...oh O_o....<br /><br />Peter: :: jumps on Abbie::<br /><br />Abbie: :: giggles::<br /><br />[Everyone cheers]<br /><br />TEH GRUSOME END!